When the Glasto lot go off to a muddy field in the middle of nowhere I think we should start our own thread.
The 'We're not at Glastonbury and we don't care' thread.
It'll be great, we can sit at home and watch it on TV, drinking alone and taking class A's, chatting on the TEF about how mashed we are and what's your name and where do you come from....
They'll be so jealous.
I'm not bitter that I'm not going , honest