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We all have them amd I have a few myself.

Most notablle perhaps is that I cannot eat anything from somebody elses plate or share a fork with anybody. I can't even drink from my wife's glass FFS.

And yours?

I cant seem to stop wanking at the moment

 :?

must be awkward on the train.

hahaha i always do that, if my gf leaves something on her plate and i eat it i always use my own fork which usually leads to her moaning at me.  :mrgreen:

Oh and for some strange reason i can never mix food i.e Roast dinner, i'll eat a bit of the meat, then a few potatoes, then some veg and so on and so on.

What about gravy?

I'm like that, I hate it when people ask for a bit of my food and use my fork.

I also have Fred's problem.

I think that's the odd one out, because it usually stays on each part of the dinner.









 :wink:

  :D  Like a safari park chimp?

I hate noisy eaters especially those that sit grazing on crisps with their mouth open.

I'll walk out of the room it gets to me that much.

That and if I bang an elbow I have to bang the other one.  Something about it being bad luck to bang just the one.

Taxi for Gascoine..........

I hate the screechy noise that you make when some people seem to want to cut through not just their food but the entire plate. Makes me want to scream and bang my head and it puts me in a bad mood for about an hour.

Cotton wool on teeth makes my japs bleed.

mine is the sound of people eating.
even though i obviously make the noises others do its just something i cannot stand.
the thought of picking up shit is putting me off getting a dog too.

Likewise about the bags of shit.

I saw an attractive blonde the other week with this big lab.  Lovely dog but it was bloody freezing and she as she was approaching there was just a dirty great plume of steam coming from his bag of poo and by god it stank like the thighs of Roland Browning.

I have to check the gas rings are off before I leave the house  :oops: and I can't touch sponge.

I also can't fart in front of Sussex but he thinks it's hilarious to jump on my stomach til one pops out  :(

Other people, in general, annoy me.

I want to kill them..........................

I get that feeling, especially when I am at work

Cant touch gold jewellery, minging and get proper weird feeling around it.  Rings necklaces etc big no no

i make a funny noise when i drink sometimes. and fart at innapropriate times

you're like a blonde hobbit!!

I count steps if i walk up or down them.
Whats that all about?
It realy pisses me off.

Oh and wanking also.

I saw a big lorry today, it was dirty, someone had written INTERNET DAVE on the back, I thought of you  :D

I can be a complete cunt to people I really don't want to or mean to be a cunt too but I just can't help it, fucking annoying. I will be thinking 'why are you doing this, they don't deserve it' but I will keep doing it anyway. For example I will get in petty strops with people over nothing and be awkward to them for ages, while all the time I'm thinking how pathetic it is of me. What a ridiculous thing :evil:

 :D

I'm going to write that on a bus.

i do that aswell.

also if i turn up the volume on the tv or radio or anything like that the volume has to be on a even number, also on my iPod every word has to start with a capital letter with the rest of the word being in lowercase. If i notice 1 track thats wrong i have to change it at that very minute  :?

sounds like a bit of mild OCD.

sorry, I mean:

Sounds like a bit of mild Ocd.

Noooooooooooooooo let me do it  :evil:

ok, you do it then!

Not just me then!  :oops:

I'm the same with a T.V.
Can't have gaps in curtains either.

I probably have loads of bad habits but what really annoys more than anything else are these twio:

People slurping their tea/coffee, what a disgusting sound.

Continentals who clear their throat in the morning by snorting a big one back and then spitting it in the sink - fuck me that is groteste.

I can't take a dump unless I think someone is watching me. Luckily I have an imaginary friend called Derek. He pops into existence every time the need arises.

i even have it on a even number when its either a little to loud or not loud enough, i cant have it on that perfect sounding fucking odd number  :x

Does this random stuff just come to your head  :soapy tit wank:

Its whats in his head which is random!!! :soapy tit wank:

I have a cool habit of observing and remembering really stupid stuff for no reason. I don't mean facts or figures, although i do that as well. I mean fucked up trivial nonsense that you see in every waking minute.

Not just me then!  :oops:

Who would have thought that the tef was was filled with a bunch of fucking freaks. Shame on the lot of you.

