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Title: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 18, 2008, 13:09:34
Not as much of a classic as granny's garden, but I can think of worse ways to spend a friday afternoon.

Sorry the opening is a bit long.


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Pretty pretty pictures. Yum yum yum.

Let us begin the opening wall of text....
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Blah de blah blah... Grandma is a bitch, let's play space invaders!

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Yep and space invaders is boring anyway.

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We get the point. You're bored. I'm bored. Everybody is bored.

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Yey, lets do something.

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You are in the dining room. Don't pick up the red broom

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At fucking last. So how shall we kick off this exciting adventure?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 13:18:54
Oh my god Im so excited a bit of wee came out!! - this is so much more fun than sorting out the staionary cupboard

lets knit!!


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 18, 2008, 13:22:08
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Knitting didn't go too well. What next?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 13:25:42
ooh ooh examine the table


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 18, 2008, 13:29:33
[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/table.png[/url]
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Oh gay. an overly complicated bit of year 5 maths practice. Tell me which block to rub off for A (1-4), might as well get B out the way at the same time (also 1-4)


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 13:31:01
do as you think Ben and we will split the cash yeah?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 18, 2008, 13:35:13
[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/table3.png[/url]

You've got fill in the blue boxes with different numbers between 1 and 9, so that the sum = 38.

I'd do it but I'm a bit thick and I need to go have a shower.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 13:37:08
Ok Ill go to the Post Office now then and we can sort it out in a bit

so we could do like 6x6+2???


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 18, 2008, 13:43:04
No because you can't use 6 twice, but the right idea.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 13:46:23
oh whoops sorry

how about 7x5+3??


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 18, 2008, 13:50:29
Yep.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 18, 2008, 13:53:43
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JFW = maths geniusette.

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Boooo

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what shall we do now?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 13:56:55
boooooooooo
Ok lets look out of the window

I feel like I need Axs


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 18, 2008, 14:03:23
Look out the window?

We're going to have to have a small break whilst I do some jobs and make a pot of tea. or maybe coffee. I haven't decided yet. It's a bid decision.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 14:14:50
Ok That seems fair - tea is good - I just made a pot

Im going to have a caramel Freddo too


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Friday, July 18, 2008, 14:18:19
boooooooooo
Ok lets look out of the window

I feel like I need Axs

Will I do...I'll be around until my mate arrives to take me to Leeds for a football tournement (see the Your chance to be Michael Pook thread, should you care).

I think we should tidy our toys away, so mum likes us when she gets home and sides with us when granny's been horrible to us.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, July 18, 2008, 14:21:20
i think ben should have tea


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 14:22:19
OK I care - and I think you have a point

but tidying up is dull - I was going to leave that till last


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Friday, July 18, 2008, 14:23:33
OK I care - and I think you have a point

but tidying up is dull - I was going to leave that till last

I wanted to get on mum's good side.  In another world, I have just brewed up too...now, do I have any biscuits?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 14:25:03
Caramel Freddos are the way forward


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Friday, July 18, 2008, 14:26:54
Caramel Freddos are the way forward
Aye, that'd be grand right now...but alas I have no biscuits...I do however have iced marble cake...gonna have that.  Yum.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, July 18, 2008, 14:29:52
I have no freddos. Or cake.   :cry:


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 14:30:52
wow Donkey you talk like my friend Andrew - are you northern?

Dave get yourself down Morrisons for snacks pronto


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Friday, July 18, 2008, 14:33:50
That was very Northern...maybe it's becuase I'm on my way to Leeds soon and I'm getting in some practice.  I'm actually from London (Brent), have lived in Surrey, Coventry and Leicester.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, July 18, 2008, 14:34:06
Im a bit wary after the recent french fancy scandal


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, July 18, 2008, 14:34:55
That was very Northern...maybe it's becuase I'm on my way to Leeds soon and I'm getting in some practice.  I'm actually from London (Brent), have lived in Surrey, Coventry and Leicester.

oooo i used to live in leicester. I moved out when i was two, but still....

i can claim to have grown up in the beumant leys ghetto


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 14:36:32
Im a bit wary after the recent french fancy scandal

what scandel was this????


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, July 18, 2008, 14:40:42
8 packs of french fancys were being sold with only 6 cakes in them. The oldies were up in arms


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Friday, July 18, 2008, 14:44:32
Well, I'm off to Leeds now...bye!


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 14:45:41
Oh my!! I love those cakes they remind me of partys when you were little

bye


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 18, 2008, 15:03:11
I'll do an update in a minute. My wireless interweb broke and I got distracted by some sewing.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 15:07:21
what did you sew? a tapestry?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 18, 2008, 15:09:19
I was mending my broken heart.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 15:10:42
wow thats deep


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 18, 2008, 15:10:58
and I've managed to soak myself attempting the washing up.

