Thetownend.com

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Well that looks more like a beautifully drawn landscape than a box of treasures. Maybe we have to find the box of treasures. Who knows? These games are fucking mental

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Well there's obviously not enough magic in your tree mr. boring instructions. I've made you a big map so you can just choose where you go, removing the hassle of scrolling round the map.

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I like a good map and this one has a certain charm too it. Have to say the left hand side is a bit disappointing compared to the right hand side. It also took me fucking ages to put together. grrr.

Ignore some of the place names being in red. Doesn't mean nothing.

So where do you want to go?

lake of chills

Must not get sucked in... Last day for presentation...must keep focus...





Castle of Fools.

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durrrr


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Also pretty clear from the map.

Wonderful start!

Where to try next?

Magic's call. I really can't play. Must take laptop out of wifi range... That will save me.

Little Boxwick

name isn't red so we can't go there.

Try Cave of Secrets

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Thank you very much!

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What? What is that. Why would someone keep their money in a giant pig in the middle of the town. That's just silly. Maybe it's like a tourist attraction and visitors throw in coins and make wishes and stuff...

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Either way it appears that we are determined to rob it. Let this be a lesson kids, if you take poor security measures then morally you deserve to be robbed, and it's the burglar who's in the right!

Unfortunately I don't think you have any items yet. Still any suggestions?

nah as I said under the map in my first post.


It's just from where it shows one in red when you're scrolling around the map in case there's two on screen. You can safely ignore the whole red not red thing.

Right anyhoo...

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Doesn't matter what you put becauase you don't have any items yet.


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I thin you've got to luck out and find some items soon.

You need something to open a money box.
You need a lamp.
You need a boat for the lake.

Next destination please?

I think we might find something in the Twisty Maze if we don't get lost

Twisty maze it is. Just a sec.

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Yes. Yes we do.

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Yes Mr.. Of course we do. It's just here errr...

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So whilst encouraging us to steal from a moneybox is fine, we can't lie our way into the maze.

You can add a ticket for the maze to the list of things we need.

Next destination then. (then I'm getting some breakfast).

Actually I got bored of waiting so I'm getting some breakfast now.

stone circle when you return

wahhhoooo a Game!! are you phsyic? Gay Husband is off to Dublin in a bit and I would have been bored otherwise - Ill go with Si's idea!

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Well do you?

well yes but unless we can reverse charges then we might not be able to?

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999

118 118

yeah why not!  ;D

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Oh dear.
Add a 20p (and a phone number) to the list of things we need.

when the game starts up the map is scrolled over to the top left hand corner, so the natural first location to go to is "the place"

Here's the map again.
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I knew it!! castle of fools I reckon!

Been done I think. Why not go to.... THE PLACE!

I think we've tried the castle already.

whoopsee - lets go to the place

Good call!!!. Give us a min.

Dragon Hill please

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I have no fucking idea what's going on.

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Wahoo. it's 'the box'. Is that the box of treasures? They're pretty fucking shit treasures if it is. Which one will we take?

WTF!!! rusty sword sounds ace for doing some knife crime and murdering

Rusty sword?

Is that a consensus on the rusty sword?

And Fred wants to go to dragon hill. All good if we head there next?

yep! we can kill the dragon with aformentioed rusty sword I reckon!

Word

or tickle it to death with the feather

Right off we go. sorry for the delay.

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Yay. Wahoo. Progress.

Off to see the dragon.
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RAHHHH I'M THE DRAGON!

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Hello Yil - the dragon with only one eye.

Oh well. Where next?

the deep?

RUSTY SWORD

Have you been drinking dave?

I've got to go make a phone call, but then we'll go to the deep.

haha, jizzed my horn there. go to the cave

Keep up dave. We've tried the cave I think.
JFW says goto the deep. so she wins.

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This is all animated and ace, but I can't be arsed to gif it up frame by frame so you'll have to do a still

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Do you want to take the rope?

