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« Reply #90 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:16:52 »

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Gay.
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« Reply #91 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:18:25 »

people stop having a go at people for having an opinion!! If we all had the same opinions we would be boring fucking cunts.  

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« Reply #92 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:18:25 »

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This thread was supposed to cheer people up on a Friday, not make them jump in the river!!!


I think it's good. I have found it thought provoking. I like that.
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« Reply #93 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:18:31 »

Hey it is the weekend (almost) .. who needs cheering up anyway? At least until 4.45 tomorrow!!  Cool
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« Reply #94 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:19:03 »

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Gay.


 
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« Reply #95 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:19:30 »

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« Reply #96 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:19:32 »

I don't think there are any boundaries to comedy, but going by this thread it seems dead/abused children is the new 'look at me, I'm so controversial' joke.  The same as when just about everyone on here decided to put the word darkie into half of their posts.  Alright, it might have been funny the first time, but by the 10,000th it had kind of lost it's edge.  In the same way I laughed when I first heard 'what's the best thing about shagging twenty seven year olds?', continual jokes about the same subject cease to be 'edgy' or 'close to the bone' and just make you look like a mong who likes sick jokes.


A couple of months back a friend of mine nearly died in a car crash, and a mate and I found out that he was in intensive care.  A little while later when I asked my mate if he thought we should visit the lad in hospital, he said 'I don't know', then 30 seconds later, 'yeah, fuck it, he owes me a twenty' Cheesy
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« Reply #97 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:25:01 »

It's no coincidence in my opinion, that some of the richest humour of the 20th Century has come from Jewish comedians - arguably the most hard-done-by group of people of the last thousand years. They have found humour in the blackest of situation and it's all the funnier for it.

As Maverick illustrated so eloquently, there is a world of difference between a personal insult and a joke
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« Reply #98 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:29:44 »

What's black and white and can't go in lifts?


A nun with a javelin through her head.
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« Reply #99 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:30:48 »

Israel's gone bankrupt.




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« Reply #100 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:32:26 »

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What's black and white and can't go in lifts?


A nun with a javelin through her head.


Hey !

My mum was a Nun and my Dad was a Javelin thrower

Thats fucking out of order !
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« Reply #101 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:38:28 »

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it seems dead/abused children is the new 'look at me, I'm so controversial' joke


Pfffft :?  dead/abused kids were doing the rounds when I was at school or Reg even :shock:  It's nothing new Shrug
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« Reply #102 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:40:21 »

The first baby joke on this thread was told to me when I was at junior school, about 30 years ago.

Sad that my humour has remained as childish as then..............................
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« Reply #103 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:44:35 »

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Quote from: "Amir"
it seems dead/abused children is the new 'look at me, I'm so controversial' joke


Pfffft :?  dead/abused kids were doing the rounds when I was at school or Reg even :shock:  It's nothing new Shrug


Trust me it goes back even further .... I remember them from way back in the mid 60's .. as well as jokes like "what's black and goes to school ...... the Aberfan coal tip".
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« Reply #104 on: Friday, March 9, 2007, 16:45:11 »

The one's I told were all one's I learnt as a kid, although I decided to make the last one a bit descriptive. I still like to hang around school's though so in a way it was still fresh in my mind.
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