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Dazzza

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« on: Sunday, July 9, 2006, 18:52:34 »

What the hell is going on there then?

He's got one normal side and the other looks like the baseball player Mr Burns kept telling to shave from that classic episode of the Simpsons.

Looks like he's just woken up from a stag do and someones had a go with the clippers.
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, July 9, 2006, 19:09:20 »

It's probably something to do with the car crash he was in when he was younger.
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, July 9, 2006, 20:08:17 »

he reminds me of the time my mate inadvertently got the 'monk' cut when the female hairdresser took his sideburns completely off, we ripped it out of him for a couple of weeks til it grew back
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, July 9, 2006, 21:30:04 »

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He's got one normal side and the other looks like the baseball player Mr Burns kept telling to shave from that classic episode of the Simpsons.


 Cheesy

That's exactly the image he conjured up for me when I first saw him play for Marseille.
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, July 9, 2006, 21:33:43 »

he looked like an even uglier version of gary neville today
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, July 9, 2006, 21:46:23 »

Apparently was in bad car crash when younger and its to hide the flaws.  Don't know how much truth in it but would explain the scar on his face.

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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, July 9, 2006, 21:58:45 »

I had assumed he had been slashed in a knife fight down in the docks in Marseilles when a drug deal with some dodgy North Africans went bad. :|

The car crash wouldn't have helped matters I suppose.  Good player though.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, July 9, 2006, 22:31:21 »

I think he's had two car crashes. One as a kid and one more recently as a grown man. I think they had to fix his face up a bit to sort it out.
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, July 10, 2006, 08:35:09 »

...the baseball player Mr Burns kept telling to shave from that classic episode of the Simpsons.

Don Mattingly!

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« Reply #9 on: Monday, July 10, 2006, 10:49:13 »

did anyone see tevez take his shirt off? its like he's had a head transplant.
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, July 10, 2006, 10:54:11 »

A mate of mine at work was going on about that, I didn't see it.  Has he (Tevez) been burnt of something?
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, July 10, 2006, 11:07:36 »

tevez got burnt as a kid, bennett told me so it must be true.
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