Oh!

People putting food in my face, as in "Have a taste of that".

NO NO NO that is probably one of my most evident oddities. Any person putting food in front of my face (Including my wife and daughter) will have me either walk away from them, or slap their hand away.

Introduce me to the food first then I'll be OK, but shove it under my nose and then say "Try that" can make me quite aggressive.

My worst habit is saying yes to doing favours without thinking it through,then letting people down or doing it under duress.....what i dislike is when you give someone a gift or a surprise and they say,oh you shouldnt of,dont know why but that cheezes me off!!

when drinking out of a can, when im finish drinking I have to pull the ring pull off and put it in the can.

As a youngster, if i was bored i used to read words backwards and sort of create my own language. I think it was after watching that Red Dwarf episode where they end up in nodnoL.

I still don't have many friends :mrgreen:

Oh and the same as I'm mint, i'm massively obsessive about my iTunes/iPod. Now i've got the UPPER/lower case sorted, i've moved onto genres. 5,500 bloody songs

also on my ipod i have to have every album cover for every song, once i couldnt find a album cover cos i downloaded a track way before it got released so i refused to put it on my ipod until i had the cover

on here I cant leave any topic/room uread


If I see those little orange things fucking blinking at me it does my nut

I play with words all the time, take every other letter and see what you get, that kind of thing.

I'd imagine that most people with an active (Intelligent) mind do that, only they do it in in their head as opposed to saying it aloud.

It would be an odd subject to bring up in a pub but I reckon that if you did, many would say that they do something similar. Easy to bring it up on a forum though.

I feel your pain

Youv'e got one there Fred.

Even worse when you have already read that last post and the orange bit wont go away.

im incredibly shy, and go red very easily too. grrrrrr

Yep, same here

I did mostly (think it, as opposed to saying it), but i'd have to say it allowed if it was a good 'un.

I blame the e numbers

The word "Prediction"

I can ignore it on the forums, but hearing somebody say "I predict this" always makes me interrupt with: "It is impossible to predict and so you cannot, that word that you are looking for is forecast"

If I was a mod I would change each and every "Match preditions" thread to a "Match forecasts" thread.

I would, I have been known to rasie my voice/shout at people working for me/with me for that.

Isn't a forecast the same as a prediction?

Turning monitors off at work. I can't stand it when someone goes home and leaves their monitor turned on.

And doing things at exact times. I get out of bed at 6.42 (fuck knows why that number, just force of habit) and then get dressed at 7.10. And I have to be parked up ready to walk into work at 7.36.

Fuck me I sound like a right weirdo.

NO NO NO.

A prediction is saying what WILL happen in the future, but a forecast is saying what MIGHT happen in the future.

A prediction is ONLY a prediction if it turns out to be correct, and so how could it possibly be a prediction until the outcome is known, but a forecast remains a forecast be it right or wrong.

Get with it Si Pie.

Grrrrrrr

Same as, altho mostly when talking to women :(

I have to sleep on the left side of the bed.

I refuse to heat up beans or soup in a microwave.

If someone says the word Frome I have to touch my left eyebrow.

 :|

That's an odd one.

Most people do it on every 5 minutes, I.E: 6.45, 7.10 (OK) 7.35 ect

amen to that  :(

ive never understood getting nervous when talking to girls, i love it

Good one.

Being folically(sp) challenged doesnt help!!  colour not lack of it.

It's ace. People notice you do something but aren't sure what or why. It started out as a joke with me and 2 mates but now I just do it automatically no matter where I am or who says Frome.

I used to be dead shy, I am a little still but I shook it of mostly. One of the reasons that I came to Thailand was to throw myslef into the deep end with regards to meeting new people so to speak (Before I wouldn't say boo to a goose, Male or Female)

fear of making an arse out of myself stops me speaking to people i dont know

BR

I SALUTE YOU MY MAN !

THIS SIR IS


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GOOD TOPIC DUDE

Im generally a bit of a miserable fucker but i play on it sometimes even if im not!!

Haha that really annoyed you. Sorry.

