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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 16:45:20 »

I've got a problem with the duvet cover......its a pet hate of mine changing it,  so I tend to leave it a while.  I should know better as JFW points out the ladies don't like it..I always try to go round to theirs.
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 16:54:23 »

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I've got a problem with the duvet cover......its a pet hate of mine changing it,  so I tend to leave it a while.  I should know better as JFW points out the ladies don't like it..I always try to go round to theirs.


The trick is to turn it inside out, then put your hands inside it, find the top corners, match them up with the corners on the duvet, and turn in back out again.

Hey presto Cheesy
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 16:57:23 »

Housework? Tidying up? What's that?
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 16:57:48 »

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I've got a problem with the duvet cover......its a pet hate of mine changing it,  so I tend to leave it a while.  I should know better as JFW points out the ladies don't like it..I always try to go round to theirs.


The trick is to turn it inside out, then put your hands inside it, find the top corners, match them up with the corners on the duvet, and turn in back out again.

Hey presto Cheesy


How gay for knowing that.

(It's what I do)

 Cheesy
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 16:58:55 »

Explains a lot
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 17:01:03 »

I haven't always had the luxury of a bint to do all the household chores.

(I like to think of them as the good old days Cheesy )
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 17:07:12 »

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I've got a problem with the duvet cover......its a pet hate of mine changing it,  so I tend to leave it a while.  I should know better as JFW points out the ladies don't like it..I always try to go round to theirs.


The trick is to turn it inside out, then put your hands inside it, find the top corners, match them up with the corners on the duvet, and turn in back out again.

Hey presto Cheesy


  My brain just isn't wired up for stuff like that....I use a method more like putting up a tent, at which I'm expert,  but I do tend to need motivation...like knowing a bird is coming round.
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 17:08:52 »

I change my bedsheets every 3 or 4 days  Cheesy

I also do the corner garbbing method.

I'm the polar opposite of Ben though, I cannot stand mess and my house is spotless.

I wash up as soon as i've finished dinner, mop the wood floor every 2 or 3 days and wash the bathroom completely once a week.

I dust my TV everyday  Oops
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 17:29:40 »

I quite enjoy tidying and cleaning and stuff. Just not very good at keeping things tidy.
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 18:54:46 »

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I change my bedsheets every 3 or 4 days  Cheesy

I also do the corner garbbing method.

I'm the polar opposite of Ben though, I cannot stand mess and my house is spotless.

I wash up as soon as i've finished dinner, mop the wood floor every 2 or 3 days and wash the bathroom completely once a week.

I dust my TV everyday  Oops


Are you my mother?Huh?

Would you mind popping round to ours please.....
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 19:49:04 »

Will you pay me?
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 19:52:57 »

We hire a cleaner once a week to do all this cleaning lark!
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 20:13:44 »

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I change my bedsheets every 3 or 4 days  Cheesy



You either

a) Refer yourself back to the OCD post

b) Shag a lot with a lot of birds that use different perfumes

c) wank a lot over your car



I'm going for C

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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, April 2, 2008, 20:33:46 »

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I change my bedsheets every 3 or 4 days  Cheesy

I also do the corner garbbing method.

I'm the polar opposite of Ben though, I cannot stand mess and my house is spotless.

I wash up as soon as i've finished dinner, mop the wood floor every 2 or 3 days and wash the bathroom completely once a week.

I dust my TV everyday  Oops


Thats is not right. Definately something up there.
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« Reply #29 on: Thursday, April 3, 2008, 11:42:09 »

Clean sheets and being a slag do not going hand in hand:

went out friday pulled a bird took her home did the deed bit forcefull this one so got a bit rough in bed. woke up she went. went out again saturday most have been my lucky weekend pulled another young lady took her home got into bed and she said the bed was wet pulled the sheet back and there was bloody stain and a used jonny!!!!!!!!!! she must of been a right slut because she said nevermind pushed the jonny off the bed, put a t=shirt over the stain and well she called me ggggggggggggggggggggggg a few times!
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