Things are not going well.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 15:12:24
maybe you need to submerge yourself in a year 5 computer game?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 18, 2008, 15:14:47
Beats the bath and a toaster anyway.

What were you going to do again?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 15:15:53
oh yeah - tidy up please


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 18, 2008, 15:22:33
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Well are you?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 15:31:51
um yeah OK


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 18, 2008, 15:38:12
um yeah OK

Uhoh...

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Nah only joking. :D

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She's a gilf.

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What do you want to say to her?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, July 18, 2008, 15:38:52
Where's the coke stash mofo?!


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 15:40:07
ummm whats for dinner? or maybe wheres the key? just going off past games


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 18, 2008, 15:42:53
Where's the coke stash mofo?!

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She take none of that shit bitch.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 15:44:19
I love you granny or something shit like that?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: axs on Friday, July 18, 2008, 15:44:59
boooooooooo
Ok lets look out of the window

I feel like I need Axs

I get that a lot from women.

hang on, that's right - I don't.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 15:46:15
phew your here


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: axs on Friday, July 18, 2008, 15:47:05
only briefly, the pub is calling me.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, July 18, 2008, 15:56:25
Im going home soon


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, July 18, 2008, 16:46:35
my what big ears you have


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, July 18, 2008, 16:48:23
why thankyou. What's going on again?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: axs on Friday, July 18, 2008, 23:25:37
I've lost the plot of this thread. Do we have to say something?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, July 19, 2008, 07:56:56
Yeah. I think it's something really complicated like "Hello Grandma"


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 21:40:22
Say Hello Grandma...


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, July 20, 2008, 21:58:36
Will do tomorrow.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 21, 2008, 10:32:54
wow Im excited I still have all this to look forward too


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Monday, July 21, 2008, 10:34:41
Ready when you are...


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 10:43:43
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That's what I'm doing now you evil bitch

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I think she's related to that red sneezing dude. People in these game are so nosey about your food..

I'd answer for you but I've got a feeling it might be important later. So you lot better do it.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, July 21, 2008, 10:44:22
i had cheerios and toast. yumm


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 10:50:40
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They're delicious and nutritious.

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Nothing like a bit of very random product placement.

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Because knowledge of branded breakfast products is important to any child's education.
So....?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, July 21, 2008, 10:54:09
the cheerios sort of make a mushy crunchey sound. The toast a strong crunch


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 10:55:34
I don't think she meant your breakfast dave.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, July 21, 2008, 10:57:55
oh woops.

rice crispies fizzle


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 11:03:28
No they don't dave.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Monday, July 21, 2008, 11:08:08
A lovely sound...grandma said so.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, July 21, 2008, 11:08:33
tee hee

snap crackle and pop


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 11:18:36
tee hee

snap crackle and pop

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You're such a smarty pants dave.

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She just asks you loads of boring sums, 15 x 7 etc. We'll skip that.....
.
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It honestly was quite boring.

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Well are you?

We honestly get to stop talking to grandma and have some proper choices in a min.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Monday, July 21, 2008, 11:19:36
Yeah, a bit.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, July 21, 2008, 11:21:55
yes. run


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Monday, July 21, 2008, 11:24:39
No, then we won't be doing what she said and we'll become frogs...go closer, but with caution.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 11:32:53
Yeah, a bit.
yes. run

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and me!

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She just won't let us go!

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A sexy mint humbug.

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What should we do to grandma?



Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, July 21, 2008, 11:35:46
lock her in the dog shed moohahahahha


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 11:43:25
lock her in the dog shed moohahahahha
[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/revenge4.png[/url]
We don't want the RSPCA involved.

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Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, July 21, 2008, 11:46:28
tie her too the bed like the donimatrix loving whore she is


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Monday, July 21, 2008, 11:47:40
Goldfish down the neck, goldfish down the neck (in the style of Homer Simpson saying Football in the groin).


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 11:51:54
tie her too the bed like the donimatrix loving whore she is

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/revenge1.png[/url]
Sorry Dave. Your Granny Rape fantasy has been denied.

Goldfish down the neck, goldfish down the neck (in the style of Homer Simpson saying Football in the groin).

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/revenge3.png[/url]
Yeah donkey, you cunt.

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/revenged.png[/url]


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Monday, July 21, 2008, 12:12:17
Give her skol.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 12:13:00
:D

There's a quick break on this whilst I make a brie and bacon baguette


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 21, 2008, 12:43:27
UH OH - Sorry I was at the dump - sorry "Recycling centre"

what have I missed?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 13:04:57
Give her skol.

I presume you mean option 5.

