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Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Whits on Friday, April 1, 2005, 10:59:04
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Saturday's League One clash with play-off rivals Swindon Town is in severe doubt after Pools' players decided to go on strike over Sunday training.

Working on a Sunday morning has become part and parcel of life at The Vic under Neale Cooper and Martin Scott but the squad have seemingly had enough and have taken drastic action.

It is understood the final straw was when they were ordered in on Easter Sunday having already played on Good Friday and with a game scheduled on Bank Holiday Monday.

The players' PFA Representative Chris Westwood arrived at the ground early this morning to advise Senior Administrator Maureen Smith of the decision.

"This has been an ongoing issue," Smith admitted to the Official Website.

"The possibility of a strike has been mentioned in the past but we didn't think it would actually come to this.

"Now we have to sit down and talk this through and hopefully matters on the pitch can remain unaffected."

Smith refused to discuss whether she felt the weekend game was in doubt but with so little time for negotiation it seems a possibility that Pools will not be able to field a team.


http://www.hartlepoolunited.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/NewsDetail/0,,10326~646815,00.html

<edit>I think this one is an april fool</edit>  :twisted:


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:00:06
With any luck we'll get given 3 points then.


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:01:40
I smell bullshit


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:03:35
oooh one minute later and he would have been the april fool!!


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Whits on Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:03:38
:D


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:05:11
xheck the link again whits :D


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:06:42
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

did anyone see the one on gmtv this morn?


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:17:28
I wonder how many monkey hangers won't turn up tomorrow now!


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Titch on Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:37:02
Quote from: "STFCBird"
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

did anyone see the one on gmtv this morn?


That was an awful attempt!!!


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:39:14
My mum believed it!!!

She is also in love keith chegwin so that says it all really!!


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Titch on Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:42:03
Quote from: "STFCBird"
My mum believed it!!!

She is also in love keith chegwin so that says it all really!!


That actually explains a lot!  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:46:02
oi !!  nowt wrong with cheggers  :oops:


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Titch on Friday, April 1, 2005, 11:59:07
No, i must admit i dont mind him really!  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:01:29
would you bum him?


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Titch on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:02:32
mmmm let me think..............no!  Would you?  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Whits on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:05:54
Quote from: "STFCBird"
would you bum him?


well done bird, you've done it again  :D


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Titch on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:11:07
Yep she sure has!  I must say she is quite refreshing in a strange sort of way!  It has made me feel i am not actually as big a perve as i thought!  She is a bigger perv than all the blokes on here put together!  :mrgreen:


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Johno on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:11:17
fell for that abit.... but then remembered the date!

GMTV one was funny... my mum knew it was an aprils fools but you can even pretend order it off the website  :D


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:13:19
to be fair she did say she was shit at jokes so was going back to being the dirty minx we all know and love.

so birdy. what and how many lady toys do you own????


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:15:45
I own one robocock at the moment  :D

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M BACK  :twisted:   :beers


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:18:04
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robocock


any links so we know exactly what one is???
no rampent rabbit then???


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Titch on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:21:52
http://www.zipper.co.uk/sh/default.asp?detail=14136


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Whits on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:24:27
so zipper.co.uk is a gay man's site   :shock:  shouldn't have browsed around  :evil:

how do you know about it titch?  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:25:52
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http://www.zipper.co.uk/sh/default.asp?detail=14136


 :shock:


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Titch on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:27:46
I just types robocock into google and it came up as the second site!  :soapy tit wank:  I never noticed it was a gay mans site


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:50:01
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

you is a batty boy yes?

I got mine ann summers.  couldn't afford rampant rabbit  :(


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:56:46
Quote from: "STFCBird"
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

you is a batty boy yes?

I got mine ann summers.  couldn't afford rampant rabbit  :(


i went into anne summers a while back just having a look at them and this bird came up asking me if me and my missus were interested. i said were thinking of getting one and the next thing i know she is telling me how good it is and how great the orgazams are :shock:

i nearly creamed my pants with what she was saying :oops:


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 1, 2005, 12:58:06
I bet you did you bad bad boy


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:02:03
but it was great. she was really getting into it aswell.

had to have a long cold shower when i got home :wink:


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:04:10
I bet you used your own man foam as soap


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:07:54
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I bet you used your own man foam as soap


of course.
it's good for the skin after all :wink:

have you ever used the remote controlled ones???
basicly the girl wears a small vibrator and the bloke has the remote to control what speed it's on etc.
watched a program where a couple tried one out. they were in a resturant and he kept turning it on.
in the end they had to go early cos she nearly came at the dinner table in front of everyone :soapy tit wank:


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:13:35
Quote from: "magicroundabout"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

you is a batty boy yes?

I got mine ann summers.  couldn't afford rampant rabbit  :(


i went into anne summers a while back just having a look at them and this bird came up asking me if me and my missus were interested. i said were thinking of getting one and the next thing i know she is telling me how good it is and how great the orgazams are :shock:

i nearly creamed my pants with what she was saying :oops:


I was going to complain about this thread being really off topic and have a whinge about you lot being dirty bastards, but then I read the above post and burst out laughing. Fucking brilliant! I'm going to Anne Summers later.


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:16:06
it was the anne summers in Merry Hill near Dudley where i was.
my missus couldn't believe what she was saying.
really detailed and everything.

i think i might go back aswell :wink:


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: sonicyouth on Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:16:31
Did you catch her name?


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Whits on Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:16:57
Quote from: "sonicyouth"
Quote from: "magicroundabout"
Quote from: "STFCBird"
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

you is a batty boy yes?

I got mine ann summers.  couldn't afford rampant rabbit  :(


i went into anne summers a while back just having a look at them and this bird came up asking me if me and my missus were interested. i said were thinking of getting one and the next thing i know she is telling me how good it is and how great the orgazams are :shock:

i nearly creamed my pants with what she was saying :oops:


I was going to complain about this thread being really off topic and have a whinge about you lot being dirty bastards, but then I read the above post and burst out laughing. Fucking brilliant! I'm going to Anne Summers later.


to get a rampant rabbit?  :D


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:18:24
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Did you catch her name?


no but i remember what she looks like. :P


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: STFCBird on Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:21:34
see you lot don't need me now,  you will all have your own robococks by the end of the weekend.  my work here is done  :wink:


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:23:16
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you will all have your own robococks by the end of the weekend


titch might :mrgreen:


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Titch on Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:24:04
actually me and the missus have a few already, not robocock mind so that may be the next one!!  :mrgreen:


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Whits on Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:28:59
Quote from: "Titch"
http://www.zipper.co.uk/sh/default.asp?detail=14136


are you at work titch? you might get a meeting with HR soon  :D


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: magicroundabout on Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:30:06
it does seem a beast.

more like a fucking numatic drill than a dildo


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Titch on Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:38:18
Quote from: "Whits"
Quote from: "Titch"
http://www.zipper.co.uk/sh/default.asp?detail=14136


are you at work titch? you might get a meeting with HR soon  :D


Why's that then?  I am indeed at work!  Fortunately we have no HR as it's only a small companyu!  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Whits on Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:40:51
small company, your alright then! if you work for a biggin they watch what your upto during the day and zipper.co.uk might raise a few eyebrows  :D


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: Titch on Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:42:46
:soapy tit wank:  Fortunately my boss is a bigger perv than me!  I normally have to show him all the best porn sites!  :soapy tit wank:  I have no intention of working for a large company!!!


Title: Hatlepool - Players to go on strike?
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, April 1, 2005, 13:54:12
Atleast the shop woman didn't start showing you the marks it left eh?! :wink: