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« Reply #2791 on: Friday, April 24, 2020, 04:19:20 » |
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Over 3k deaths in the USA today and my State has deemed it is safe to have a massage, get a tattoo and your hair cut from tomorrow. Needless to say I will be staying home.
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« Reply #2792 on: Friday, April 24, 2020, 04:37:17 » |
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Oh, and Trump does need help, so dont knock the request for support.
Oh, financial and not mental? OK
He has been busy suggesting the sun will fix this, or maybe drinking or injecting disinfectant. The Darwin Awards could be busy this year.
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michael
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« Reply #2793 on: Friday, April 24, 2020, 05:44:46 » |
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There is some science behind it actually. The bottom line is, if you inject or drink detol, you will not die of COVID-19.
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« Reply #2794 on: Friday, April 24, 2020, 05:46:42 » |
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There is some science behind it actually. The bottom line is, if you inject or drink detol, you will not die of COVID-19.
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Mr Stevens
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« Reply #2795 on: Friday, April 24, 2020, 07:26:29 » |
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Something just struck me this morning. My hair is getting very long and it may be many months before I can get it cut. Can someone point me in the direction of the six foot long scissors which obviously the politicians use so they can look smart and dapper every night on TV while maintaining social distancing.
I hope they wouldn't break the rules and put the NHS at risk for the sake of vanity.
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Take your chips and fuck off home.
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« Reply #2796 on: Friday, April 24, 2020, 07:35:22 » |
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And the orange pasty headed twat (thanks Tans) must use a team of architects to get what's left of his hair sorted every morning.
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Take your chips and fuck off home.
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« Reply #2797 on: Friday, April 24, 2020, 08:35:51 » |
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There is some science behind it actually. The bottom line is, if you inject or drink detol, you will not die of COVID-19.
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Sippo
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« Reply #2798 on: Friday, April 24, 2020, 08:48:33 » |
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I heard TCP was better. That stuff stings like a bitch.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #2799 on: Friday, April 24, 2020, 08:53:29 » |
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I reckon Professor Trump should be the one to trial this idea on himself
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I come from a land down-under
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« Reply #2800 on: Friday, April 24, 2020, 09:31:56 » |
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I haven’t watched the Uk briefing for a few weeks but I have been watching Trumps most nights. It’s utterly fascinating- every minute during his questions at the end you have to say to yourself this is the POTUS with disbelief. it’s brilliant when CNN ask him questions and just waiting for his response. it really is like a comedy sketch
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #2801 on: Friday, April 24, 2020, 10:22:38 » |
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Only a fool does not know when to hold his tongue.
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« Reply #2802 on: Friday, April 24, 2020, 10:35:32 » |
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That orange pasty headed twat can fuck right off. Cunt.
I bet Boris will say we’ll end up bailing him out i suspect
That's probably what the phone call between Johnson and Trump earlier in the week was about. At least, let's hope it was that and not Trump passing on his latest breakthrough medical advice. SKY BREAKING: PM rushed to hospital with bleach poisoning |
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« Reply #2804 on: Friday, April 24, 2020, 10:37:57 » |
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Jesus. Literally offering up the people she was elected to serve as sacrificial lambs in an experiment. |
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