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/what.png[/url]

Now who's been paying attention?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 21, 2008, 13:25:56
medicine?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 13:29:44
medicine?

Word

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Or kill her.

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Yes kids. Go around getting loads of chemicals from around the house, mix them up and feed them to grandma. It'll be magic.

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/time.png[/url]
Quick. How long to we have?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 21, 2008, 13:51:44
lets make poison and errmmm not sure on the time thing!

Cant get everything right can I??


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 15:15:25
I'll give you a clue...

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/scared5.png


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, July 21, 2008, 15:26:33
45 mins whooooooooooo thanks Ben


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: axs on Monday, July 21, 2008, 16:24:43
are we sure this little irk isn't called George?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 16:35:06
It is a tiny bit of a rip off. Shall we continue?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, July 21, 2008, 16:36:00
yes. we will


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 16:42:59
okeydokey


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 16:49:38
[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/kitchen.png[/url]
To the kitchen!

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The quest for the mighty saucepan.

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[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/kitchen4.png[/url]

I'm not sure I can be bothered to do pictures of one move at a time. Unless you really want me to? I'm pretty sure you clever types can solve it without me doing that. It's not the most taxing of puzzles.



Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, July 21, 2008, 16:51:25
red to c
green to b
red onto green
yellow onto c
green and red onto yellow

etc etc


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: axs on Monday, July 21, 2008, 16:51:38
AB
AC
BC
AB
CA
CB
AB to start


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Monday, July 21, 2008, 16:53:43
ab, ac, bc, ab, ca, bc, ab, ac...get pan...I think  :/


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:01:52
AB
AC
BC
AB
CA
CB
AB to start

I'll go with yours first because it's written nicer than silly daves.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:02:22
I'll go with yours first because it's written nicer than silly daves.

and mine's just wrong?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:05:31
and mine's just wrong?
Sorry you were just last to post. It might be right! Looks quite similar to axses.

AB
AC
BC
AB
CA
CB
AB to start
[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/kitchen5.png[/url]
Anybody feel like they're learning?



Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:08:19
ac...grab pan...


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:10:22
ac...grab pan...
[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/kitchen6.png[/url]


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:16:59
b -> c duhh


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: axs on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:18:30
BC
BA
CA
BC
AB
AC
BC


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:19:46
AB
AC
BC
AB
CB
AC
BC
AB
CB
AC
CB


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:28:02
BC
BA
CA
BC
AB
AC
BC

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/kitchen7.png[/url]
Nice

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/kitchen8.png[/url]
Yeah, no dangerous stuff. Right.

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/cat.png[/url]
I hate cats.

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/stairs.png[/url]
Exciting stuff.

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/stairs2.png[/url]
Choose Wisely!


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: axs on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:30:39
4


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:32:39
4

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/stairs3.png[/url]
Interesting choice axs.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:34:09
eat the sweeties


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:37:15
eat the sweeties
[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/stairs4.png[/url]
Interesting thinking there dave.

Two left.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:38:04
1: phone a friend.

Because I have not followed what has been happening and my friend may be able to help me out.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:38:24
fucking 1


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:42:44
fucking 1

Give me a second you cunt.

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/stairs5.png[/url]

one left.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: axs on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:43:55
collar


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:50:37
collar

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/stairs6.png[/url]
hehehehe.

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/bathroom.png[/url]
[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/bathroom2.png[/url]
[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/bathroom3.png[/url]
More exciting choices! What shall we do first?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: axs on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:52:29
cabinet


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:54:03
cabinet


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:54:08
cabinet, then a looksee at the window sill, if we may.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, July 21, 2008, 17:55:27
go for the cabinet cos' there's a hey underneath it.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 18:25:43
sorry went to eat my tea.

Cabinet it is.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 18:27:26
[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/bathroom4.png[/url]

Because this game never encourages unsafe behaviour, no sir.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Monday, July 21, 2008, 18:32:34
Window sill, please.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 19:00:31
Window sill, please.

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/sill.png[/url]


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, July 21, 2008, 19:07:23
1,3,5,7,9


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: axs on Monday, July 21, 2008, 19:26:56
ooh, the suspense.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 19:30:00
1,3,5,7,9

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/gin.png[/url]

mmmm... gin!


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, July 21, 2008, 19:39:11
Yes!


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: axs on Monday, July 21, 2008, 19:39:21
of course


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, July 21, 2008, 20:01:09
[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/gin2.png[/url]
Do they'll notice if it's not exactly 1 litre, but not if it's water?

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/gin3.png[/url]
eh? ok. [space]

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/gin4.png[/url]
This fun puzzle

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/gin5.png[/url]
Work it out again and I'll try it. Let's not do it one at a time. It's quite easy.



Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: axs on Monday, July 21, 2008, 20:11:50
done it in my head. can't be arsed to figure out all the numbers. my eyes are tired and the screen is far far away.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 08:54:30
owww I keep missing chunks of fun


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 09:06:40
That's what you get for having a life.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 09:43:47
booo I need to give up more of my life for this forum - I need to make more sacrifices


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 13:46:04
BENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN IM BOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRED

Can we play on??


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 13:46:44
Sorry. I've got loads of stuff to do this afternoon.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 13:48:09
Hahaha, pull the other one Ben.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 13:49:46
I hate you  >:(

 ;) :blowkiss:


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 13:54:12
Hahaha, pull the other one Ben.

Nah really. If you manage to solve the gin puzzle I might be able to get a sneaky few goes in.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 14:13:53
I dont understand it  :-[


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 15:30:45
Fill B (A 0, B 9)
B to A (A 9, B 0)
Fill B (A 9, B 9)
B to A (A 11, B 7)
Empty A (A 0, B 7)
B to A (A 7, B 0)
Fill B (A 7, B 9)
B to A (A 11, B 5)
Empty A (A 0, B 5)
B to A (A 5, B 0)
Fill B (A 5, B 9)
B to A (A 11, B 3)
Empty A (A 0, B 3)
B to A (A 3, B 0)
Fill B (A 3, B 9)
B to A (A 11, B 1)

One litre, job done.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 15:42:35
whoop go donkey!

Ben simply HAS to play now


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 15:47:04
I hope so...that gave me a headache. :blowup:


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 15:47:29
Give me about an hour. Then I can.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: axs on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 15:48:03
tick tock


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 15:53:22
I dont have an hour  :cry:


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 17:36:34
Sorry everybody, my wireless interweb has been playing up all day so haven't been able to sneak up the next bit.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 17:42:19
Fill B (A 0, B 9)
B to A (A 9, B 0)
Fill B (A 9, B 9)
B to A (A 11, B 7)
Empty A (A 0, B 7)
B to A (A 7, B 0)
Fill B (A 7, B 9)
B to A (A 11, B 5)
Empty A (A 0, B 5)
B to A (A 5, B 0)
Fill B (A 5, B 9)
B to A (A 11, B 3)
Empty A (A 0, B 3)
B to A (A 3, B 0)
Fill B (A 3, B 9)
B to A (A 11, B 1)

One litre, job done.


[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/gin6.png[/url]
Nice Thiefing

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/bathroomb.png[/url]
Do you want to get anything else from the Bathroom?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 17:44:33
Let's have the nail varnish and become red goths.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 19:35:27
take a leak



hawhawhawhaw


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, July 23, 2008, 12:15:43
didnt George in Georges marvellous medicine use toothpaste cause it made it all forthy?

My primary school headmaster used to always read us Roald Dahl (sp!) in Asssembly


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, July 23, 2008, 12:19:46
[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/bathroomb2.png[/url]

[IMG]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/mmm/bathroomb3.png[/url]
Choose wisely. Seriously.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, July 23, 2008, 12:26:09
spoon
soap

maybe the spider?? Im not sure why??


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, July 23, 2008, 12:30:31
would a key be usefull?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, July 23, 2008, 12:32:31
I think one thing might be essential. I can't really remember. There has been at least one clue.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, July 23, 2008, 12:35:02
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Grandma obvusoly hates mice or spiders I reckon???


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, July 23, 2008, 15:12:26
Axs will know best


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: axs on Wednesday, July 23, 2008, 16:27:41
will he?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, July 23, 2008, 17:00:56
Decide between you muppets.
Or pick one each or something.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: donkey on Wednesday, July 23, 2008, 18:11:10
Spiders


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: axs on Wednesday, July 23, 2008, 21:50:39
anything.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, July 23, 2008, 21:55:17
Sorry about the little updating again. I've been swapping between laptop and upstairs computer a lot today. Whilst getting stuff together before I fuck off again this weekend. Bloody weddings.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: axs on Wednesday, July 23, 2008, 21:56:34
yeah, i'm off to one too. in the sodding peak district.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, July 24, 2008, 11:30:56
its OK it can wait - we can drag this one out for years I reckon



Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: juddie on Thursday, July 24, 2008, 11:32:38
holy moly axs, I'm off to a wedding in the peak district too... where's yours?


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: axs on Thursday, July 24, 2008, 16:43:48
holy moly axs, I'm off to a wedding in the peak district too... where's yours?

good question, can't remember where the ceremony is, but the reception is somewhere beginning with A.


Title: Re: We should poison grandma!
Post by: axs on Thursday, July 24, 2008, 17:52:10
Ashbourne, thats the one.