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Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: spacey on Saturday, September 24, 2005, 18:11:10
I'll fight anytime.

I'm pissed and I hate stuff, especially you, yes you!!!! Everything's shit apart from cool stuff.King out, king in blah blah blah blah yada yada yada.

 Who wants some? outside now!

 Long live meatballs :P Mmmmmmm more beer!!! roooooaaaaarrrrr!


Give peace a chance!


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Saturday, September 24, 2005, 18:12:04
I just made myself a pizza. Yummy. :king:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: magicroundabout on Saturday, September 24, 2005, 18:12:46
i've just cracked open a beer. :beers:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: DiV on Saturday, September 24, 2005, 18:14:24
my cats name is mittens...


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, September 24, 2005, 18:15:28
Taking the Type R out in a minute to thrash the tits off it  :evil:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: spacey on Saturday, September 24, 2005, 18:16:31
Cunts!


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, September 24, 2005, 18:17:26
I like being a cunt and couldn't give a fuck.


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: spacey on Saturday, September 24, 2005, 18:21:53
If you look in the dictionary under cunt it says honda civic.

 Fact!


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, September 24, 2005, 18:24:50
Probally does, past fucking caring. :soapy tit wank:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: DiV on Saturday, September 24, 2005, 18:25:54
if you look up cunt in the dictionary there is quite clearly a picture of Andy King....


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: sonicyouth on Saturday, September 24, 2005, 18:41:46
actually it's a picture of mex


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: DiV on Saturday, September 24, 2005, 18:42:53
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
actually it's a picture of mex


Your dad

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: sonicyouth on Saturday, September 24, 2005, 18:44:12
i'd be quite happy if mex was my dad 8)

what an ace dad!


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: DMR on Saturday, September 24, 2005, 19:44:44
what a crappy son though


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: mexico red on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 03:02:57
if i was your dad would i have to stop bumming you?


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: walrus on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 12:28:35
If it makes you feel any better I pulled the ugliest minger I've ever seen.  Just stumbled home, still feel a bit drunk, and just found a used condom in my pocket.  Fucking hope it's mine.   :chunder:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 12:29:15
That's grim Paul, very grim.


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: walrus on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 12:31:46
I know, I've stooped to a new low.  Fucking alcohol!


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: DiV on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 12:39:21
slag :wink:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Spud on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 13:59:30
You slut!


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Sussex on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 14:22:21
Quote from: "Walrus"
If it makes you feel any better I pulled the ugliest minger I've ever seen.  Just stumbled home, still feel a bit drunk, and just found a used condom in my pocket.  Fucking hope it's mine.   :chunder:


Good lad :D

Settling in to Uni life then!


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: red macca on Sunday, September 25, 2005, 18:23:09
cunts are usefull


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: spacey on Monday, September 26, 2005, 09:13:46
I'd like to add that If you ever see me at the pub or the game stay the fuck away from me.Any contact from you will leave me with no alternative but to stick DV85 and Fatbury up your arse.

 If however rather than whining on like an old gobshite about players being out of position, how you'd make a better manager, blah blah blah etc, you'd like a discussion about the unmasking of Kendo Nagasaki, early Grange Hill or those wind up Evel Knievel toys you used to get, then you may approach me.

 You must also be drinking beer, anyone drinking soft drinks will be greeted with teapot style hand gestures.


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 11:51:34
How early Grange Hill are we talking?


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 26, 2005, 11:52:41
Quote from: "Ralphy"
How early Grange Hill are we talking?


Thought it was always on at 5pm?

Maybe he means the omnibus that used to be on on a sunday morning! 8)


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: McLovin on Monday, September 26, 2005, 11:55:15
Ralph, did you go to the BTCC the other week?


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 12:07:05
Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
Ralph, did you go to the BTCC the other week?


No i was too hungover mate!

I'm going to Brands Hatch though. See Matt Neal crowned champ.


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 12:07:54
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
How early Grange Hill are we talking?


Thought it was always on at 5pm?

Maybe he means the omnibus that used to be on on a sunday morning! 8)


He means early as in the first few episodes.


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 26, 2005, 12:14:27
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
How early Grange Hill are we talking?


Thought it was always on at 5pm?

Maybe he means the omnibus that used to be on on a sunday morning! 8)


He means early as in the first few episodes.


I know! I was trying to be amusing! :?


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 12:18:18
Ok  :D


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: yeo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 12:20:28
Quote from: "spacey"
I'd like to add that If you ever see me at the pub or the game stay the fuck away from me.Any contact from you will leave me with no alternative but to stick DV85 and Fatbury up your arse.

 If however rather than whining on like an old gobshite about players being out of position, how you'd make a better manager, blah blah blah etc, you'd like a discussion about the unmasking of Kendo Nagasaki, early Grange Hill or those wind up Evel Knievel toys you used to get, then you may approach me.

 You must also be drinking beer, anyone drinking soft drinks will be greeted with teapot style hand gestures.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 26, 2005, 12:28:29
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Quote from: "spacey"
I'd like to add that If you ever see me at the pub or the game stay the fuck away from me.Any contact from you will leave me with no alternative but to stick DV85 and Fatbury up your arse.

