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Anyone fancy taking my place at this?? Cant make the VIP think now

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Your easily chuckled!

I know. Its what you told me on saturday.  :D

Im lost!, PM me mate ?

No.  :mrgreen:

Bushey I can take that off your hands if no one else wants it!!

Actually if another forumer wants it go for them, I was supposed to get a couple of mates tickets for this but as Fred had two spare I nabbed them and couldn't be arsed to get the other fella a ticket.

So forumers if you want it speak now!!

there are still two spare anyway Jan, without Bushey pulling out prematurely (again  :wink: )

Fred, i never put the second cheque in the post... and i notice the first still hasn't been cashed... how do you wanna play it? If you PM me your bank details, do you want me to just transfer it?

that will be cool Dave

Here's where we stand, bookings and money wise


FRED       (PAID)
SAM               (PAID)
NICKIE      (PAID)
SONIC            
LUCI      
BATCH      (PAID)
GIV US AN S      
CHUBBS      (PAID)
DB      
SPUDDY      
FOGGY      (PAID)
DV85      
JANAAGE      (PAID)
JANS MATE   (PAID)
JANS MATE        (PAID)
AL              (PAID)
SCOTTY      (PAID)
SCOTTY BRUV
LARWOOD         (PART PAID)



I make that 1 place spare, need confirmation from Luci too

C,mon DV et all ,the man has been good enough to organise this and pay for it up front..time to cough up the cash!

Thanks Foggy, admittedly, with the £2K spent on the car in the last week things are a little tight

Needless to say, instead of Florida, me and Jen are going to Butlins for a week

She is not impressed

I feel your pain, I've got a week at Pontins (Devon). Looking forward to the day when I can go abroad again...

Fred, if you mean Lucy as in Birdy, she is going but booked on the L&P table. Scab.  :D

Nah mate, sorry meant Luci

Can i apologise to Fred about not paying up yet, ive been offline for 2 weeks.

I do still want to go and will have to sort out some sort of payment method asap.

Ah right, she's gone pubbing/dogging in poxfordshire with Birdy, Blackcurrant and Village so doubt you'll get a reply on here tonight.

I realise that, what with the move and everything

Chill

That's cool mate

When you back up this way again ?

Be good to meet up for a beer and Jen wants to see Lucy's horses

Not sure yet, hopefully before the new season!

45 minute drive from yours to the horses, sure Jen would enjoy a trip to the countryside one weekend.

She asks me every week mate

It would be cool

nice of them to invite me :(

It was a bit hastily arranged but Lady's going to give you a call as they're in the Snooty Fox just down the road from you. Soz  :D

haha i was only joking. i'm skint after buying a present for my father anyway and need to save petrol

Need confirmation that my mate is still up for it, as he's in sweden at the moment, I've sent him a text and should hear back tomorrow Fred, I may take another place then if you don't mind!

I'll come to the horsies?

Thats cool Jan

Is it a shirt and tie jobbie again?

By that I clearly meant a suit and tie jobbie!

yes mate.

Told a lot of people bullshit saturday Id imagine.  You not the only one Chris.

He didn't say anything about you Luce. Wouldn't worry about it! I know how good you are!  :wink:  :mrgreen:

You can't eat them Chubbs and you won't be able to charm them with your ankles  :D

is that supposted to be a hint of irony?

what is it with my ankles?

we love your ankles, you just don't get them out enough  :D

You got up then?!

 :mrgreen:

yes, still half cut and hung over, poor Village had to open my back door for me, put the lights on and put me inside :o  Then I fell out the front door oops  :oops:

Summers here, they will be out birdy, dont u worry.

 :beers: I might let you stroke my horse  :wink:

What did you get him?Just being nosey as its Fathers day this Sunday and i've got no idea what to get my Dad  :)

Erm,i'd fancy going to the dinner if there are still places and its not too expensive of course 8)

shit fathers day, shit shit shit, ummm,


shit.

:soapy tit wank:
Forgotten about it then Chubbs?

i got my dad some john wayne films

I was only going to get mine sweets !I'm such a bad daughter  :oops:

I got Fred a bottle of Tia Maria

for jenna to give him? :wink:

i didnt forget, just didint realise it was so soon :?

Fred's my dad. Well according to Zoe anyway.

did she think that? is that where that came from? bless my Zo  :soapy tit wank:

MK away.

