i have a cunning plan

[mexico red]

as supporter of the year, i have a certain profile, and i believe the time has come to exploit this profile.

i intend to become a double agent and defect to the scum, this will cause a huge rumpus and you fellow forumers can add fuel to this fire.

the plan will be to be introduced to the crowd at the kassam on the pitch as the scums newest fan, a huge defection, last years supporter of the year.

then as im being introduced drop my trousers and do a big shit.

[Fred Elliot]

Ace idea

 

[Reg Smeeton]

a huge defection,

Shouldn't that read a huge defecation

[ron dodgers]

mexico yellow - world's number 2 turncoat