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Might as well start it, love it or hate it people will get addicted

Anyones opinions on it

FUCKING SHIT

When's it start? I say I won't watch it every year but I end up watching it.

When's it on again then?

I'll avoid the tv for a couple of months

Fucking shit.

This week, I will watch it

For the love of god, NO!

Another bunch of Z-list celebrity wannabees desperate for attention. Who can all foxtrot oscar IMHO

Yep im the same!!! Although it annoys me that they fill it with bi-sexual freaks.

i like it :oops:
i give it a couple of weeks then i'm hooked

Love it  :D

fucking shit yet strangley addictive

Big Brother 4 was the best, Lots of Nudity.  8)

was that the one with eugene. he was the best housemate ever

that was big brother 5.

oh. he's still a legend though

True.

means i won't be able to watch interesting doucumentaries about roman history, the development of weapons or building bridges on UK TV history while the missus will be glued to this shit...

I'll watch it if there is nothing else on.

It is fucking horrid television. I refuse point blank to watch it, anyone that does has jam for brains! :evil:

oh do fuck off everyone

It's ace.
I had a crush on Saskia :D

A very poor program, my friends were all sayng how good it was during the second series but I never watched more than 10mins of it.
What is so great about people in a house who are told what to say to make it 'interesting television'. All put on for the cameras

i always watch the start to see who goes in and then decide if its worth watching, i didnt watch it last year, i refused to.

I think posting about Big Brother should be a bannable offence

The thing is tho, people now know what to expect, the first one was great coz it was new, no one knew what was going to happen, no one knew how much celec status would come out of it now, the only reason people do it now is to get famous, its a farce.

i'd love to go in there and just be a complete dick, i would fart, pick my nose and wipe it everywere just be plaine rude and see how long people could cope, i'd have to make someone leave before i got kicked out.

me and my mates had a similiar discussion last night, we decided one of us would go in there and at random times just run and tackle people for no real reasons....would be ace....

day 4 bob is in the kitchen cooking dinner....*someone runs and tackles him*

now thats entertainment!

I'd walk around in my boxers all day, now that would be a sight for sore eyes, apart from birdy's she'd love it.

it would be a lot more enteraining if they just got 5 normal blokes, and 5 normal girls and plied them with beer. The way they insist on at least 2 OTT homos, and a bunch of absolute weird folk is NOT entertaining.

that why I liked the first one best, it was normal people living like normal people doing normal things....

Should be interesting I think as they have to cut out the arguments this time round as it makes it annoying, I'm sure there will be the token gay and lesbian that go in there and then some good looking females who are s@x addicts to try and get people to get it on.

I watched the film 1984 the other night,

I blame George Orwell for the reality television pish we currently have all over the box!!

Ah good im glad this is here.

Heard its 12 girlies going in! :beers:

You'll be needing one of these then.

http://www.office365.co.uk/im/pim/621863.jpg

absolutely!!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Big Brother is a load of crap to be honest. I do sit and watch the odd bit but never follow it

Shit TV watched by bints and fuckwits..that is all

you've hurt me with that insult foggy.

it is shit but we'll all end up watching it. :oops:

Sorry :oops:  I promise that i will make it up to you

You'd better  :D

No we won't, channel 4 will not be shown on my TV.

Might have known that Fatbury would find B** B****** entertaining! :roll:

His avatar will be one of the contestants before 8.30 tonight.

it will be the stripper.

:-))( not this time of year again! its only fucking may FFS! why is Big Brother on? and why does it start on Wednesday and not on Friday?  :evil:

nah it will be the "oldest ever contestant" as fatters avatar.

It shouldn't be starting at all! :evil:

14 weeks of it too.

Something will happen this year that will lead to its demise. Hopefully a live suicide or murder or something, perhaps one of the contestants might be a mentalist bomber or something and lay mines in the garden, that would make good viewing.

you are joking!   :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

<<<<< as requested

Im told her name is Talia and shes American

Probably usual bullshit I get fed ... but it would be ace if it was correct ... for once! :wink:

I will have a new avatar once ive decided who I want to win it!

And in all fairness a 14 week ban from the TEF should follow shortly afterwards :wink:

sounds fair enough to me  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Why oh why must this evilness be on for so long! Can't it be on for a week or something!

