Yes, yes yes and yes. We'll have a bit of that.
The only problem might be his prefernce for staying up north (crazy fool) - the exact opposite of SSP.
Perhaps we could somehow pool their collective unwillingness to work past Watford and use some sort of voodoo magic to transfer said willingnesses from one to the other, meaning Beckett can come play for us.
If only we knew a witch doctor - perhaps Glenn Hoddle can put us in touch with one.