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'An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'
-Mitch Hedberg
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« Reply #16 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 09:33:18 » |
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Faint heart never fucked a pig
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do you fre-quent tesco in swindon One day I will manage to move my trolley on the bloody thing |
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« Reply #18 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 11:18:09 » |
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The first Premier of the People's Republic of China Zhou Enlai was asked,What is the historical significance of the French Revolution?
His reply was,"It's too soon to tell!"
Oscar Wilde
"Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance"
"Women are made to be loved not understood".
"Experience is simply the name we give to our mistakes".
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"It's not delusions of grandeur sir,it's intolerance of mediocrity and minimal performances."
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« Reply #19 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 13:05:03 » |
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'We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France.'
Sir Arthur Wellesley, 1st Duke of Wellington and former PM.
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« Reply #20 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 13:53:49 » |
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'An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'
my local escalator literally collapsed a few weeks ago rendering it completely unusable and therefore broken. so there... |
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« Reply #21 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 14:35:11 » |
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You have been humiliated and have run out of logical argument, and are reduced to slinging insults, poor show.
Am I the only one to think that really, he hasn't ? |
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GoSWINDON
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going for a poo see you in two
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 21:04:02 » |
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“The only true wisdom is knowing that you know nothing.” Socrates
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« Reply #23 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 21:05:27 » |
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The Michael Jordan one about failure is a good one
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« Reply #24 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 21:18:37 » |
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne gretsky
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« Reply #25 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 21:49:45 » |
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If at first you don't succeed hide any evidence that you tried - Homer Simpson
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I have a culture, I don't stop my culture!!
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« Reply #26 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 21:53:43 » |
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The Michael Jordan one about failure is a good one
This one? I've missed more than 9,000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shit and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. Bizarrely, that was one I wanted to mention, especially as it was in a book I'm reading and saw it but an hour ago. One of my favourites: Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat. |
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« Reply #27 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 22:05:45 » |
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That's the kiddy
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« Reply #28 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 22:51:07 » |
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"the more I practice the luckier I get"
Jack Nicklaus or Lee Trevino, or some other golfer of that era
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« Reply #29 on: Sunday, February 10, 2013, 22:52:09 » |
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Don't worry, they couldn't hit a barn door from th................................................
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