Why don't they introduce a 'running man' style eviction for all of the housemates. I would DEFINATELY watch that!  :beers:

http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/index.php

go there and don't come back until its over.

bloody big brother shitey wank bollocks.

starting now...

woot

Hmmm, Davina. MILF.

not that i'm watching or owt  :oops:

me neither :hide:

wtf is going on with all the appliances?

I'm not watching it after tonight though, I just want to see freaks go in. Once they're in I don't watch it.

Totally agree. Very tasty!  :D

(I can't beleive i'm actually contributing to this thread!!)

Shaggable  :shock:

twins  :D

Holy shit they are annoying.

You still would

Im at work.

Is it all women?

Has anyone from Swindon gone in yet?

Twins
And a 60 year old women

and a twat from London who doesnt really work yet lives off her cousin

who is keirian richardson did i hear correctly?

yeah

think so...

Is it gonna be all bitches?

She'd get it aswell though Ash

I'd love the opportunity to shut the twins up with tough love...

Yep all women. I reckon they may put some blokes in a seperate area though?

I would love a threesome with the 2 twins  :soapy tit wank:

That Kieron Richardsons cousin is gonna be a twat. And i feel sorry for the older woman in with 3 kids.

you need to come out with me and give us an s, msate shes a dog

oh yes

Is that a woman?

ave it!

My taste one Scotlands last game mate :D

Tracey seems nice  :|

Twins- Annoying
Old woman- Most normal so far
Slag- Twat
Hippy- too many drugs

annoying as they are i probably still would tho haha

Now chanelle, thats what were talking about

Shes hot :D

i would

That female Bez is a twat.
That blonde is an annoying vacuous prick. Victoria Beckham my arse.

u saying you wouldnt alex?

Well, no... but you know what i mean

Another girl?
How many people are there this year?
Thats 6 girls now.

oh dear. "shabba"

Emily deserves anal

does she have the same bag as the twins...god help us if she does.

they all have the same bag don't they??

If im honest i think lesley is the sanest one there so far, normaly the old ones are all snobby.

Wait for the 2 token gay gays, guarantee it

thats if there are any guys in it.

Nah, didn't a couple of them have silver ones?

Her and the twins had orange ones  :oops:

Lads whats going on  :|  You're talking about bags.......

 :D

perhaps it'll be all birds and then a sid the sexist type character. that would be ace.

i'm sure i've seen that film.

So we have an old lady, a freak (im suprised there is only 1 so far) and 6 kids. Surely Tracey is a man?

Channelle is lush  :mrgreen:

oh fuck right off!!!

Oh look Ash.
Its your Michelle McMassive

some gobby welsh bird  :?

It's Nessa off Gavin and Stacey!

:D

just chicks then?

Shilpa Mk II

what makes you think that then :D

Obviously something going on ain't there.

i really love cigarettes, surely theres got to be something more in life?

Hot sauce

Fuckin' hell!

What a load of faggots!!

Watching Big fucking Brother!!

Surely your evenings can't be that bereft of stimulation?

Please guys!

It's like reading a copy of Heat :|

not really, apart from ones with weed in  :mrgreen:

i reckon just 1 bloke

You read heat?

i just prefer dogging, thats my problem

 :oops:  oops I forgot how special dogging was to my heart. Down the river on Sunday yeah?

WTF :shock:

 :D   No. But I've seen the adverts!!

ahahahahahahahahahaha how old is she?

:shock:  that is some scary old woman

Woo woo woo, beats not bombs! She's gonna love the raver.

Nice beard Carol. What a bunch of freaks!

Divorced, unemployed, bisexual, sexual health worker...

:D

I predict that two of these have had  a sex change

So, it's just your normal cross section of the Great British Public again is it?

That's just one of them!

Oh dear.

Still, looking on the bright side it means my missus will be completely oblivious to anything I do for the next few weeks :D

same as always xxx :P  :oxford:

Right, I'm off to E4  :oops:

To be fair that was fucking hilarious. However i dont think they will be very entertaining to watch. Too many young girls and you need blokes to mix it up.

