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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, February 1, 2012, 17:48:27 »

You've normally got to do a bit more than ask.

Maybe, but I don't care if she comes or not Wink
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, February 1, 2012, 17:53:14 »

I have been promised sex,Im going to tie her up, go to the game, and untie her when I get in Bye Blow Kiss Love COYR
I'm going to go to DRM's house, take advantage of a tied up lady then listen to the last 89 mins of the footie.
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, February 1, 2012, 18:04:54 »

I'm going to go to DRM's house, take advantage of a tied up lady then listen to the last 89 mins of the footie.

That would give me time to grab a pie and chips too..
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, February 1, 2012, 18:05:23 »

I managed to book a table for me and the wife - its bound to end in tears though - she is shit at snooker.
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, February 1, 2012, 18:11:27 »

Maybe, but I don't care if she comes or not Wink

You should listen to the advice of Keith from The Office with regards to women.  Smiley

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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, February 1, 2012, 19:12:47 »

me and mrs flash don't do valentines...thats the way forward!
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, February 1, 2012, 19:19:56 »

I'm nice & easy!! It's half term so no Tuesday night reception duties & we are both season ticket holders! Mind you before he started coming I've been to matches on my own on Valentines night!
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, February 1, 2012, 19:27:13 »

I told her, look I'm the man and you're the woman we going to the crawley match now quit whining or you won't get a kebab on the way home.
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, February 1, 2012, 19:28:45 »

I told her, look I'm the man and you're the woman we going to the crawley match now quit whining or you won't get a kebab on the way home.

You metrosexual fucker.
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, February 1, 2012, 19:29:56 »

I told her, look I'm the man and you're the woman we going to the crawley match now quit whining or you won't get a kebab on the way home.

and what did you say to the wife ?
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday, February 2, 2012, 10:16:37 »

Well my Mrs says she doesn't care about Valentines, so that's good enough for me.
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« Reply #26 on: Thursday, February 2, 2012, 10:17:35 »

Well my Mrs says she doesn't care about Valentines, so that's good enough for me.

Ah the old "don't care about valentines day" test.
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« Reply #27 on: Thursday, February 2, 2012, 10:21:00 »

I'm nice & easy!!

No further comment.
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« Reply #28 on: Thursday, February 2, 2012, 10:24:11 »

Ah the old "don't care about valentines day" test.

There speaks a wise man...
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, February 2, 2012, 10:26:18 »

It's a stupid day for taking mugs cash. Knocked that bollocks on the head years ago
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