Heck yes

Fuck yeah !

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Woot!

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Here's an update to our inventory.

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And the map. There's no difference between the red white place names, ignore it.

So far we've been to:
Lake of Chills - We need a boat.
Castle of Fools - We must come through the Guarded Gate.
Little Boxwick - We need something to open the Money Box.
Cave of Secrets- Too Dark, need a Lamp.
Twisty Maze - Need a ticket.
Stone Circle - Need a phone number and 20p
The Place - we picked up the rusty sword. Left behind a piece of string, a purple feather and a giant marble.
Dragon Hill - Need something to help Yil the one eyed dragon
The Deep - Got a Strong Rope.

So where next?

The Night Marsh please

Eagle Crag

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Fly mr birdy. fly.

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Poor mr bird.

I'll do Eagle Crag next, but I need to go find some battery's for my mouse first. it keeps cutting out and it's doing my head in.

No..............

Go back to the place and see if we can get the purple feather to give back to the purple bird.

He will then be so grateful he will fly us any where

Yes!!

I reckon the Marble is the dragon's eye.

reckon your right simonest

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Wahoo. Something has been useful.

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Climbingclimbingclimbing.

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And our reward??? A number in a rainbow. That makes sense. 444444. Note it down.

Sorry had done crag as you were posting.

Shall we do Fred's feather idea first and then try Si's Marble plan?

crag was fun

I've got to go do a quick bit of tidying, but I'll do fredandsi's suggestions when I get back. Shouldn't be too long.

Booooooo


I have got to go to the pub

OK - I will take this oppitunity to go the post office then

So back to the place to get some more objects.
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This is my favourite picture in the game so I thought I'd show it again.

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Oh dear. We can't get more things out of the box until we've used the sword.

So far we've been to:
Lake of Chills - We need a boat.
Castle of Fools - We must come through the Guarded Gate.
Little Boxwick - We need something to open the Money Box.
Cave of Secrets- Too Dark, need a Lamp.
Twisty Maze - Need a ticket.
Stone Circle - Need a phone number and 20p
The Place - we picked up the rusty sword. Left behind a piece of string, a purple feather and a giant marble.
Dragon Hill - Need something to help Yil the one eyed dragon. Possibly the marble - can't get until we've used the sword
The Deep - Got a Strong Rope.
The Night Marsh - Bird needs a feather, can't get feather from the Place until we've used the sword.
Eagle Crag - Used rope to climb up, saw a number in the rainbow, 444444.

So where next?

wheres left???

Guarded |Gate

to poke someone with a sword?

box -  little boxwick - use sword - quick

Sorry I had to go and make some soup.


This seems like a good idea.

back in a min.

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Hello little boxwick

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du du du du suspense du du du...

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Happy fucking times innit.

Can probably do one more update before I've got other things to do for a bit. Which way shall we go, Fred's Plan, Si's Plan or something different?

Might as well go to the phone box and call the number 444444 use the old coin to pay. Stone circle I think was where it is.

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ooooooooooooohhhhhh......

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Don't think the old coin is a 20p piece.

Oh well.

I've got to chip down and check on some things.

Back in a bit

Gay.

I think it looks like we should head back to The Place then.

this game is turning out to be complex

I have to go home soon then to running thing - save some fun for me mingers

Get the feather.

and i concur about the marble for the dragon.

oh its OK AXS is here he will make it all OK again

Damn skippy.

skippy?

Just another way of saying 'yes'.

what?? in what language?

Australian.

Oh  - I see

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So which one are we going to try first?

feather...

ok

Feather innit

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back to the marshy bird.

now head back to where ever big bird was

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flap my cock purple bird.

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Cheeky bitch.

???

no.

oh, alright..

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Yay. We have a ticket for the maze. The cunting gay maze.

Right.

