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« Reply #105 on: Monday, November 21, 2011, 16:43:02 » |
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Why has Larwood not had her baby yet? Stork deliveries have been outsourced to Yodel?
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« Reply #106 on: Monday, November 21, 2011, 16:50:15 » |
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Why has Larwood not had her baby yet? It seems to be taking forever!
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I was a small, fat child in a welfare house There was only one thing I ever dreamed about And fate has just Handed it to me - whoopee
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« Reply #107 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 19:19:00 » |
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Why do women have to have some many lights on at home?
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« Reply #108 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 19:19:52 » |
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So they can see where to vacuum?
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« Reply #109 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 19:28:08 » |
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So they can see where to vacuum?
If only. We have 14 spotlights in our kitchen, plus under cupboard and over cooker - I have no more than 6 on and I manage fine (I can see the toaster and tin opener). I came in from work and there was all but two on.
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« Reply #110 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 22:48:19 » |
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If only. We have 14 spotlights in our kitchen, plus under cupboard and over cooker - I have no more than 6 on and I manage fine (I can see the toaster and tin opener). I came in from work and there was all but two on.
Well I'm guessing the meal she was lovingly preparing you was much more than just the beans on toast (toaster and tin opener) that you prepare for her?
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« Reply #111 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 23:11:35 » |
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Well I'm guessing the meal she was lovingly preparing you was much more than just the beans on toast (toaster and tin opener) that you prepare for her? errr........yes. but she drained the national grid doing it
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« Reply #112 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 23:26:39 » |
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errr........yes. but she drained the national grid doing it
But I am sure it was worth it!
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« Reply #113 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 23:55:03 » |
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But I am sure it was worth it! Only if she drained his ball-sack as well as the National Grid...
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« Reply #114 on: Friday, December 2, 2011, 10:48:33 » |
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Why does Everybody Love Raymond?
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« Reply #115 on: Friday, December 2, 2011, 11:08:04 » |
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Why does Everybody Love Raymond?
Because he's an all round great guy!
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« Reply #116 on: Friday, December 16, 2011, 10:29:42 » |
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WHY have both the 'Trivial things...' threads been locked?
This made me smile this morning anyway -
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« Reply #117 on: Friday, December 16, 2011, 14:49:40 » |
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WHY have both the 'Trivial things...' threads been locked? no idea. I've unlocked them now.
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