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« on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:22:42 » |
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Please reply to this post with a load of shite to ammuse me....
I will start with a useless fact:
"Hummingbirds are the only animal that can fly backwards."
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blinkpip
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:29:28 » |
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I can't spell and I talk shit. God help me!
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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Whits
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:32:54 » |
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A snail can sleep for 3 years.  |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:34:38 » |
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10% of your pillow weight is actually bed bug droppings
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blinkpip
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:37:34 » |
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Texas HORNED TOADS can shoot blood out of the corners of their eyes.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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Whits
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:39:30 » |
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Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:43:44 » |
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45% of Americans don't know that the sun is a star.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:48:20 » |
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The 500 million year old species the sea squirt reveals a common ancestory with homo sapiens, when its genomes are studied.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:48:46 » |
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90% of americans don't own a passport, no wonder most of them know feck all about the rest of the world, i met some yankees in New Zealand, they thought it was North-West of Australia. OH MY GOD, go to a country and have no fecking idea where it is!!!
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:50:38 » |
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Several well documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: http://www.funny-facts.com |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, December 23, 2004, 23:55:02 » |
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They use blue light in public toilets so heroin users can't find a vein to shoot up.
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, December 24, 2004, 09:35:45 » |
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Welsh rappers Goldie Lookin Chain are actually Eton educated members of the english aristocracy.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, December 24, 2004, 09:48:45 » |
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I have a hairy back. :mooney and arse.
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We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man.
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, December 24, 2004, 09:59:02 » |
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If sharks stop swimming, they sink !!
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iven a level playing field (i.e. enough water so a shark could manouevre, but not so deep that a bear would flounder) who would win in a fight between a bear and a shark?
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, December 24, 2004, 10:06:19 » |
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Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. i am going to finland in two days, i will investigate this further. |
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We wanna go somewhere else. We're not threatened by people anymore. All our insecurities have evaporated. We're in the clouds now. We're wide open. We're spacemen orbiting the earth. The world looks beautiful from here, man.
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