Next?

er, maze?

maize

Think we'll leave it until tomorrow now. I've got a few other things to do and the maze is a bit of a cunt. One of you might want to make a map as you go along or something. Actually it's not that bad.

Quick reminderof the map and our list of achievements and efforts so far.

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Lake of Chills - We need a Boat.
Castle of Fools - We must come through the Guarded Gate.
Little Boxwick - We need something to open the Money Box.
Cave of Secrets - Too Dark, need a Lamp.
Twisty Maze - Need a Ticket.
Stone Circle - Need a phone number and 20p
The Place - we picked up the rusty sword. Left behind a piece of string, a purple feather and a giant marble.
Dragon Hill - Need something to help Yil the one eyed dragon. Possibly the marble - can't get until we've used the sword
The Deep - Got a Strong Rope.
The Night Marsh - Bird needs a feather, can't get feather from the Place until we've used the sword.
Eagle Crag - Used rope to climb up, saw a number in the rainbow, 444444.
Little Boxwick - Used Sword to get an Old Coin from the Money Box.
Stone Circle - Tried using the Old Coin to call 444444, but the old coin isn't a 20p.
Place - Picked up the feather.
The Night Marsh - Gave the bird our Purple Feather, got a Maze Ticket in return.

We are Carrying:
An Old Coin
A Number (444444)
Ticket for the Maze

That's it until tomorrow I'm afraid.

It looks like you just need to turn right at every junction inside the maze, if the picture is correct and you need to get to the big space at the end.

Of course there is probably a more complicted secret path that I haven't factored in or my assumptions are poor.

I'm not sure that map of the maze is accurate. I'm pretty sure I tried that.

ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh

Just got in from work

Happy daze

We are going to have so much fun at work tomorrow

whoop in the orifce on my own today - lets get box of treasurin!!

Give me a min, I'm in the middle of a game of chuckie egg.

I have my appraisal in 7 minutes (mind you wont take long to sack me)

See you all soon

Cunting level 32. One day I'll beat it.

chucky egg!!! OMG that game was ace!! is like out of our TEF arcade? or do you have the old computer game version?

Old computer game version. I need to chill out for a min after non stop action of a marathon chuckiesession.

Why don't you lot pick where you want to go next.

Maize innit?

oh yeah. maze. Yippee.
Just a sec then

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Yes
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Yes
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Left or Right?

Left!

Yeah go with OMulley the alley cat

Cool.

LEft it is...

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Left or Right.

And I've made you a little map to keep this bearable (although I'm not 100% the maze actually makes any sense).

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E is the entrance, pointy arrow is us and the way we're facing, dotty bits are directions we haven't explored.

But yeah, left or right?

right I reckon

cool. right it is.

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Straight or Right?

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Right please

ok.

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?

right, please

okeydokey.

Few more moves of boring maze exploring then I have to take half an hour or so off.

wont we have to go left to get away from the dead end?

I kinda assumed we'd already turned around.

Yeah it turns you around automatically.

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right then left then straight on.

Right....
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Left......
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Oh dear mex.

Thought you might have fluked it there.

I suppose we can still go straight on if you want....
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Incase anybody's getting confused, it means turn right left,  so which direction on the map that is is relative to which way you're facing (hence the arrow).

Quick quick one more move.

left straight on right

You can't go left you knob.

I need to go do some jobs. Catch you all later.

Straight, when you get back...

might be able to get a quick one or two in.

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fuck thats where i thought we were before, fucking seymour.

left straight left

this is hurting my head

I can't see these pictures at work :(

Sorry about the delay. Will be back on it soon.

Left...


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Can't go straight now mex. Probably best to keep it at one at a time especially if you're going into unknown bits.

And the map so you know where we are.

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left?

ok.

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Left

to the left to the left

If this isn't a dead end my map is shit.

Is up the arse an option? Seeing as this is a load of shite!

yeah. Shall I just solve the maze for you.
It's fucking dull.

