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Title: Lisa Ianson - Yey or Nae?
Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 23:36:27
I admit I have always had a bit of a thing for the ex-radio 1 presenter and despite a few extra pounds shes definately still worth a look.

Read this bit of scandal today which clenched it for me:

Quote
Big Brother's Lisa I'Anson has a secret. A
    former boyfriend once boasted that she has
    such fantastic control of her vaginal muscles
    that she can perform the "Singapore Grip" -
    an advanced sexual technique that makes the
    inserted penis feel as though it is receiving
    a vigorous hand-job.

(FYI: Lisa is a bit of a go-er. She was once spotted
in Ibiza's Manumission Motel having liquid LSD
dropped into her eyes, while being shagged by
another girl with a strap-on. Respect.)


Title: Lisa Ianson - Yey or Nae?
Post by: Amir on Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 23:45:43
As long as I could run anway in the morning and never speak to her again........yeah, why not.


Title: Lisa Ianson - Yey or Nae?
Post by: Amir on Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 23:46:20
I'm a deeply romantic man you see.


Title: Lisa Ianson - Yey or Nae?
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, January 12, 2005, 23:47:41
I can tell.


Title: Lisa Ianson - Yey or Nae?
Post by: yeo on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 00:04:52
nope until I read that viginal muscle thing now its a yep!


Title: Lisa Ianson - Yey or Nae?
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 01:47:53
Nay I think she's a bit rough, but maybe worth seeing if she's as good as she's cracked up to be I guess.


Title: Re: Lisa Ianson - Yey or Nae?
Post by: oxford_fan on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 02:30:12
Quote from: "dazzza"

Read this bit of scandal today which clenched it for me:

:?  :x  i heard it seep out

http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/insideldn/radio/images/lisa_ianson.jpg

she's rough as but the vaj muscle thing sounds fantastic.


Title: Lisa Ianson - Yey or Nae?
Post by: janaage on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 09:21:39
Despite her excellent control of her vagina, she still is one of the worlds most irritating ladies.  If I was a single lad I would do her then put on my size 9 derek and clive c*** kickers.


Title: Lisa Ianson - Yey or Nae?
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 09:23:02
i would have anyway but the "vaginal hand job" has made it a certainty


Title: Lisa Ianson - Yey or Nae?
Post by: McLovin on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 09:55:00
SOunds like a classy bird... yeah, why not.


Title: Lisa Ianson - Yey or Nae?
Post by: mexico red on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 10:24:33
all over her stomach, just to give her a treat.


Title: Lisa Ianson - Yey or Nae?
Post by: Boeta on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 11:54:57
Not if I was sober, but a few pints add in the vaginal muscle thing and it's a go-er.


Title: Lisa Ianson - Yey or Nae?
Post by: DMR on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 12:00:28
No fucking way


Title: Lisa Ianson - Yey or Nae?
Post by: kizz on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 12:41:58
fuck it... why not!


Title: Lisa Ianson - Yey or Nae?
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Thursday, January 13, 2005, 12:43:32
She strikes me as being one annoying bossy bitch who would get right up my nose after about 30 minutes in her company.  Having said that, I'm sure I would given half a chance!