Zoe: Oi Fred is that your son?

Fred & Si: Hahahahaha

that story is so funny I just wet myself.

Really? It wasn't supposed to be funny, I'm sorry that I made you spoil your knickers.

I didn't spoil them. I can wash them.

Its truth !

the tms 50th anniversary book (cos i want to read it first) and kp's autobiography.

did you buy him a lawnmower ?

Always a good idea to get someone something you want  :wink: My Dad doesn't like cricket,he's just got into Sudoku though,think i'll get him a a book of the pointless puzzles.... and a pen  :D

Larwood, get him any old puzzle book and just buy a flash pen to tart it up a bit!  :soapy tit wank:

Thats my plan,although instead of the flash pen i'll get him a pack of biros instead,i'm really going to push the boat out  :)

You going for the super flash Bright Orangy yellow Bic pens?  :mrgreen:

:nod:  With black ink if possible  :soapy tit wank:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

You do make me laugh hun  :D

You make me laugh too :D

I've been added to the VIP list  :D bagsy the seat between Spuddy and DV  :wink:

haha, I really hope someone brings a camera and gives you a few too many smirnoff ices  :mrgreen:

Larwood when i saw you the other day was you winking at me ?

No  :o  :soapy tit wank:   I didn't know what to do quite honestly! I never do when i see TEFers in the 'real' world   :oops:

hmmm you gave me the eye did'nt you

done and done!

What do you take me for  :shock: I don't drink Smirnoff ices anymore,give me Stella ! :wink:

Fred, Has teh ticket gone? Just wanna know you wont be out of pocket

Why aint you going Ash?

Snow White said he can't.

Did you tuck the young lady in then?

 :wink:

Few reasons but one being wont have seen teh footy lads together for a long time and fancy that, no offence

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Right I will arrange a 48 hour bender for teh l;ads when your mans back from Glasto!!!  Were see if your laughing





















Just messing

Wouldn't put anything past you lot! I've just been informed of the "fixture list piss up"! I mean, really?!
We're all a lookin forward to it but do you really need to spend all night in a pub being "manly" about it!?!

ha ha ha I wondered if he was going! I am playing football so no plans to go, actually rouge night is a Thursday! I will look after him.  Only joking.......

Rouge night you say?

Love the way you keep "joking" anyone would think i was likely to kick you or something! It's all in jest dear i know....He's coming home here so no Rouge for him im afraid... although im sure you'll find your way alone

Disgusting places those strip clubs.

I hear if you pay enough some strippers put out?

Well i paid half a week's wages and all i got was a hangover!

I heard that aswell  :mrgreen:

Me too  :D

Fred,

Put me down for another space please mate - so that's Me plus two now - hope that's ok, I will transfer money over asap (on confirmation that this is ok).

Thats fine Jan

Ahem......................

 :wink:

I just sent you £30 cos I couldn't remember how much it was.  All square Frederico?!?!?

Fred you'll need to e mail Luci about this.

oh yeah, Nationwide online banking didnt recognise the sortcode/acc number combination!

lies

Coolio

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Its a NW account too !!!!

i know. And i work there. Its an embarrassment.

lies

tut tut tut.

Im a tad annoyed, I wont be organising it again

Whoops! :oops:

best not tell anyone how much you got in that bank account dan  :D

fuck all.....and I never told anyone nothing.

I'll get paid a few peanuts on monday though.

Fred, I've PM'd you but I'm 99% sure we had a converstion re this last Saturday................I think James was sitting next to me if I remember rightly.

I can't get the night off work for this so does anybody want to take my place?

when is this again

6th August

6th of August

6th of August 2007

Thats a tuesday then, ye? :shock:

Monday

Fred, expect me to turn up at your house shortly after 6 to deliver my cash, by hand, in person.

 :D
I was concerned you weren't going to come :(

Nah, not at all. 8)

I've had postal issues, followed by technical online bank issues, followed by memory issues, then lastly followed by Bennett not giving him the money 2 minutes after he'd agreed to issues.

I'm just pleased your going to be there  :D You do tend to let me down :wink:

theres always one.
 :D

Do I?  :|

Talking of posties I jsut found out the daily postie at my work is none other than Leggett!  :soapy tit wank:

bit late isn't he?

Thats Royal Mail for you  :soapy tit wank:

shoot him

ok

i knew i could rely on you birdy. ;-)

I want payment in full this time Chubbs not bits and pieces here and there  :o

dont know what your on about.

