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jim
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You can prove anything with Maths
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008, 14:32:56 »
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...
It goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
(now I havent checked the matchs, so dont pick me up on any inaccuracy and as always, to those who have already seen this, well done, don't feel the urge to tell me)
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Boeta
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008, 14:37:53 »
why would you want to kiss a donkey?
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Simon Pieman
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You can prove anything with Maths
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008, 15:33:45 »
With each letter of the alphabet representing around 3.85% of it, the only bullshit is in the maths.
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flammableBen
You can prove anything with Maths
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008, 15:45:09 »
Boo, I thought it was going to be one of those easy to do false proofs where you show that everybody in Canada has gay aids or something.
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donkey
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He headed a football.
You can prove anything with Maths
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Quote from: "Boeta"
why would you want to kiss a donkey?
He's only human
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Quote from: chalkies_shorts on Wednesday, February 18, 2015, 07:15:34
donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww
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