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Title: Ralphy is back
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:07:24
Hi folks, a name from many years ago here. You may remember me? I was a young boy back in those days but I’ve decided to make a comeback all these years later now I’m fat, older and wiser!


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:08:18
2 out of 3 ain’t bad


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: 4D on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:08:30
 :D


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Nemo on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:10:22
Welcome back. Was it you who fell asleep on a train home from an away game and ended up at East Midlands Airport or somewhere similarly mad?


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:11:02
Thought I’d update you all. I’m now 42 years old, been a postman for near on 24 years now. I’m overweight, bald, single, live alone and probably a pervert if I’m honest. I still love the town and remember many of you from years ago


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: 4D on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:11:03
Birmingham Airport


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:12:39
Birmingham Airport

Great day


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:13:30
Tell the truth. You’ve come back now as you’ve just been released on licence.


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:14:59
Tell the truth. You’ve come back now as you’ve just been released on licence.

Do you know what? In the car yesterday I told my dad I was thinking about a comeback and he said tell them you have just been released 😂


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:21:27
So where you been🤔

Living my life and growing up. Just had a read of my old posts from over 15 years ago and cringed. I know I was young horny and desperate but fuck me. Any admin on here? I’d like to erase my youth


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:26:21
Welcome back and look forwards not backwards😁

Just realised I have my own fucking forum on here


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:27:26
Living my life and growing up. Just had a read of my old posts from over 15 years ago and cringed. I know I was young horny and desperate but fuck me. Any admin on here? I’d like to erase my youth
Half the stupid stuff I’ve done was after I was 42.


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:29:46
Half the stupid stuff I’ve done was after I was 42.

I still have the will to mate, but these days I would rather have a nice meal 🤣


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Legends-Lounge on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:30:06
Living my life and growing up. Just had a read of my old posts from over 15 years ago and cringed. I know I was young horny and desperate but fuck me. Any admin on here? I’d like to erase my youth

You cannot erase history, only learn from it. Welcome back.


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:30:56
I still have the will to mate, but these days I would rather have a nice meal 🤣
Depends what you’re eating!


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Broadbents Tackle on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:31:18
Living my life and growing up. Just had a read of my old posts from over 15 years ago and cringed. I know I was young horny and desperate but fuck me. Any admin on here? I’d like to erase my youth

How many days have you been without a cigarette now?  ;)


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:33:00
So where you been and why’s my post always late🤔

At your mum’s house


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:34:00
How many days have you been without a cigarette now?  ;)

I smoke like a chimney


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: The Grim Reaper on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:39:44
As someone alluded to further up the thread you can only learn from the past. We had a silly falling out in real life simple because we didn’t share the same opinion on something. Life moves on and tomorrow is a different day.
 Welcome back btw, to many members have disappeared over the years.


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: DiV on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:43:34
How are your nipples Ralphus?


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: 4D on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 19:44:51
Just realised I have my own fucking forum on here

We are in an elite group  :toocool:


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Nemo on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 20:27:34
How are your nipples Ralphus?

Yup that was the other memory my brain helpfully supplied.


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: adje on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 20:33:26
Welcome back Ralphy


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: yeo on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 21:31:14
Hey  Ralphy ,im 52 now and buff as fuck ..I  look like that man who just eats raw liver .I live in a Wigwam with 6 cats all called George


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Quagmire on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 21:38:16
Yeovil and Ralphy in the same night!

Sonic and Jamiesfuturewife will be next!


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: tans on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 21:47:05
Yeovil and Ralphy in the same night!

Sonic and Jamiesfuturewife will be next!

Blast from the past

Who were you before you were Quagmire?


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Quagmire on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 21:51:30
Blast from the past

Who were you before you were Quagmire?

STFC4LIFE in my early days on here and the Loud and Proud forum.


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Leggett on Saturday, December 30, 2023, 22:19:49
All these returning members... If DMR comes back offering you an investment opportunity, run.


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: mexico red on Sunday, December 31, 2023, 10:04:30
Hello, still shagging Sadie? She over 15 now?


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Leggett on Sunday, December 31, 2023, 10:45:13
Hello, still shagging Sadie? She over 15 now?

:D


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Peter Venkman on Sunday, December 31, 2023, 11:50:58
Return of the TE legend.

