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Title: Super Sam
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:20:53
I was just wondering, is it now compulsory to constantly refer to our no.9 as 'Super Sam'?

It just seems a bit gay, that's all.


Title: Super Sam
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:22:02
Yes it is compulsory

No its not gay

Hope that clears things up :)


Title: Super Sam
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:27:16
Isn't that how he was Christened?

If not, perhaps he should change it by deed-poll like that wierdo 'Swindon Dave' or whatever he changed his name to.

I think when he leaves we should retire the Super Sammy Parkin song for ever more, no other player with a suitably fitting name could ever possibly live up to it.  It should only be sang upon Sam's return to the CG in whatever capacity that may be.

ps. No it's not gay.


Title: Super Sam
Post by: le god cuervo on Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:29:32
its not as gay as sammy 'the showman' igoe, or christian 'the welsh wizard' roberts - which is what the announcer does every frickin' game


Title: Super Sam
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:33:09
Quote from: "le god cuervo"
its not as gay as sammy 'the showman' igoe, or christian 'the welsh wizard' roberts - which is what the announcer does every frickin' game


Indeed, when was the last time Igoe put any sort of show on, and I've never seen Roberts pull a dragon out of a hat on the pitch.


Title: Super Sam
Post by: janaage on Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:33:45
Sammy "the showman" has to be the worst nickname of all.  If I was Igoe I'd squirm with embarassment every time the announcer shouts it out.  Fuck me I'd pick on him in training if I was a fellow player.


Title: Super Sam
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:39:40
Sammy 'The Showman' Igoe.  Yes that is indeed a bit of a toe curler.  It's not like he's even that much cop really!

If it was Wayne 'The Showman' Rooney or Jo 'The Showman' Cole that would still be a bit embarassing but at least there would be some justification for it.

People who say 'Oooooh, Super Sam' are definitely gayers though :twisted:

T'is a FACT!


Title: Super Sam
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:41:20
Sammy "the underachiever" Igoe would be more like it


Title: Super Sam
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:44:45
Sammy 'Was absolutely fantastic on his debut, in fact the best debut I have seen from a Town player but has done piss all since' Igoe would also ring a little bit truer :wink:


Title: Super Sam
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:49:20
going back to the original point cant believe someone with "love Shaun xxx" as a sig is saying Super Sammy sounds gay :wink:

Sammy "looks like a cross between skeletor from he-man and a unborn baby" Igoe would be my 2nd entry


Title: Super Sam
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:56:13
Quote from: "Piemonte"
going back to the original point cant believe someone with "love Shaun xxx" as a sig is saying Super Sammy sounds gay :wink:



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Title: Super Sam
Post by: Sippo on Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:57:06
I'm still waiting for the 'show'...i wonder what it would entail..


Title: Super Sam
Post by: Amir on Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:57:42
He's called Parkin.  End of.


Title: Super Sam
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:57:57
Now Paul Weller lyrics are THE gayest thing ever :wink:


Title: Super Sam
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Monday, April 25, 2005, 12:01:42
Here are a few alternatives for the geezer to read out at the last game:

Rhys 'ok at shot stopping but not much else' Evans
Brian 'oooh look at me, I'm great' Howard
Matt 'distribution skills of a baby elephant' Heywood
Sean 'I've got a lovely car' O'Hanlon

There a bit rubbish really but you can't be 'on' all the time can you?


Title: Super Sam
Post by: Piemonte on Monday, April 25, 2005, 12:07:45
Has O'hanlon got a golf R32?

I like the Heywood one :D

Steve "the hobo who sleeps on a bench by the athletics track" Jenkins
Jerel "one defective brain cell" Ifil
Andy "the gaffer hates me" Nicholas
Rory "bambi on speed" Fallon


Title: Super Sam
Post by: le god cuervo on Monday, April 25, 2005, 12:11:09
Quote from: "Piemonte"

Sammy "looks like a cross between skeletor from he-man and a unborn baby" Igoe would be my 2nd entry


 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

what about jerel 'the beast' ifil, does the announcer say that? i'm sure he probably has at one point.

apparently brian howard is known as 'the white pearl'? that is gay


Title: Super Sam
Post by: janaage on Monday, April 25, 2005, 12:11:25
Rory Fallon moves around like Bambi on a life support machine than on speed.


Title: Super Sam
Post by: DiV on Monday, May 2, 2005, 21:05:30
Sammy 'The Sideways' Igoe

All he does is run fucking sideways

Matty 'Hoof it like' Heywood