You are talking rubbish though  :)  :wink:

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I can see this one rumbling on !


 :D

I have to get up every morning, thats a bad habit in itself.

Also drinking lager too quick and only being able to have 5 pints before moving onto bottles.

Logging onto here as often as i do...

Smoking.

Having hot curries knowing full well that I will be up at 530 in the morning sat on the shitter for half hour, but hey i love a good curry.

Farting in bed then pulling the cover over the missus head  8)

Plus i can be a miserable bastard at times

Predict :-

To state, tell about, or make known in advance, especially on the basis of special knowledge.

v.   intr.
To foretell something; prophesy.

Forecast :-

v.   intr.
To calculate or estimate something in advance; predict the future.

n.   A prediction, as of coming events or conditions.

Child !

 :mrgreen:

heh heh

isn't it called a dutch oven? Or have I just made that up??

WTF ?

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:



You ok L.O.B ?

I think Bo might be right actually

Seeing as posting youtube links is in at the moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAkWcbfEqNg

That's another one that i do, which really fucking annoys me but i still check it.  :evil:



Fucking Slag!

Dutch Oven.

Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while your old lady is brushing her teeth and getting ready for bed, then when she gets into bed, pull the covers over her head and yell "Dutch Oven" and let her enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutch+oven

If I ever see you on the bus I'm going to shout out 'Alright Dave!' from the other end. :D

I hate that also.  I can also only set my alarm clock on an even number.  :oops:

If I eat a packet of crisps, I always tie the empty packet into a knot .

And I never share them - if you want crisps I'll buy you a whole bag, but don't expect any of mine !

Volumes should be even
If i click one knuckle, i have to click every other one
Never sleep on my back
I have to get rid of the 'red button' or equivalent on any Sky channel i'm watching.

I have to wash my penis after i have a wee everytime

Even in public toilets - you will probably get arrested one day for playing with yourself in public Macca :soapy tit wank:

I have been known to do that.. not expose myself though dell

I can't drive when the headrests in the back of my car are up and theres no-one else in the car but me. Irriates me so much.

I also cannot stand the feel of pumice stones.

Remind me never to use a sink after you

i also have a tendancy to stab germans

Dachauer, is your quirky habit sleeping with your head in a biscuit tin?

I cant eat or drink anything blue

If I hang out washing the pegs have to be the same colour - say if I hung out a top and it need two pegs - both pegs would have to be yellow or whatever

I cant put uneven amount of fuel in my car - it always has to be right on the pund - if I go 1p over I have to put another pounds worth in

The thought of a Crunchie bar makes me feel sick - I cant even watch the advert - its the texture and colour of the honeycombe - got Im retching just writing this  :x

No, its not being able to queue. Oh and getting up at 5 in the morning to put my towel down on the sun-loungers :wink:

Really? How do you keep your head square then?

a lot of people on here have some very strange issues

and you dont wheeler :D

If this thread is anything to go by, I fear for the state of the nation  :D

i have strange tissues

as i thought

Heroin

I have to go round and check everything is switched off, and firdge/freezer doors are shut etc. before I go to bed.  And there can't be any gaps in the curtains.

I think I am borderline OCD as I'm turning into Little Miss Organisation as I get older...    :?

I will only get up at 8, even if I wake up before my alarm goes off.

I always leave the butter out.

Weeing on toilet rims?

Picking my nose while driving.

That'll impress the ladies...

 You a bird ?  

  Or just a tranny?

Fucking hell Juddie, I think we might be the same person :shock:

Reg I thought you were a gentleman!

Forza is a lady indeed!

  Indeed I am a gentleman....very much old school....hold doors open for ladies that sort of thing.

  I was making inquiries (if a little bluntly)  om behalf of the unattached TEFers who get a bit excited, when a female poster appears, before Fred or Mex scare them away.

:mrgreen:

I'm trying to think of more CT. Um... do you take your socks off in the evening and leave them lying around the living room floor?

Do you leave putting the rubbish out on a Thursday night until the last possible moment?