 :D

:mrgreen:

His gf lets him work!  :shock:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Right then,what is the cunning plan for this event?like where are we meeting?what time?do they need car registrations at the ground?What do you all look like?

I know what you look like...............so I'll be hiding  :wink:

I have no idea what time we need to arrive or anything. I'm going straight from work.

Does it start around 6pm ish?

 :shock:  fuck I hope not

Luc I have prob got it wrong.  I wasn't even here when this was booked anyhow!

Well if the game starts at 7.45 and the meal is before the game then 6ish sounds about right to me.Though never having been to one of these events before i'm not that sure.Fred is the man who'll know :D

Anyway the meals aren't up to much you could probably take a KFC in with you and no one would mind  :wink:

It would not suprise me if its a 6.00 - 6.15 sit down

Ill find out

Im going to find you and give you a big hug!

 :oops: and a sloppy kiss?

Need you ask? I know what Fred looks/Sounds like,Jaan looks like Steve Mcmanaman but the rest of you are a mystery.

I've got a half day on the Monday and Tuesday, so who's up for some pre and post match beers?

i intend of having monday and tuesday off, so yes,

Ditto

Trying to swing a work from home day and a lift in so I'll be up for a few beers unlike Accy when I had to stay sober :beers:

i look like ronaldo. the brazilian one...

i'll pop down early and have one or two if i'm driving home later

Just emailed Ben, he sent me an Itinerary.


The Legends Game
Monday 6th August 2007
Kick Off  7.30pm




6.00pm    Arrival & registration at Main Reception in the Arkell’s Stand   

6.05pm   Collect your match tickets from Main Reception

6.10pm    Hot and Cold Buffet

7.15pm   Take your seats for the first half

7.30pm    Kick Off

8.15pm    Half time Refreshments

8.30pm    Second Half

9.15pm    Full time and Pay Bar Facilities

9.30pm   Thank you for coming, have a safe journey home.


Dress Code: Casual, Jeans and Trainers Permitted

We Hope You Enjoy The Game


Shame Whits isn't coming considering the dress code  :mrgreen:

"SMART CASUAL"

15 mins bar time at the end?  Thats a bit crap.

Yeah agreed,i was hoping some of the legends might turn up and have a few beers with us :(

Oh and the dress codes a bit dissappointing as well,i was hoping the blokes would have to make some effort.Thank god i haven't brought my bloke a orange tie though :wink:

There goes any (off) chance of meeting a Legend I guess :( maybe that is why they are closing up early, perhaps they are having some private do...

Oh well, I have Tuesday off. I'm sure we'll find somewhere to move on to:)

I need to check Fred has still kept me on the list actually!  :soapy tit wank:

I guess theres 1 houe 5 mins during the "buffet" than bar facilities can be used!

a buffet!!! and Smart casual!!!

Ive brought a new skirt!!!

oh my life!!

Lads, We all going suited and booted? I aint been going to the gym for nothing

I thought it would be smart too and was planning on buying new outfit  :(

Prob still will anyway just for sake of getting new stuff  :D

Too right, I'm getting suited & booted.

Fucking 'smart casual' indeed. And a fucking buffet? I didn't pay £30 to have a few cocktail sausages and cheese and pineapple sticks. Shoddy to say the least.

I have also been on a diet to prepare for aformentioned skirt

Im going to write a letter of complaint to Ben Lambert and DEMAND her changes the dress code!!

the food of kings

well, it'd be since to wear my suite for something that wasnt a funeral  :(

 :nod:   :oops:

That closing time is a disgrace.  Wankers.

If I don't meet Jan I won't be happy.

oh, and I can't be the only one happy that's it's abuffet, especially after the dross they served at the last time we went VIP.

I agree a buffet has to be an improvement on the school dinner esq style of the meals!

Cheese and Pineapple is ace though  8)

But I bloody hate quiche  :x

I'm going in a suit, will probably go in a tie as well.

I heard the food was shit but at least make some effort ffs, a hot and cold buffet? Might as well go to Pizza Hut at lunchtime, it's cheaper.

two things:

There had better be breaded hot brie
I can come as my usual shabby self!! Get in...!!

I recently went to a funeral and the buffet included hot mini toad in the holes.  Bloody nice, but no fucking gravy  :-))(

Even KFC do gravy

Suited and booted all the way i reckon chaps! lets show those fuckers that the TEF has some style and class!

we do?