Welcome back Ralphy.


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Berniman on Sunday, December 31, 2023, 14:13:15
It's like a school reunion, how long before the late night threads and talk of Manatee's and Sheena Easton start all over again..


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Ralphy on Wednesday, January 3, 2024, 23:33:13
Thanks fans x


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: MichaelPook on Thursday, January 4, 2024, 09:25:00
Welcome back Ralphy - I am back as well - the artist formerly known as Fatbury


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Batch on Thursday, January 4, 2024, 09:37:04
Welcome back Ralphy - I am back as well - the artist formerly known as Fatbury

Can we have an updated lists of clubs you follow/don't follow (whichever is shorter) please?

:) :) :)

Welcome back


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: MichaelPook on Friday, January 5, 2024, 11:35:12
Swindon Arsenal Celtic Orlando Kaiserslautern Wellington and England  :D


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: THE FLASH on Friday, January 5, 2024, 12:00:04
Ironside, Crispy and Flasheart next?


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, January 5, 2024, 12:57:56
Yay, Ralphy and Yeovil are back! Just need Spacey to re-appear now to get this place livened up a bit, I know it's tough supporting Swindon at the moment, but some people take it way too seriously and this forum is fucking depressing currently.



Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Nemo on Friday, January 5, 2024, 13:00:19
Swindon Arsenal Celtic Orlando Kaiserslautern Wellington and England  :D

And Adele?


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Jimmy HaveHave on Friday, January 5, 2024, 13:05:30
Bring back Geoff the ref😁


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: 4D on Friday, January 5, 2024, 13:36:55
Bring back Geoff the ref😁

 :fish:


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, January 5, 2024, 14:16:12
Bring back Geoff the ref😁

I'LL FUCKING BAN YOU AN'ALL

:D


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Jimmy HaveHave on Friday, January 5, 2024, 17:36:37
I'LL FUCKING BAN YOU AN'ALL

:D

He was certainly lively :D


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Qunk on Saturday, January 6, 2024, 09:54:01
Dostoyevsky.

I’d just started frequenting the forum when he, if I remember correctly, was being mental and offering people out. I also seem to remember another angry chap called Fred Butcher, were they the same person?


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: 4D on Saturday, January 6, 2024, 10:32:01
Dostoyevsky.

I’d just started frequenting the forum when he, if I remember correctly, was being mental and offering people out. I also seem to remember another angry chap called Fred Butcher, were they the same person?

Dossie was from my home town Calne. Didn't know him though but he was a character  :D


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Qunk on Saturday, January 6, 2024, 11:28:16
Dossie was from my home town Calne. Didn't know him though but he was a character  :D

Ah yes, I recall him being from Calne now you mention it. I also think it may have been Fred Butcher that he offered out. Which doesn’t actually rule them out being the same person of course.


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Jimmy HaveHave on Saturday, January 6, 2024, 11:59:45
Dossie was from my home town Calne. Didn't know him though but he was a character  :D

Didn’t you post a few years back pissed up on a bus after a night out in Calne🤔


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: DiV on Saturday, January 6, 2024, 14:34:03
Ah yes, I recall him being from Calne now you mention it. I also think it may have been Fred Butcher that he offered out. Which doesn’t actually rule them out being the same person of course.

Are you thinking of poster Fred Elliot (name taken from the butcher from Coronation Street, I say the butcher from Coronation Street) rather than Fred Butcher.


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Qunk on Saturday, January 6, 2024, 14:36:29
Are you thinking of poster Fred Elliot (name taken from the butcher from Coronation Street, I say the butcher from Coronation Street) rather than Fred Butcher.

Hah, yeah, that’s right. I think I amalgamated Fred Elliot and Frank Butcher 😎


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Saturday, January 6, 2024, 18:01:13
Is Fred Elliot, RobertT's brother? Or have I made that up?


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: DiV on Saturday, January 6, 2024, 18:09:34
Is Fred Elliot, RobertT's brother? Or have I made that up?

Same surname - no relation


Title: Re: Ralphy is back
Post by: Batch on Saturday, January 6, 2024, 18:15:54
Quote from: OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR
Is Fred Elliot, RobertT's brother? Or have I made that up?


no Zebedee is Robert Ts brother