 If however rather than whining on like an old gobshite about players being out of position, how you'd make a better manager, blah blah blah etc, you'd like a discussion about the unmasking of Kendo Nagasaki, early Grange Hill or those wind up Evel Knievel toys you used to get, then you may approach me.

 You must also be drinking beer, anyone drinking soft drinks will be greeted with teapot style hand gestures.


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Is it his time of the month? :roll:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: spacey on Monday, September 26, 2005, 12:29:36
Any discussion that includes the mention of cars will not be tolerated and will result in me setting fire to your head and then beating out the flames with a table .......... then I'll set fire to your head again and so on until I run out of tables :x

 Then I'll run you over with a rusty lawnmower!


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, September 26, 2005, 12:31:45
Quote from: "spacey"
Any discussion that includes the mention of cars will not be tolerated and will result in me setting fire to your head and then beating out the flames with a table .......... then I'll set fire to your head again and so on until I run out of tables :x

 Then I'll run you over with a rusty lawnmower!


A petrol one? :wink:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 26, 2005, 12:32:11
Quote from: "spacey"
Any discussion that includes the mention of cars will not be tolerated and will result in me setting fire to your head and then beating out the flames with a table .......... then I'll set fire to your head again and so on until I run out of tables :x

 Then I'll run you over with a rusty lawnmower!


You are like a less frightening version of Jeremy Beadle! :soapy tit wank:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: spacey on Monday, September 26, 2005, 12:32:49
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Quote from: "spacey"
Any discussion that includes the mention of cars will not be tolerated and will result in me setting fire to your head and then beating out the flames with a table .......... then I'll set fire to your head again and so on until I run out of tables :x

 Then I'll run you over with a rusty lawnmower!


You are like a less frightening version of Jeremy Beadle! :soapy tit wank:


 Fuck off!


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, September 26, 2005, 12:33:17
He's more frightening - mostly because he has two full size hands with which to hit you with.


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 26, 2005, 12:33:47
I reckon he is a dwarf with issues! :old:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 13:53:29
Spacey, who was your favourite grange hill character?


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 26, 2005, 13:54:32
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Spacey, who was your favourite grange hill character?


Bet its the teacher that used to shout 'You boy!!'


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: yeo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 13:55:48
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Spacey, who was your favourite grange hill character?


Bet its the teacher that used to shout 'You boy!!'


 :x You dont even know his name.....

Mr Bronson

I dispair of this forum.


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 13:56:47
I watched Byker Grove more.


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 26, 2005, 13:56:53
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
Quote from: "Ralphy"
Spacey, who was your favourite grange hill character?


Bet its the teacher that used to shout 'You boy!!'


 :x You dont even know his name.....

Mr Bronson

I dispair of this forum.


I am sorry.  :(


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 26, 2005, 13:57:22
Quote from: "Ralphy"
I watched Byker Grove more.


Bet you fancied Spuggy! :soapy tit wank:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: yeo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 13:57:33
http://www.grangehillfans.co.uk/closeup/images/bronson.jpg

YOU BOY!


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 26, 2005, 13:58:37
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
http://www.grangehillfans.co.uk/closeup/images/bronson.jpg

YOU BOY!


Legend! :king:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:00:29
I saw Mr Bronson make a guest appearance at LAs in Hull for a school days disco - I only ever went back to LAs once befor you barrock me Dazzza. :oops:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: STFCBird on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:01:55
actually the bloke that played mr bronson died last week.


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: yeo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:03:52
Quote from: "STFCBird"
actually the bloke that played mr bronson died last week.


A sad day :(


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: fatbury on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:04:01
I saw Stewpot once .. hes that bloke in the Bev Kev advert - the bald one


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Compo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:06:00
http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/entertainment/filmandtv/tv/s/172/172041_grange_hills_mr_bronson_dies.html
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/compo71/bronco.jpg


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: spacey on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:06:08
You see! This is much more fun 8)


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: yeo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:09:35
I think I might make some Grange Hill top Trumps at work tonight. 8)

Awayday Gambling with Grange Hill top trumps would be super 8)


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: spacey on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:10:41
Old school wrestling ones too!

 http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/profiles/k/kendo-nagasaki-british.html


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: DiV on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:11:25
Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan!


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: yeo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:12:50
November 2003: British legend Kendo Nagasaki is currently looking for a young wrestler to pass his 'powers' on to 8)

I wonder who got the powers :D


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:13:55
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
I think I might make some Grange Hill top Trumps at work tonight. 8)

Awayday Gambling with Grange Hill top trumps would be super 8)


What are the categories going to be - you could have height - so a teacher would beat most of the kids.

Facial hair would be good too.

No. of drugs experimented with - it's up to you to decide whether the higher number is better of not.

Boyfriends/girlfriends on the show.

No. of exams passed.

Your right Spacey this is much more fun. 8)


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:14:11
I used to like that Iraqi wrestler that used to set fire to the Stars and Stripes!

Don't think they would get away with that these days! :-))(


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: spacey on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:15:10
Quote from: "DV85"
Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan!