I have to wee before I go to bed, even if I have just had one 5 minutes before. If not I always wake up in the night and have to go  :oops:

Sometimes I have to run taps just so I can squeeze some out, then I know I will have an uninterrupted nights kip  :|

My missus always does that. freak.

this is scary now. yes to both. Although our bins are on a tuesday so its last thing on a monday- same differnce really

I beg to differ. Fucking priceless Reg.  :D

:wink:

haha and me  :D

I have to flick through my Ipod even if I like what I'm listening to, especially when on shuffle.

OK, more ive realised...I have to have paperwork piled up in straight piles, always have my in tray either at home or work and has to all match.  Cant stand ironing piled up so it gets done or hid away.  Un straight towles on rads bug me.  I go mad if loads of key rings are attached to each other (considering I have 200 this gets staff upset) and also every paperclip is blue and key fobs have to be blue

I am a freak

I thought I had problems...

I havent even got on to how many lines I have to have until satisfied  :D

Some things are best left off public forums.

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I meant writing my lines on being naughty silly

I think I have OCD.

All my CD's and DVD's are in alphabetical order.

The tv volume and car radio voume has to be an even number.

I cannot stand mess anywhere. My flat is spotless. I mop the floor twice a week, hoover and dust nearly every other day.

I also weigh myself alot.

it's not OCD, it's the absence of a Y chromosome.

I can't believe I've only just seen this thread... I have so many of these it's unreal. My main two....

First of all the checking thing, every night I have to go round and check all the windows and doors are locked and that nobody's left the keys in the outside of the door... god knows why they would. Check the fridge and freezer are closed and all plugs are turned off for unused electrical appliances. On a good day it's all done in 5 minutes. :D

Also, like Dazza (I think it was), noisy eaters really get to me. Crisps being the worst... cinemas and coaches are a nightmare! Thank god for ipods, although not sure that plan would work too well in the cinema. 8)

I went out for about 4 hours having left keys in outside of door! Luckil its pretty quiet round here. Also have left keys in van ignition all night a few times once with window wound down.

Hi-lighter pens on my desk, which I keep business end down, if someone borrows one and puts it back nib-end up I get really shitty.

Golf... I will aways tee my ball up logo facing away from me, pointing it where I want to drive rather than what most people do and focus on striking into the "artwork"

Generally I'm a lippy fucker and tend to have the knack of saying something to wind people up although I very rarely do it deliberately, I'm just partial to a rant and a rave I reckon.

Tea has to be 1 and a half sugars, coffee one half of a sugar, the girl in the office gets right pissy because she spends more tim measuring out my sweetenings than anything else

I bite my nails but often will bite the toughened skin around the edge of them as well.

All notes in my wallet I keep in ascending order from fiver at the front to fifties at the back. I'll often ask for my change in a specific manner so I can keep the order going, that annoys people.

I've got loads more but that'll do for now.

That reminds me.

Notes in my wallet have to be arranged I order of size/value. The largest at the back and the smallest at the front. Not such a big deal really but EVERY note MUST have the Monarch's side of the note facing front-wards.

I was the same when living in blighty.

Oh, I detest coins and look to get rid at any opportuniy (Charity boxes ect.) Although should I have a bit of shrapnel at home then the coins MUST be stacked according to their demonination (SP) and ALWAYS in multiples of tens.

you lot are starting to scare me - i don't know how you get through the day.

Just thought of another.

I have no problems with somebody hepling themself to my fags...

But should they get hold of my packet and RIP the WHOLE FUCKING TOP open then I can get quite irate, My ciggy packets are always opened neatly, with nothing actually torn off meaning that I can fold the foil over again.

Grrrrrr

I think I have a mild form of Tourette's as I tend to tell things as they are with many profanities thrown in. Most people "up the food chain" don't appreciate this so my career is held back but hey fuck 'em.  
I piss sitting down on the throne.
I am neurotic abuot tomatoes and will check ingredients of everything to ensure there is not a trace of it. Tomatoes are eveil -end of.
I purt chorizo in my home made currries which are always too hot and result in me having to put the Savlon in the fridge overnight.
I hate arriving late for anything so normally get there much too early.
Oh and I bloody hate London so do everything i can to get out of meetings there.

left shin pad on first.....

