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Title: Ross Hannah
Post by: thegabb98 on Saturday, February 26, 2011, 21:57:14
Ross Hannah hes a young striker playing for Matlock Town in the northern premier league hes got 54 goals including games in friendlies. There is rumors that danny wilson is intrested in him.


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: sonicyouth on Saturday, February 26, 2011, 21:59:41
Are you Ross Hannah? Are you Ross Hannah's mum? Are you Ross Hannah's bezzie mate?


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: DiV on Saturday, February 26, 2011, 22:00:44
...or maybe his agent?


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: sonicyouth on Saturday, February 26, 2011, 22:05:50
I considered it but decided that a young striker playing for Matlock Town in the northern premier league wouldn't have an agent...unless it's his mum or bezzie mate


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, February 26, 2011, 22:07:15
Is Jordan Pavett really really shit then?


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: thegabb98 on Saturday, February 26, 2011, 22:10:38
na dont even know the bloke but i think he deserves a trial


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Berniman on Saturday, February 26, 2011, 23:21:26
 :D


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Ginginho on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 07:41:29
na dont even know the bloke but i think he deserves a trial

Good luck, hope you get it!


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Family at War on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 09:25:33
Rather his mum Darryl was on trial!


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Benzel on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 10:44:44
He's got a shit name. Fuck off.


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: thegabb98 on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 10:47:05
hes gotta be better than dosser and pericrap


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 11:19:42
hes gotta be better than dosser and pericrap
[url width=640 height=480]http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4337471/i-see-what-you-did-there.jpg[/url]


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Benzel on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 11:34:23
Peramazing.


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Batch on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 11:47:35
According to this he's currently the third top league scorer in the Northern Premier

http://evostikleague.pitchero.com/

I mean I'm all for the odd gamble, but odds are they ain't getting us out the sh*t this season or getting us up next season.



Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: thegabb98 on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 11:59:12
thats what i thourght but look at the fixtures and count up his goal he got 7 in one match aswell.

http://www.matlocktownfc.co.uk/fixtures.html


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 12:00:05
ok ross


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Batch on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 12:01:58
but look at the fixtures and count up his goal

Yup, counted and he's got 25 league goals.


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: thegabb98 on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 12:02:59
including cup and friendlies its 53 or 54


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 12:06:05
Why are you talking about yourself in the third person Ross?


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: SirWinston on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 12:06:30
including cup and friendlies its 53 or 54
That's more than Messi!!  He's only scored 40.  Get him here now?


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: thegabb98 on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 12:06:47
im not ross


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: DiV on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 13:03:51
who the fuck bothers to count friendly goals?


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 13:22:27
Ross does


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: ron dodgers on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 13:34:37
I'm Ross


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: tans on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 13:44:07
Ross is toss


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: pauld on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 14:00:51
I'm Ross
No, I'm Ross


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Batch on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 14:02:17
No I'm Ross and so is my wife.


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 14:48:58
We'd be better off signing Daryl Hannah


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: shady on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 16:49:45
Sorry pal but I recently wrote to Danny Wilson notifying him of the goalscoring potency of 25 year old Stewart Yetton of Southern Premier League leaders Truro City FC (2005–Present, Truro City FC, 198 apps - 205 goals). And that does not include friendlies  ;)

 If that nugget fell on death ears what chance has this Darryl Hannah chap!! Fat chance!


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: pauld on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 19:13:16
What's "death ears"? Sounds quite worrying


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 19:22:11
What's "death ears"? Sounds quite worrying

At least you won't hear it coming!


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Costanza on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 19:23:32
Ross Hannah's manager at Matlock Town is Premier League championship winner Mark Atkins. He looks like he's enjoyed his retirement years.

[url width=200 height=280]http://www.chesterfieldpost.co.uk/sport/matlock_fc/images/martin_atkins.jpg[/url]



Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: shady on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 20:39:19
What's "death ears"? Sounds quite worrying

went completely over me  :hmmm:


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 20:42:41
Deaf and dumb then


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: shady on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 21:00:04
Deaf and dumb then

I see what you did there


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: london_red on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 21:05:24
I thought this thread was going to be about a Jewish holiday.