Someone mentioned Nessa from Gaving and Stacey. I hope the guy is like Smithy, he is a legend!

Chris Moyels is BBBM. Entertaining.

That Emily's tremendous. Don't think I'll watch it though, because it was getting on my tits after a bit

oh yes:

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/images/Channel4/bigbrother8/contestants/emily_265x145.jpg

I've said it once, I'll say it again

FUCKING SHIT

Peaches Geldof.

CAROL IS ACE!!
I love her already. Lloved the way she carelessly walked down infront of the media with her belly flopped out.

Those twins are going to get very irritating. I like the welsh girl.

9 pages!  :-))(

I prefer Emily methinks. In true Viz stylee:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/ae/180px-Peaches_Geldof.jpg

Emily off Big Brother

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/media/images/Channel4/bigbrother8/contestants/emily_265x145.jpg

Peaches Geldof

You keep coming in though dont you 8)

14 weeks. seems every year the produces make even longer.

Guilty  :oops:

I managed to avoid watching any of channel 4 though!  :beers:

I swear I have seen that Tracey bouncing down regent street in town asking people for 20p.

"You got 20p, you got 20p?"

Ha i think i know the one your on about she also hangs about outside iceland..This is the truth this is she used to be a hairdresser in london to the "stars" then got addicted to heroin

Well where are the men?! My bloke just developed a sudden interest in it just to see who will sleep in which bed! Sicko.

Yes Emily is a good call!!

I like the twins too tho  :D

To be fair i think the idea of having all women to start with is fucking crap.  I won't be watching it until it's evened up a bit.  Why the fuck would anyon ewant to sit there watching 11 women talk about whatever women talk about.

It was like the stoning scene in Monty Python last night on the live feed on E4 (that my mrs was watching).

In spite of the totty factor I have to agree .. I find the idea very dull

liar, it's a pure wank fest for you fatters!

damn you Birdy you know me too well ... :mrgreen:

I like the fat girl from Wales that likes drinking squash - she made me laugh!

 :shock:

have to agree with you there. only genuine person to walk in that house.

All the others are fruit cakes  :?

and those twins  :suicide:

Only the WI woman showed any semblence of a normal person...

janaage,

I agree. Think this is the first time in my life i was gutted that a programme was solely women.

Are the twins voted off as one person seeing as they came into the house together, or are they seperate people if you know what i mean?

Hadn't thought of that...

That Emily looks like all the other daft bints down the indie disco only because it's cool to be there right now. Annoying.

I was raging when she was going on about Indie music - she probably thinks the Libertines invented it, probably doesn't remember 1995, let alone knowing who the Stone Roses are.  And she's posh but reckons she isn;t, and she looks like the bird out of Hollyoaks who had the mental stalker.  Thankfully my gf only wanted to see the opening night and was as angry as me with the state of the British public.

Yeh when she said there's a new music taking over Britain...It's called indie. And then she said she was hoping for a pete doherty lookalike :-))(

Posh bitch!

the only good thing about seeing big brother is the fact Davina still looked good considering she's just dropped her third child.

Yeah I got well pissed off at that stage too...silly bloody bint.

she made me scream at the TV!! can someone please explain to me what Peaches Geldof actually does to make all young girls aspire to be her?? as far as Im aware she just famous for being Bobs daughter?? correct me if Im wrong?

She's the pinnacle of the bangwagon indie scenester revolution that many young girls today strive to be part of. It's a sorry state of affairs.

OH I remember didnt she podge that awful man that was on Celeb Big Brother?

Mores to the point, WTF is Bob Geldof famous for? He was in a shit band that had 1 good song and then he banged on about 3rd world debt for 20 years. wanker.

Agreed. He's a cock of massive proportions

TELL ME WHY!

"Give us your fucking money" - that's what he's famous for!

I don't like Mondays?

TELL ME WHY!

smoking those drugs again richard?

I'm gonna shoooooooo ooooh oooh oooh oooh ooooot the ..... whole ... day .... down

Geldof's a cunt and so's her dad!

That Time Trumpet bit on Bob G was funny as fuck.

Not being funny but you are questioning why Bob Geldof is famous, however you are all watching a bunch of nobodies put in a house about to become famous.