???? Now that is an odd one Chalkie.

No no no, do you mean stacked in size?

£2 coins, fifty pence pieces, two pence pieces, ten pence pieces, twenty pence pieces... oh god.  :|

There are only 10, 5, 2 and 1 baht coins out here. As well as 50 and 25 satang coins and all of the are sized (And circular) according to their denomination.... Thank fully.

Haha quality thread I think I do a lot of these.  I'm very anal about my iPod too, and will go as far to delete songs if I cannot find the album details, album cover and track number.  I also absolutely must go for a piss before sleeping/shagging...  has been known to kill the romance!

I'm also terrified of soft white food.  Mayonaise, mashed potato, melted cheese etc. makes me retch and feel violently sick, though I've recently taught myself to eat melted cheese.

My OCD stretches even to my hair - I can't stand one hair falling down my forehead, and it drives me mad if I see someone elses hair suffering from this.  If I notice a stray hair, I have to go home and rectify it, or I will be in a bad mood til it's fixed.

My left side absolutely critically must to be heavier than my right - rings on left hand, wallet/heavier items in left-sided pocket etc...  If my right side is heavier I can't seem to walk properly.

Its a strong preference rather than a must do. I think it stems from constantly tucking it away too early thereby dribbling. I'm just a bit more chilled out sitting down.
Oh and 1 other. If I smell vinegar / tomato ketchup I'll leave the room.  It makes me want to retch.

Clothes labels sticking out drive me mad.

If im walking behind someone and a tee shirt or jumper label is sticking out,
i have an overwhelming urge just to tuck it in.

Bra or knickers labels sticking out drive me insane.

I think I've got OCD  :?
I have to make things tidy, straight, in line, in order otherwise I irriates me. I feel like Adrian bloody Monk.

I think everyone on this forum has OCD.

everyone has OCD, just complete and utter different levels of it.

I don't have OCD

 What is it...I don't any of these foibles, so now I'm worried.....does that count?

yeah I don't have OCD. I don't care if things are tidy or how my money is. Some days I don't even wash my hands!

OK, all but 4 people on this forum have OCD.

i have it

Ooh I've found a quiz to see if you have it....can we have a league table?

 http://www.ocdaction.org.uk/ocdaction/index.asp?id=302

er, 0 out of 20. I did get confused for a moment when trying to work out what unlucky number 'L3' is though.

I dont have OCD

I chew on the skin on my knuckles alot and i also shiver like im cold when im nervous

I thought OCD only affected 5% of people or something like that. Would be bizarre if loads of people on here had it.

   You might also want to keep in mind that most so-called 'normal' people have some obsessive thoughts and some ritualistic behaviour in their lives.

I sure we all have our thing, just surprised at how many people's thing seems to be OCD related.

Yeah I think putting money in order and stuff is just anal retentive. If you checked the lock on the door six times before you went to bed that would be OCD.

I think I have some sort of Arsenal form of OCD. However much their players and manager fuck me off I still want them to win the League ahead of the rest of the Premiership teams.

You should see what happens when I knock over the said coin pile.  He gets the shakes and everything!

*Bump

I have a penchant for sniffing Colman's Mustard. I have a pot handy on my desk for when the urge arises.

I got over the dog shit thing and pick my dogs up no problemo.

I have this habbit of flushing the toilet mid piss and then race to finish before the toilet has flushed.

To be fair, I don't think "not wanting to pick up a steaming pile of shit" is that unusual.

Which makes me thankful our dog is a right madam and will only dump when nobody's looking at her!

Whenever I rinse a cup I have to do it three times

If I click my toe then I have to do it 10 times in the shape of the union jack

Which toe?

Do you start with the cross or do the diagonals first? Starting with the diagonals is just weird  :)

Big Toe and then Cross 1st, diagonals 2nd!

Which foot?

Both feet, although I'd say right 60% of the time!

If you change your habit to the Libya flag it will save you time and help with arthritis in later life  ;)

My left big toe clicks at will.

Is Will your freind?

I thought it was just me  :)