I did say "Some" :D

In marketing speak that meal wass "sumptuous" :)

Could it be the 'goodbye and have a safe journey home' is just a Phil King thank-you speech and not last orders time...

no Batch, it's marketing speak for fuck off cunts

Silly really as if they kept it open later they'd make a killing in the bar....

I'll probably end up in the County anyway, so I'll just end up there sooner. Happy days.

Suited and Booted for Fred, fucking dissappointed at the dress code (takes the shine off it all together imho)

Fucking vol-au-vents ?????????   WTF is all that about ?

Im going to have a word with Phil and get him to drag the fucking lot of em over to CGH afterwards

I feel let down !

Fred due to disposable money issues (a week before pay day) ok to send over the money to you on wednesday (pay day!)?

I've had a shocker!

It's not what i had expected for a VIP thing, to be honest... ah well, i'll make the most of it.

I may dress smart for it, but i'll have to shave off my beard that i've attempted to grow in honour of Chris Blackburn...

yes mate of course

Soon as mine goes in Tues you'll get it that day too mate. (providing you haven't removed me from your list)  8)

Still there Lady

£30 is a bit steep for that, but considering it's for charity (apparently) it's not so tragic.



i'll be suited and booted as well. if i found where i packed my suit by then  :mrgreen:

Can i just confirm that all the fellas are going suited and booted? are you meeting anywhere beforehand? I dont want to be stood in the reception area shouting "Any one seen Fred Elliot or Jan Agge?"

I'm going suited and booted. Probably be partaking in a few beers somewhere in town beforehand.

1/2 day at work thank god. Monday avo and Tues Morning....

I shall be suited and booted and in the CGH from 5pm

Ill be wearing a red carnation  :wink:

Same here  :D

Its the way forward  :beers:

I got 2 weeks off

 8)  8)

i'll be suited and booted, provinding my work at the gym has done well, will have to see if it still fits when i get home, will give me a week to get sorted for it if need be.

and carrying a copy of 442 no doubt!! 8)

8)

Right then, i will meet you in the CGH just after 5 if that is ok ?

I'll be at the CGH about 5:30ish. Anyone recommend anywhere safe to dump the car for the night?

I'll try and get to the CGH for 5pm if I can.

Yup same as!

Cool

Tesco?

What are you ladies wearing?I've got my outfit planned already[i'm such a shallow person  :(  ] I'll be in my green,black and cream flowered 1940's stlye Topshop dress and my green blister inducing wedges  :)  I'll look like a proper lady, until the second carona that is  :D

You on the booze already Larwood  :D

Have emailed you BTW.

Nah,just planning the nights activities a week ahead :D

ha ha ha shame I can't drink too  :cry:

Just as i cant be arsed to go through the pages,

Whats time does this all kick off? as i have a minor set back? I need to be in shrivenham at 2.15 and will be leaving there by 4 ish i hope but depending on traffic dont know how long it iwll take me to get back.
If need be, i'll re-schedule.

I really cant be arsed with this anymore...... :|

Without going all political - are we wearing the orange ties again or is that strictly last season's colour?

I'm not wearing orange, I'm going to get myself a new shirt/tie combo for this one  :D

I think you should all wear ties with zoo animals on.

Im coming straight from work so i will just be wearing shirt jeans and shoes i think. If its a spanking hot day i cant be bothered getting all hot and stuff in a suit. I would rather just be comfy.

Does the bar actually close at 9.30? So 15 mins to buy a drink and drink it after?

What time and where we meeting - I havent been on here for a month and dont have time to read everything.

Fucking gayness of a training centre have rescheduled my lessons so I can't book Monday and Tuesday off.

Apparently according to the itinerary Birdy got from Lambert.

Think its CGH at around 5 ish......

Nice one skippy,so why the fuss about not being on the list?

Chubbs,I think that you can get your ticket at main reception at 18.00 and the buffet starts at 18.15. Go to seats at 1915 for 19.30 kick off.

Ahh no problems there then, good news.