Doesn't make much sense to me! :-))(

Wow, 12 pages and it is only day 2!
This couild rival the longest ever TEF thread!!

I normally avoid BB like the plague but watched last night to see who went in and that. Was actually quite funny and it will be good to see what happens when the bloke goes in. Unless he is gay. That would be pointless.

But there would still be 11 birds to do his cooking, washing, ironing etc.

I don't think half of them know what an iron is to be honest

So true...

anyone heard of that thing years ago when the houses of parliament cudnt do their shit bcoza the smell of shit from the Thames? wenn, some guy built sewers + pumps to ump shit out of the country.
Of course, these days, his great grandson is the head of the company that does big brother. Now look, hes ruined the family tradition - hes pumping shit back into the country.

Watched QI the other night did we?

I presume it was funny when somebody smart said it  :D

I'm actually starting to get interested in BB this year  :shock:  HELP ME!!! I see Fatters has already changed his avatar accordingly!!

I saw QI, nd it was funny the 1st time

I fink someones bovered. Deal with it bitch. Woot.

Kieron Richardsons cousin is a prize bint.  Id love to be in the house giving her some shit, first to leave.....

" i know all the chelsea players. Frank lampard, terry john, that wright-philips"

daft bint

yes agreed Charley OUT!

Im liking Emily - shes cute AND feisty but I sense shes going to get REALLY bitchy.

Channel is a total airhead tho - "I want to be a WAG" - silly cow!

Ive just realised the twins look like Lauren Laverne's little sisters - isnt she from the North East too?

Embarrassingly loads of women these days aspire to WAG-dom, Fatters. Tell them about your history coaching Rhys Evans and you might be in...

Do you realise how female/gay you sound?

Can I just say, Ziggy = lush  :oops:

Agreed.

:run:

But Geldof's never been in BB has he?

You've missed the point completely.

No I haven't mate, it was a poor attempt at a "Louis Therioux" moment.

I haven't seen a lot of Loius Therioux to be honest so I am not sure what his moments are like!!  :mrgreen:

First impressions...

Charley - Tidy body, but the pure fact she thinks she's gods gift makes her ugly. She's shallow, spoilt, bitchy and a hot contender for first to be evicted.

Amanda/Sam - Now lets get this sorted and out the way. I'm all for the idea of twins, especially 18yr old blonde ones, but come on!? This takes the piss. Absolute twats. I can't tell them apart and there's no possible way anyone ever will be able to, as they talk at the same time and over each other. The question is... if eviction were on the cards, would they both go? If one went, would the other suddenly become intelligent and have something to say other than, "ooo it's pink, blah blah blah"? I think not. One word. Education.

Carole - Will become the adopted 'mum' of the house. She seems quite a laugh and will keep that cunt Charley in her cage. Early favourite.

Chanelle - This girls pretty good to look at at, but when she's  pouting and talking about Wags and posh Beckham she fucks me off. Gonna get done proper by that Zigzag dude

Laura - Welsh accent is gonna get a tad annoying but this girls got personality. Another early favourite.

Lesley - Isn't going to last as i think her subtle humour is lost on the airheads. She'll either walk or get voted out. She isolates herself from the group and is trying to call the shots from a distance. People will turn on her.

Emily - The most attractive girl in the house imo. Her poshness was irritating after the first show though. She's a scheming bitch who will fight for her place as top dog, mainly by turning everyone against each other.

Shabnab - Utter cunt.

Tracey - Easy going, up for a laugh. Clearly has done far too many class a's in her time. Fair play.

Nicky - Seems fragile, but a nice girl.

Ziggy - ??

people are actualy watching this? shame on you

I don't feel shamed for watching it. It's my choice. If I'm home and it's on, I'll watch it. I could choose not to watch it, but at some point, whether it be the start, end, or weeks in between, I will have seen it to some extent and been drawn in by it. I bet you yourself have seen some of it Chubbs. Whether it be this year or previous other years?

I can imagine chubbs watching it in his shorts and string vest

and bag of doritos and a budweiser:)

Nah with a flesh light in his hand

change budwiser to stongbow and your fantasy is almost there.  :P

i watched about 10 min of the peopls going into the house and gave up after that, not watched a second more.

