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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #225 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 09:25:31 »

Alex seems to chew his lip quite a lot. I understood why when he said he'd hardly eaten over the past 12 weeks.
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« Reply #226 on: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 10:47:28 »

Im going to hire Alex as my apprentice

muhuhuhuuu!!
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« Reply #227 on: Friday, June 13, 2008, 12:11:59 »

Could someone rich bid on this for me please??

go on its for charity!!

http://www.buyoncegivetwice.co.uk/lots/alex_apprentice
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« Reply #228 on: Friday, June 13, 2008, 13:21:55 »

He's got a girlfriend you know
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« Reply #229 on: Friday, June 13, 2008, 13:54:21 »

so - I have a boyfriend

If I buy him - hes mine for the night!!

He could podge me in aid of charity

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« Reply #230 on: Friday, June 13, 2008, 13:59:49 »

Or he could podge you for an aids charity. That's probably too ironic.

Anyway you're a bit old for him don't you think?
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« Reply #231 on: Friday, June 13, 2008, 14:25:59 »

god you make me want to kill myself
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« Reply #232 on: Friday, June 13, 2008, 15:39:19 »

I don't like Alex at all!He has all the personality of a wet sock and he looks so miserable!

In fact i'd prefer to share my bed with a wet sock,it would be far more fun.
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« Reply #233 on: Friday, June 13, 2008, 15:40:05 »

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I don't like Alex at all!He has all the personality of a wet sock and he looks so miserable!

In fact i'd prefer to share my bed with a wet sock,it would be far more fun.


Fatbury's wet sock?
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« Reply #234 on: Friday, June 13, 2008, 15:51:11 »

but those lips? those puppy dog eyes?

I think I just have a thing for miserable northeners!
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« Reply #235 on: Friday, June 13, 2008, 16:33:38 »

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Quote from: "larwood"
I don't like Alex at all!He has all the personality of a wet sock and he looks so miserable!

In fact i'd prefer to share my bed with a wet sock,it would be far more fun.


Fatbury's wet sock?



eeeewwwwwwww.
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