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 21:14:01
I thought this thread was going to be about a Jewish holiday.

Rosh Hashanah...marked by the blowing of horns....always a good thing  :)


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Batch on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 21:15:54
I thought this thread was going to be about a Jewish holiday.

Yom Kippur has scored 76 in 56 games for Wedchesterfield Athletic in the Hovis Bread North North East Division III (middle eastern section). We should sign him.


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: leefer on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 21:20:06
Yom Kippur has scored 76 in 56 games for Wedchesterfield Athletic in the Hovis Bread North North East Division III (middle eastern section). We should sign him.

Thought they played in the North Yeast league :)


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: chalkies_shorts on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 21:22:23
But do we knead him?


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 21:23:12
AF: Welcome to Swindon, Yom.
Yom: Er, Swindon ... like in something to do with pigs? Sorry ... shalom.


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: pauld on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 21:23:53
But do we knead him?
That's really good chalkie, very subtle


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: london_red on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 21:51:03
But do we knead him?

We do, but he might cost too much dough.


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Lumps on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 22:31:52
I thought this was a badly spelt thread about the Jewish New Year festival...


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: london_red on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 22:35:22
I thought this thread was going to be about a Jewish holiday.

Me too  :D


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Lumps on Sunday, February 27, 2011, 23:47:11
Me too  :D

I'm glad I wasn't the only one confused. I did think it was a bit early


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, February 28, 2011, 00:14:01
I'm wondering if our single mindedly Hannah obsessed fellow town fan is 12 years old from his username. I think the terms and conditions say you have to be 13. Bloody kids.

I think he's been signed up before as http://thetownend.com/index.php?action=profile;u=5005;sa=summary

I wonder if DV or someone could go through all the lower leagues and list out all the players who've scored a fuckload so we can print it off and send it to Danny Wilson, they'd all definitely be the next Charlie Austin and not Charlie Griffin.



Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: walrus on Tuesday, March 1, 2011, 00:52:04
I'm spartacus!


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: carbonwhite on Thursday, June 23, 2011, 19:47:30
signed for bradford city now


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, June 23, 2011, 23:24:07
Just seen PaulD's sig due to this bump... I like him, but that's fucking stupid.


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Batch on Friday, June 24, 2011, 06:49:34
Assuming PaulD assigned his own Avatar of course...


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Ginginho on Friday, June 24, 2011, 07:28:34
Assuming PaulD assigned his own Avatar of course...

I think LucienSanchez is referring to his signature at the bottom, not necessarily the avatar.


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Fred Elliot on Friday, June 24, 2011, 07:29:08
Assuming PaulD assigned his own Avatar of course...

More the signature than the avatar Batch


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, June 24, 2011, 08:31:45
Been biting my tongue on that.


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Batch on Friday, June 24, 2011, 10:10:46
More the signature than the avatar Batch

Ooops, mised that.

He has strong feelings. Its a shame he feels this way, but other than that no point raking up old dirt. We've done this to death, I'll be ignoring this sort of thing and suggest most other people will be too. Thus making it all a bit insignificant.


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: LucienSanchez on Friday, June 24, 2011, 10:17:50
I'd had a few beers... oops


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Power to people on Friday, June 24, 2011, 18:18:26
Assuming PaulD assigned his own Avatar of course...

Where is Mr D not seen any post's from him for a while, I remember him not being happy about Di Cannio's past, he didn't stop supporting did he ?


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, June 24, 2011, 18:33:21
I heard he got a refund on his season ticket.


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Costanza on Friday, June 24, 2011, 18:39:48
pauld's posts were always quite passionate regarding politics whether it was within football or politics in general.

There's every chance that poor old Paul could have eventually spontaneously combusted due to this news.

 :blowup:


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, June 24, 2011, 18:41:55
If the club really gave him a refund on his ST, I hope that in itself gives him something to think about.


Title: Re: Ross Hannah
Post by: Doore on Monday, June 27, 2011, 20:43:04
I liked pauld.  I hope he is OK.