Yezzir

Here's the finished maze map for completion - centre was the last place I looked because I'm a fucking retard.
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Ooh. an axe. Do you want to take it?

of course

yep yep

Cool. Back to the proper adventure after the shitty maze...

We have...
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And back to the map...
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Lake of Chills - We need a Boat.
Castle of Fools - We must come through the Guarded Gate.
Little Boxwick - We need something to open the Money Box.
Cave of Secrets - Too Dark, need a Lamp.
Twisty Maze - Need a Ticket.
Stone Circle - Need a phone number and 20p
The Place - we picked up the rusty sword. Left behind a piece of string, a purple feather and a giant marble.
Dragon Hill - Need something to help Yil the one eyed dragon. Possibly the marble - can't get until we've used the sword
The Deep - Got a Strong Rope.
The Night Marsh - Bird needs a feather, can't get feather from the Place until we've used the sword.
Eagle Crag - Used rope to climb up, saw a number in the rainbow, 444444.
Little Boxwick - Used Sword to get an Old Coin from the Money Box.
Stone Circle - Tried using the Old Coin to call 444444, but the old coin isn't a 20p.
Place - Picked up the feather.
The Night Marsh - Gave the bird our Purple Feather, got a Maze Ticket in return.
Maze - Went through the maze, got a heavy axe at the centre.

What next then adventure crew?

Go back to the place and get the marble

agreed

have we used the sword now?

on our way.
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Yay.

Dragon Hill?

yeppers

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Mais oui Monsuier Dragon

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Where next then?

to the talkbox!!

Do you mean the telephone box at the stone circle dave?

tefelone

Yarp

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four hundred and fourty four thousand, four hundred and fourty four

nice one Daffyd

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fucking big soapy tit wank, :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Well err.. do you?

yes. with the old coin

do what with the old coin? Are you trying to be clever and get ahead of yourself dave?

Do we not have the old coin? I swear we did

Yeah, but we don't have to use it yet.

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Right where next? Crooked Tower?

Oh, what a trusting man.

Think the crooked tower makes sense

3 way ?

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I think I can see what's coming.

god you lot are slow.

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Where next then.

the boat knicking place!!

The wood

Oooh. we haven't been to the wood yet have we? This will be exciting.

I cant wait to meet Ben Dover personally

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Suggestions please!

a new shed ?

An ark.

BOAT BOAT BOAT

a big wooden rabbit

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Well done JFW. Sorry I didn't get to yours dave.

Where next then?

The lake

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Yes please

yeppy

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Lazy Teffers.

Where next?

I am sunburnt

can we go back to snaky river?

yeah

onwards

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Oooh a lamp. You want?

yes!  :D

so funny everyone getting excited. i can imagine folk back home on there pc's waiting to see what happens next.
like the truman show soapy tit wank

oh and yes defo take the lamp. how would you see in the caves otherwise

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floating on to the tower

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Ben dover is very friendly

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Old Coin means Epic Fuck

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Hardest puzzle ever.

a good seeing too

Rub the lamp.

a small yucca plant

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Sorry dave. Doesn't fit.

Don't have that option yet. Maybe later.

Give her the coin and she'll be all yours.

Hussy

Shit it's 4pm. I've got some things to do.

Catch you all laters.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

arggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooo

Got bored of cleaning windows.

Just a sec.

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A Magic Word: Crumpets. Got to be useful that.

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Cheers Ben Dover!

Where next?

crumpet farm?

Here's a map and an update of what we've done...

And back to the map...
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Lake of Chills - We need a Boat.
Castle of Fools - We must come through the Guarded Gate.
Little Boxwick - We need something to open the Money Box.
Cave of Secrets - Too Dark, need a Lamp.
Twisty Maze - Need a Ticket.
Stone Circle - Need a phone number and 20p
The Place - we picked up the rusty sword. Left behind a piece of string, a purple feather and a giant marble.
Dragon Hill - Need something to help Yil the one eyed dragon. Possibly the marble - can't get until we've used the sword
The Deep - Got a Strong Rope.
The Night Marsh - Bird needs a feather, can't get feather from the Place until we've used the sword.
Eagle Crag - Used rope to climb up, saw a number in the rainbow, 444444.
Little Boxwick - Used Sword to get an Old Coin from the Money Box.
Stone Circle - Tried using the Old Coin to call 444444, but the old coin isn't a 20p.
Place - Picked up the feather.
The Night Marsh - Gave the bird our Purple Feather, got a Maze Ticket in return.
Maze - Went through the maze, got a heavy axe at the centre.
The Place - got the Giant Marble
Dragon Hill - swapped the Giant Marble for 20p
Stone Circle - used the Number (444444) and the 20p to book a room at Crooked Tower. Ben Dover said hello.
Wood-in-the-mists - used the Heavy Axe to cut down trees and build a boat.
Snaky River - used the boat to go down the river, got a lamp and went on to...
Crooked Tower - went to visit Ben Dover, Swapped an Old Coin for a Magic Word (Crumpet)



No Crumpet Farm I'm afraid JFW.

Cave.

oh yeah we have a lamp now!

We do indeed.

I'm quite excited. Give me a min.

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Wooot flappybat. I probably shouldn't take so long on the animations.

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Do you want the oil can?

And where do you want to go next?

yes, and wherever we haven't been.

Guarded Gate I think?

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What ya gonna do?

Ask him to let us in?

Crumpet him.

Possibly bribe him with an old coin.

we swapped the old coin for the magic word. Keep up si.

What can we do with the string?

I couldn't see the pictures at work so missed that

what's our inventory?

can we fool him?

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crumpet

crumpets

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That actually confused me for a while.


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On to the Castle of Fools?

I think we'd be fools not to.

I've not been following this thread, have I missed anything exciting?

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Why thankyou mr fool.

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The string!

But we haven't got the string :(

I thought that was Hal Robson Kanu for a moment!

Well go and get it then!

Just magic some up.

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Fucking maze again now.

tell henry the directions and fuck him off.

Just doing a quick experiment. just a sec.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igWN39dBBoU

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which ending 1-3?

3  :hiding:

  Not in the slightest.

nut him

You seem to have been reading through a lot of it for something that doesn't interest you SR.

deux

I'll do them all.

Sorry I rushed through the end a bit. Off to Brizzle tomorrow so thought I better get it done.

Ending 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nU1mHH86ic

Ending 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkx-bRyqHYc

Ending 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEzDQCRcG4k

told you to fucking nut him, what a cunt.

  I was intrigued to see how many you could reel in to do something utterly pointless all day, a career as a top boss of RBS awaits!

25 year old 8bit educational computer games are not pointless.

Where's Transylvanian Tower when you need it.

Spectrum or C64?

Spectrum, wouldn't have anything to do with those new fangled c 64's!  How come you know so much about old computer games?

Because he's a g33kz0id.

He'll be telling me next he's completed Halls of the things then!

Never played it. Might give it a go.

Cracking Game, one of my top 5 speccies.

A mate of mine had the Spectrum 16k (or was it 32k) with the expansion pack (about the same size as the spectrum) to make it a 48k. I just got the 48k version. Jetpac was a great game.

I really enjoyed that Ben - thanks my dear

That's ok JFW. I'd been looking for the game for ages, but couldn't remember what it was called. I was pretty chuffed when I found it.

It's also got a fun little thing where you can design a box. Maybe we can have a play with that when I get back from Brizzle.

yay!   :nod:

I want to play with your box Ben.

  Started with zx80, then went to 16k speccie, then 48k, then went downhill with the 128k. Jetpac was ok, but was blown away later by JSW, Lords of Midnight, ZZoom, and HOTT as earlier, yes i'm an 80's cg anorak before anyone says.