Not sure there is much that can be done, other than trying for a loan midfielder.
I would atttempt to try and park a bus in front of the Bormuff goal.
So.....
Book
Garrard O"hanlon Heywood Nicho
OOlet
Roberts/Igoe Pook Turbo Duke
Parkin
Garrard for Jenkins, because it enables the dream team of Book Pook Luke and Duke........but will probably end in sick