And a box of tissues.

Menthol ones are good apparently, so I found out yesterday

Menthol tissues exist? Amazing!

Ace as long as you don't wipe your arse with them - so I've been told.

Or wipe other things for that matter. D'you remember that mint radox shower gel? I used it once... never again. It burns :(

Original Source Mint Shaving gel is also good apparently

I think that was the range I was thinking of. No warning whatsoever about where you can and can't wash with it on the label. Evil. Pure evil!

Surely if it was shower gel you can wash all parts of your body  :?  maybe you were using vicks vapour rub by accident.

It's savage stuff that shaving foam - you think'll be all natural and end up feeling like it was hydrochloric acid.

Big Brother and toiletries................

Surely a nominee for gayest thread ever?

not just any toiletries Herthab, they are toiletries that can also be used to stimulate your private parts  :D

or burn your cock off

I've managed to totally avoid this years big brother and burning my cock off so far.

There is plenty of time for that yet!

Is that some sort of horrible threat?

Yes I'm going to pin you down and burn your cock off  :D

Apparently, using mouthwash immediately prior to performing cunnilingus increases the pleasure for both parties.

The woman receives extra stimulation.

And the man avoids the fishy aftertaste!

Not that I'd know..............................

Ice cream's a goodun too.... not that i'd know either :wink:

Extra strong mints usually do the trick also

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Normally i wouldn't read a thread about BB,but i'm glad i did now :D

Do you 'mouthwash' Larwood? :D

mint original source shower gel on cock and balls is not pleasant.

FACT!!

yet you all seemed to have tried it   :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I haven't. I don't wash.

Not me Birdy.

I prefer to beat my genitals with nettles.. :D

nothing like a good nettle beating

is it the stinging sensation you all get off on, or the rash afterwards?

the stinging sensation. A dock leaf and spit sorts out the rash. Well worth it :shock:

i almost pissed myself at work reading this hilarious thread .. thanks Birdy! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

you'll be complaining of finding creepy crawlies in your pubes next

simple answer... pesticide

That might make your foreskin die and peel off

Petrol will get rid of the creepy crawlies.

And has the added benefit of stinging like a bastard once it comes into contact with the nettle rash.

Double the pleasure :D

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: petrol? fucking genius

Will also hide the smell from your rash covered stinging cock

how much is petrol these days? :?

Just don't smoke during application......


On second thoughts................................


 :D

not intentionaly, it was the first time i ever used it, i didint realise. haha

do you shave your balls often then? Surely that alone causes issues

keep a fire extinguisher handy or a mini jetwasher. The force of water is ridiculous   :D

never shave, made that mistake once, i do trim tho.

Fucking hell, this thread went off on a whopper of a tangent  :o

I blame Chubbs

i blame birdy for fanasising about me.  :D

Be rude not to.

racists!!!!

I'm not racist, I've got a mate called Jamaican Dave. His name is Dave and he's from Jamaica.

True story that. Birdy's met him.

update: First impressions...

Ziggy - Reminds me somewhat of Christian Bale from American Psycho. I think this is just the type of character big brother needs to get things back on track... I don't mean an avid Genesis fan. I mean a chainsaw wielding, tramp killing, prossy shagging, paranoid nutter. Excellant. This will be the best BB so far. fact!

I dont like the new ziggy block imo

To be honest if you shave weekly it stops itching and you dont get a rash.

Who elses opinon where you not going to like him in?!  :D


The Ziggy bloke seems up for it. Made me laugh so much when that stupid bint (Keiran Richardson's cousin) was going round talking about her "date" with him and Chanelle nearly cried. Quality.

fuck me, did anyone see that women go on about her fucking hair...shoot me now!

I thought that task today was genius :D

Stir up some shit big time :D

You still wearing your dog tags Mav?

 :thumbs:

:D  I knew that duvet would come in useful

I was made to watch this last night. It was awful, i could barely sit in the same room while it was on. Women are so bitchy. Bet the bloke wish he nevver went in now!

