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Barry Scott

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« Reply #135 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 14:58:06 »

Gotta be 2. Everyone knows that only aliens can make crop circles.

And me and some mates! Thing is we didn't even know it was the police and shit our pants - I was fucking terrified. They didn't actually believe us when we told them that's what we were doing. They were convinced we were doing something else. Not sure what, but they believed us when we produced pieces of wood and explained my carefully measured and knotted rope.

What about the rest of the body?

Smiley
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« Reply #136 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 15:22:54 »

Surely you must have recognised Sting?
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« Reply #137 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 15:31:20 »

4) cleaned jeremy clarksons windows once and he called me a tosser

Ha, what did you do?
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« Reply #138 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 15:34:02 »

Knocked over a photo by mistake
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« Reply #139 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 15:41:16 »

Knocked over a photo by mistake

Don't most window cleaners stay on the outside of the house?
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« Reply #140 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 15:45:35 »

Inside job as well. 160 quid for 6 hours work.

Kerching!
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« Reply #141 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 15:57:33 »

Inside job as well. 160 quid for 6 hours work.

Kerching!

Have you got him following Town yet?
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« Reply #142 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 15:58:23 »

No this was 9 years ago.
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« Reply #143 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:00:15 »

Pity, you could have got a lift to Wembley instead of having to do part of it by bus
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« Reply #144 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:26:17 »

MacPhlea's are hilarious. Processed beats, really?!!!!! soapy tit wank.


Those are the stories I can talk about - there was shitloads of stupid things I got up to... Like woking nights and having a competition with another copper to see who could get to the bumps the quickest and who could jump the furthest of the swing at 2am in the morning in full uniform.... I won the bumps competition but lost the furthest jump because my radio mic got caught in the swings chain and I ended up like a pile of shit on the floor with a busted radio that I then had to pretend was broken whilst arresting a drunk & disorderly

I should write a book...
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Flashheart

« Reply #145 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:38:24 »

Am I the only one impressed that Barry makes crop circles?
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« Reply #146 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:54:25 »

Am I the only one impressed that Barry makes crop circles?

Am I the only one that spent 2 weeks doing surveillance trying the catch the likes of Barry making crop circles in the late 80's - another story or two around that as well..
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« Reply #147 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 16:58:00 »

Barry Scott is MacPhlea's nemesis

You've gotta love the TEF at times
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« Reply #148 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 17:05:01 »

Am I the only one impressed that Barry makes crop circles?

I made them once upon a time Flash, not anymore. Smiley We made 2, one while drunk, which we loved, so made another, sober, a few weeks later. We then stayed up for the remainder of the night to view it only to see the farmer arrive with his combine at dawn and harvest just the circle!

We then designed a fucking beaut to do when the cops caught us in the act. (I say the cops caught us, which isn't strictly true. I was being a cock flashing the torch at a passing car, which, as luck would have it we heard reverse quickly back down the road. We shit it and hid while they were looking for us thinking it was the farmer. We then heard the radios and gave up!)

Am I the only one that spent 2 weeks doing surveillance trying the catch the likes of Barry making crop circles in the late 80's - another story or two around that as well..

I was too young in the 80s unfortunately. Hunter and prey.
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« Reply #149 on: Thursday, March 22, 2012, 17:24:42 »

Am I the only one impressed that Barry makes crop circles?
Used to make plenty of crop circles, nothing to do with Aliens, was just a good place to take the birds  Wink
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