best quotes of all time ..

[carbonwhite]

It's hard to find the moral high ground when were all standing in the mud.

[london_red]

"Maybe, for once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding 'you're making a scene'."

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel."

"Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true."

"They didn't have any aspirin, so I got you some cigarettes."

Homer

[Samdy Gray]

Newton's third law of motion doesn't mean that at all.

Sir Isaac Newton stated: "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction" Everything you do has consequences, Whether for good or bad.

Excellent. Can we turn this into a thread about thermodynamics? That's more my cup of tea.

[sonicyouth]

"The minority is always right." - Henrik Ibsen

[BruceChatwin]

Excellent. Can we turn this into a thread about thermodynamics? That's more my cup of tea.

Question: What's the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?

Answer: A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two beginnings (the first and second law) and no end.

[ChinaWhitenRed]

Question: What's the difference between thermodynamics and a stick?

Answer: A stick has two ends and no beginning. Thermodynamics has two beginnings (the first and second law) and no end.

This thread is Entropic.......turning into a pile of shite after such a good start

[flammableBen]

Newton stated "Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it." Everybody has to understand that sometimes you need outside help to change your direction in life, and there's no shame in realising that.

[ron dodgers]

‘Stuff my mouth with pencils’
 ‘Disco penguins dancing in your dreams’
 ‘William Hague, Banjo Man’
‘Give me a massage with Marmite’.

Jess Thom - tourettes 'biscuit' lady