I watched 10 mins last night and thought what a load of bollocks. Women bitching what fun. Channel 4 wont be used for a while thats for sure

I did see Monday night's where leslie was crying and when asked if she was ok, she said, I'm fine, I'm just sniffing my matress  :?   What ace entertainment

Note to posh spice bird - Nikki already did the drama queen thing to detah last year!!

Fucking pathetic this is, cannot believe how bad it's been so far.  For the fucking love of God just send in 6 blokes to even it out a bit and ditch a couple of these whining slags.

I really want to watch a programme where two adults cry and then argue about hair straighteners for half an hour.  What the fuck were the producers thinking?

Actually it wouldn't be a bad thing if they just evicted all of them and sent in new housemates, of both sexes.

I've still managed not to see any of it. I don't really watch the telly any more so it's been quite easy.

Happy days!

i over heared some of it yest, as my PC is broken i am forced to use the family one in the living room, i cudnt stop laughing at them, not due to it being funny, but at them for being so pathetic

It finished ages ago!!

How long before Ziggy get's Jiggy with Chanelle ??  - can't say I blame him either though.

Emily to be evicted I reckon..posh bird who is up herself

Chanelle when caked in make up quite nice.  Chanelle in big brother house, plain as fuck, and ugly as sin.  Absolute minger.

Whos teh bint who asked big brother if she left would she gets deals?!?! Twat what teh fuck have you done in life!

Shabnam... she's up for eviction along with Emily... i hope they both go!

I hope all the papers shun her and don't pay her a penny..now that would be funny

Emily's been kicked off for racist abuse of Charley .. called her the N word apparently .. had her sussed out after 1 day - that was when I changed to the Twins to win!

you some kind of BB expert Fatbart

you need to get a life mate or buy a new porno mag

never missed a series .. sad I know but someone has to

I heard Emily has walked - but thats a much more fun story!!

theres nothing on the BB website though?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6729673.stm

cant help but think this was scripted after the controversy of the last Celeb BB

ooooh  great another racisism scandel - just what BB needed  :-))(

excellent.

lets hope it gets pulled from the tv so we never have to hear about it again  8)

Having only seen the opening night i really can't bring myself to watch anymore of it.

i'm guessing someone has already threatend to leave or has asked to leave as they can't tolerate the environment of the house etc  :roll:

In regards to Emily and the naughty word.

Well what a load of shit that was.

I feel a little sorry for the girl to be honest.  To be woken up at 3.30am and chucked out the house (with no knickers on) is a little OTT in my opinion.

Yes she said a racially offensive word but (imo) she said it in a non-threatening context, she obviously doesn't know her arse from her elbow and was trying to be "in" with her black friends in the house and it backfired.

I think it was very cleverly played by the black girl (Charley?). You can see that she wasn't really offended by it and knew that it was just the blonde one trying to be 'street' but then you can see her brain working overtime to try and use this situation to benefit her the most.

"I'm not going to tell anyone." Goes to the main bedroom and "I just want to tell you..."

She's played it up and knew that blonde would get thrown out. And now the girl will be branded a racist (I expect she's not) and the Charley one will be seen as the victim of a terrible race-hate attack.  I really do think that Charley has manipulated the situation to her benefit.

But no more Blonde in bikini  :(

Another week of Shabnam  :(

Those girls are really doing my head in. I hate to think what's it's like to be Ziggy. Girls are all completely mental and completely irrational, loud, screechy, bitchy and very, very annoying.

At least there are 2 more blokes going in to sort them all out.

You have got twins to win, are they siamese twins? Are 2 people allowed to win??

Urgh!  Siamese twins is a bit of a phobia of mine, can't bare to look at them, they freak me out!!

I agree, was a complete farce. The main reason BB threw her out was just because of the shit that happened on the last BB. Tbh I don't think they would've under normal circumstances. A warning maybe. In no way was she being racist. Anyone with a slight pinch of common sense could see that. She's still gonna have some mug giving her shit back in Bristol though. People at work were going mental over the situation and they didn't even see last nights show. Muppets.

Are more boys going in tonight?

Probably a few homies and a couple of yardies

Pervert  :D

I hear some super camp dude's going in... just what the party needed.. more pink loving, screaming twats!

POT................KETTLE............ :wink:

Surely he'd love the brown?

That's disgusting bo.  :soapy tit wank: