Best song lyrics

[Sippo]

Following on from Mex's thread the best lyrics in a song.
Mine has to be Vanilla Ice's - Ice Ice Baby.  

I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom

I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon

Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast other DJs say damn
If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it

   

[flammableBen]

nice edit  

[Sippo]

:shhh

[Samdy Gray]

10 points to whoever gets this one   I've taken the chorus (and two words from one verse) out because it's a dead give away.

Sit back,
Rap attack,
don't take no flack ,
rhyme in time to the rhythm of the track,
I'm {name}, I'm {name}, a Duo, a Twosome,
So many lyrics we're frightened to use 'em!

So many lyrics we keep 'em in stores,
We've even got them coming out of our pores,
Your father, your mother, your sister, your brother,
everyone's got to be an AKA Lov-er!

Give us the motivation we can cause a sensation!
Give us the aspiration we can cause a sensation!
Give us the girls top speed Give us the girls stampede!
Stylin' Smilin' Everybody buck wilin'!

{chorus}

Partners in crime we'll never do time,
A sentence for us has to end in a rhyme!
Raw... and pure like sushi,
Don't try to do me use me Or even try to sue me,

We lay down the law, We're quick on the draw,
We played it, we made it the rest don't score!
No jokes no messin', We'll teach you a lesson,
A state of confusion to keep you all guessin'!

{chorus}

Freakin' it, sweatin' it, bustin' the mic!
Slammin', it jammin', it do what you like!

[flammableBen]

Is that PJ and Duncan?

[flammableBen]

I'm ashamed if it is.

[Samdy Gray]

Watch us wreck the mic, watch us wreck the mic, watch us wreck the mic... Psyche!

[Sippo]

[land_of_bo]

My brother knows Karl Marx
He met him eating mushrooms in the peoples park
He said: "What do you think about my manifesto?"
"I like your manifesto, put it to the testo"
Took me down to meet the anarchist party
Met a groovy guy, he was arty farty
Said: "I know a little Latin, a kissen an a kai
Said: "I dunno what it means", I said: "Neither do I"
Eat natural food baked twice daily
Fill your nostrils up with gravy
Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee
Cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee

Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?"

Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Oh no!"
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no, oh no
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
It's all right to say things can only get better
If you haven't just lost your brand new sweater

I know I had it on when I had my tea
And I'm sure I had it on in the lavatory
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?"
It's all right to say things can only get better
If you haven't just lost your brand new sweater
Pure new wool and perfect stitches
Not the type of jumper that makes you itch, oh no
Dancing in the disco, go go go
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
And my mother will be so, so angry
And my brother will be so, so angry
And my girlfriend will be so, so angry
And my dog will be so, so angry
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute:
"Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper?
Where's me jumper? Where's me jumper? Oh no!"

[janaage]

"Gotta do it like this like Chachi and Joanie,
Cos she's the cheese and I'm the macaroni"

[Gelbfüßler]

"Gotta do it like this like Chachi and Joanie,
Cos she's the cheese and I'm the macaroni"

Adrock in Get it Together  Love that song

[Gelbfüßler]

"You become so Pat as my style increases
What's that in your pants ahhh human feces!
Throw your shitty drawers in the hamper
Next time come strapped with a fuckin Pamper"

[oxford_fan]

mit Q-Tip. i have been getting well into A Tribe Called Quest of late.

[Gazza's Fat Mate]

start of a dance tune:

rainbow thme tune in background

little girl's voice "would you like an e billy?
litle billy "fuck that I'm on speed"

then a thumping bass line kicks in and it all goes banna's