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« Reply #90 on: Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:28:21 »

I'm drinking lots of wine on a nearly empty stomach and nearly just did a farty follow through.
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« Reply #91 on: Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:31:03 »

such commitment to the boozy haze of a thursday night is to be commended (don't check that spelling) apart from the potential trouser misfunction..........stay calm!
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« Reply #92 on: Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:34:00 »

It's all good.. I made a detour. Although if ol' Lloyd Grossman had been going through my keyhole at that point he'd have had a face full of liquidy bum sick.
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« Reply #93 on: Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:36:46 »

The vic reeves incarnation of grossman i hope 'you're just a fakey cake maker!' Potentially could've made great tv......not around dinner time tho
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« Reply #94 on: Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:45:03 »

It's all good.. I made a detour. Although if ol' Lloyd Grossman had been going through my keyhole at that point he'd have had a face full of liquidy bum sick.
It's good to have you back.
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« Reply #95 on: Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:45:20 »

The best TV offends and intrigues in equal measures.

Discuss.
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« Reply #96 on: Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:47:11 »

like conjoined twins telling filthy jokes?
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« Reply #97 on: Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:51:15 »

or just plain eating their own shit
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« Reply #98 on: Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:52:44 »

you found work yet ben?
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« Reply #99 on: Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:54:08 »

but what if it wasn't their own shit....but that of playful midgets.....the scamps!
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« Reply #100 on: Thursday, September 1, 2011, 22:59:03 »

right, honestly is that enough of my random pissed talk; should I jus fuck off...............cue constructive feedback
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« Reply #101 on: Thursday, September 1, 2011, 23:09:57 »

you found work yet ben?

I've had a bit of a reprieve over the summer, my sister's been paying me a bit over the equivalent of jobseekers to look after my wonderful little nephew. Their tax credits (or whatever they are) got cut, so they were actually pretty lucky that I was available.

That fun ends next week, my sister is spawning another one and is starting on maternity leave.

I'm not looking forward to signing on again, last time I was spending more time jumping through their hoops to stay on it than I was looking for realistic work. I'm lucky that I'm not a complete idiot, but they pull some horrible shit to try and catch people out. For example, they'll give you a job to apply to (fair enough), but even if you ask they won't tell you the application deadline. If you miss that, then they cut your benefits and have to appeal etc.
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« Reply #102 on: Thursday, September 1, 2011, 23:10:46 »

right, honestly is that enough of my random pissed talk; should I jus fuck off...............cue constructive feedback

constructive feedback? What the fuck!!?!? Plough on my drunken friend, plough on.
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« Reply #103 on: Thursday, September 1, 2011, 23:19:09 »

well I too am currently unemployed, It seemed fantastic to start with, however I am now drinking anything I can get my grubby little mits on (no toilet duck....this isn't a home) and need a fresh impetus, like petty thieft or summut
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« Reply #104 on: Thursday, September 1, 2011, 23:21:20 »

I know how you feel. I think I'm going to start with little vandalisms and work my way up.
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