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« Reply #19980 on: Tuesday, July 14, 2015, 21:08:06 » |
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Drinking a take-away coffee with one of those "lids with a small slit in it". Picked it up while reading an article, distractedly took a sip, realised too late the little hole thingy was misaligned, now wearing most of the coffee. Staggering incompetence in the face of a simple beverage
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #19981 on: Tuesday, July 14, 2015, 21:24:26 » |
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This has annoyed me a few times recently - when an ambulance with blues on comes up behind you so you awkwardly pull over wherever you can, then all the cars behind the ambulance decide to not let the people that have pulled over, pull back out! Grrrrrrrr
You must be fart arsing around, for that to happen tbh. Never seen that up here, and that's in the land of the real shit inconsiderate driver. |
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« Reply #19982 on: Tuesday, July 14, 2015, 21:37:19 » |
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The inability of the residents of my entire street to parallel park and not leave massive gaps between cars left me with nowhere to park.
And there's a guy with a massive Land Rover who uses it to drive to the Sainsburys less than 5 minutes walk. What?
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donkey
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« Reply #19983 on: Tuesday, July 14, 2015, 21:50:16 » |
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The inability of the residents of my entire street to parallel park and not leave massive gaps between cars left me with nowhere to park.
And there's a guy with a massive Land Rover who uses it to drive to the Sainsburys less than 5 minutes walk. What?
Why not park in his space once he fucks off to Sainsburys? |
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« Reply #19984 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 07:42:17 » |
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I thought you were getting rid of your car, Sonic?
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« Reply #19985 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 07:57:14 » |
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"Prime Day"
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« Reply #19986 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 08:06:35 » |
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"Prime Day"
Couldn't agree more. |
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« Reply #19987 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 08:35:14 » |
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prime day, where we flog all the shit we couldn't sell on black Friday, which was on sale at similar price during the year, but for which we will offer seemingly bigger discounts in case you don't notice you paid £79/59 for the honour
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #19988 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 08:46:43 » |
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"Prime Day"
I can't help but think this should be Subprime Day... |
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #19989 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 14:36:39 » |
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Old folk that park in mother and baby parking spaces! Next one I see doing it will get smothered to death with a bag for life!
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #19990 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 14:38:20 » |
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You must be fart arsing around, for that to happen tbh. Never seen that up here, and that's in the land of the real shit inconsiderate driver.
Fart arsing around?!  possibly? I had to go in an ambulance with the blues on after I had my baby and I still get a bit panicky about it now so I always make sure I get out the way ASAP? Women drivers hey! |
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« Reply #19991 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 15:13:35 » |
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As someone who regularly drives something on blue lights, when people dont move out the way, infuriates the hell out of me.
Or they stop in a stupid place, such as round a bend.
They should be taught how to deal with it when learning imo
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« Reply #19992 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 16:14:31 » |
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As someone who regularly drives something on blue lights, when people dont move out the way, infuriates the hell out of me.
Or they stop in a stupid place, such as round a bend.
They should be taught how to deal with it when learning imo
Or when they stop opposite each other.. playing magnetic cars... Or when they stop alongside a traffic island.... YEAH THANKS!! |
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herthab
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« Reply #19993 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 18:36:28 » |
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As someone who regularly drives something on blue lights, when people dont move out the way, infuriates the hell out of me.
Or they stop in a stupid place, such as round a bend.
They should be taught how to deal with it when learning imo
I speed up and stay in front. Gets me where I'm going much faster. |
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« Reply #19994 on: Wednesday, July 15, 2015, 18:52:27 » |
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I thought you were getting rid of your car, Sonic?
I decided to keep it for a little while longer and a mate needed to borrow it. On that note, he returned my car last night but couldn't find a space on my road so parked on an adjacent street. I went to move it tonight to find he'd parked the rear wheel on a double yellow and I had a PCN on my car. Do I be cuntish and make him pay the £65? |
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