 Hogan's a cunt! Mick McManus would have killed him 8)


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: DiV on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:15:39
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
I used to like that Iraqi wrestler that used to set fire to the Stars and Stripes!

Don't think they would get away with that these days! :-))(


Iron Sheik!

They had an iraqi guy on a few months back, but got too many complaints and sacked him


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:16:02
Quote from: "DV85"
Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan!


His films were as bad as his 'wrestling'!!

Mr Nanny! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: DiV on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:16:25
Quote from: "spacey"
Quote from: "DV85"
Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan!


 Hogan's a cunt! Mick McManus would have killed him 8)


Hogan was undefeatable...he took his vitamins  :D


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: fatbury on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:16:42
I preferred World of Sport wrestling .. GIANT HAYSTACKSSSSSS!!


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:16:53
Quote from: "DV85"
Quote from: "Edinburgh_STFC"
I used to like that Iraqi wrestler that used to set fire to the Stars and Stripes!

Don't think they would get away with that these days! :-))(


Iron Sheik!

They had an iraqi guy on a few months back, but got too many complaints and sacked him


Sargent Slaughter was a bit contravertial as well was he not?


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Compo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:18:01
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/compo71/bigd.gif
Big Daddy rocked


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: spacey on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:19:40
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
I think I might make some Grange Hill top Trumps at work tonight. 8)

Awayday Gambling with Grange Hill top trumps would be super 8)


Everything you need to know is here.Ignore all that recent shit :x Scroll down to the 70's and 80's stuff that's where all the action is 8)

http://www.grangehillfans.co.uk/schoolreport.html


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:22:13
Quote from: "spacey"
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
I think I might make some Grange Hill top Trumps at work tonight. 8)

Awayday Gambling with Grange Hill top trumps would be super 8)


Everything you need to know is here.Ignore all that recent shit :x Scroll down to the 70's and 80's stuff that's where all the action is 8)

http://www.grangehillfans.co.uk/schoolreport.html


Mr Robson and Mrs Mcluskey, remember them as if it were yesterday!


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: yeo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:23:32
http://www.grangehillfans.co.uk/schoolreport/thumbs/trevorthumb.gif

Cleaver! Cleaver! Cleaver!

I havent seen him recently :x

Could be the reason for swindons loss of form.

Cleaver out!


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: spacey on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:23:47
My work here is done.

http://www.doyouremember.co.uk/images/memorabilia/Toys/evel-knievel-stunt-cycle.jpg
 8)


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:24:50
Leaving on a jet plane, don't know when you'll be back again.....


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Leggett on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:27:11
Quote from: "spacey"
Quote from: "DV85"
Hogan! Hogan! Hogan! Hogan!


 Hogan's a cunt! Mick McManus would have killed him 8)


so would michelle...  :chunder:



oh yea, as for hogans acting...
http://www.classicgaming.com/blackmoon/boxart/games/tiparadise/eurofront.jpg
i fucking loved that boat, quality saturday afternoon tv, along with (ah fuck whats that jet-powered helicopter called? skywolff or something like that?) and Seaquest DSV  :soapy tit wank:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: DiV on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:29:22
Sgt Slaughter was controversial, just so everyone would pay loads of money to see Hogan kick his ass at WM7...


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:29:45
Teenwolf?


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Leggett on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:33:48
HAHAHA no it didnt feature shakey J Fox!

it was like knightrider, but featured a guy who never smiled flying a helicopter which had jet engines (which my dad told me, each week, was impossible) and a grey-haired old guy who was the navigator...


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:36:52
Quote from: "Leggett"
HAHAHA no it didnt feature shakey J Fox!

it was like knightrider, but featured a guy who never smiled flying a helicopter which had jet engines (which my dad told me, each week, was impossible) and a grey-haired old guy who was the navigator...


I know what you are talking about but no idea what it was called. I was more of an A Team/Knight Rider/Dukes Of Hazzard type of guy.


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: yeo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:38:38
Airwolf?

Stringfellow Hawk

Helicopter made a noise like this
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 8)


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:39:20
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Airwolf?

Stringfellow Hawk

Helicopter made a noise like this
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 8)


Thats the one!


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: yeo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:40:11
Stringfellow hawk was the driver/pilot or what ever its called.


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Compo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:41:55
What chew lookin at?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/compo71/pub10.jpg  :fu:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Leggett on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:44:14
AIRWOLF!!!

http://epguides.com/Airwolf/cast.jpg
http://www.tvclassic.net/programs/airwolf/airwolf2.jpg


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:46:04
Weren't the 80's great!  :mrgreen:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: yeo on Monday, September 26, 2005, 14:48:28
There was another Helicopter thing at the same time called Blue Thunder.

It was wank.

I think there was also Street Hawk a motorbike.


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: Ralphy on Monday, September 26, 2005, 15:01:24
Wasn't the Iraqi wrestler called Colonel Mustafa?

There was General Adnan i think as well  :soapy tit wank:


Title: You're all cunts!
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, September 26, 2005, 16:17:35
I'm glad I read this thread, I feel so educated 8)