I've missed you Chubbs, I hope your ankles will be on show for myself and Larwood  :wink:

:soapy tit wank:
He's talked about being suited and booted though :( Sure he'll give us a flash if we ask nicely  :D

I might turn up wearing just my football

 :o don't tease foggy that isn't fair  :oops:  :wink:

ey foggy, get out of my lime light.!!! :mrgreen:

i might give you a peek if you and larwood are nice to me.
 :P

We are always nice to you.  Maybe you and foggy could have a mud wrestle  :o

i'm in if there's a mud wrestle?

Hmmm I swear my orginal post said 'anymore' which means I wanted to go to it....but right now I cant be arsed

As in I was before, but not so much right now.

Damn me for having a change of opinion, what a cunt I am  :roll:

I've already paid up so it doesnt matter either way

 :o  I've heard you are up for anything  :wink:

Dv cheer up ffs!!!

piss off  :D

I dunno, I've suddenly really gone off football  :shock:

Just get pissed instead.

I've been thinking about this and maybe i shouldn't be worried about what the other girls are going to wear but what Mr Blackcurrant will be attired in instead :wink:

no women and no children!

Golf Jumper petition is in order I think  :D

So long as he stays away from any flowery patterned clothing i'll be happy  :)

Damn it! Flowery shirt was top of my agenda!

This should have been themed on a decade for the amusement factor!

It is isnt it?

what with all the past players, I'm so gonna find out my 93 diamond lesiure shirt!!

Might be a bit of a squeeze seen as I'm not 7 anymore

Righteo

Had an e mail from the club requesting a list of names of those attending.

Could you please PM me your real names asap and I promise not to broadcast across tinterweb

Mucho Gracias !

why do they need our real names?

put me down as Mr Sonic Youth, Esq.

Seb Chubbski!!!

 8)

Fuck knows mate


Hi Andy,
 
I hope you are well?
 
Thank you for your payment for the Legends game. Can you please forward me a guest list for the legends game that we can put on the front desk to avoid any confusion on the evening.
 
Many thanks - look forward to seeing you on Monday!
 
Sarah  
 
Sarah Mildenhall

why havent they asked me that for our lot???

Im worried now!

the tef kru had a personal security guard last time they sponsored a game.

yeah well! my dads bigger than your dad! :P

i don't think he is actually.

anyway, my point was that we're probably being labelled as troublemakers hence the asking for names...

no my dad is quite skimpy to be fair and your dad has a beard!

Health and safety requirement if I remember rightly from when we went VIP. Incase the Arkells burns down etc..

We did indeed  

 :mrgreen:

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/IMGP0071-1.jpg

Proof im not a midget. Cunts

redbullzeye looks like he's about to pull out a couple of shooters!

Nah, I never put any effort those sorts of things. The 'rock legends' party we held at uni I went as Shane McGowan. All I did was paint some teeth black and get pasted. Easy.

I went on a bit of looting around Hollywood recently. If anybody wants to go to a party dressed as Ash or Si Pie, then PM me. I managed to get hold of the machine out of Honey I Shrunk The Kids.

Or Rick Maranis

Fred Im stressing!!
get me some Rosé - quick!!

Ill courier some over hun


chill


Have spoken to other VIP'ers and it's only us hun

The club make me feel unimportant and uncool!

I want to be a rebel like you!!

Believe me ...............no you don't hun

Freaky.........................just put you and Zoe on my wall of fame !

wall of fame???

is that porn?? :shock:  :soapy tit wank:

Zoe is away this weekend - I miss her  :(

Hold on.......................... Ill take a pic of my office !

ooooh exciting!

My office !

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/FredElliot_2006/IMGP0217-1.jpg

Not very exciting !

oh wow thats really cool!! I can see me and Zoe

Thats one of my favourite photos of us actually!!

Happy days

Every single one of those photo's makes me chuckle or smile in a happy way

Lets make new photos on Monday!!!

That would be ace

Hi Fred,
           Have PMd you my details.

nice wall fred. murcielage, f355 and a vanquish? nice choices fella! :P



and my, on cripplesticks, ace :D

I assume we are still on for meeting (suited and booted ) in the CGH from about 5 onwards?

I will be there!

i'll be at the cgh for five.

Me too

Cool, see you about 5:30 then.

me too maybe a bit before.

Im driving now as drinking doesnt feel like a good idea!

Ive got Docs appt at 4 so will go straight from there

Be in the CGH about 4.30

Right,thats me finished for the day! See ya all in the county @ 17.00

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:   when I first read this I thought you'd said "hooters".  I was Fred's security guy  8)

That's me finished work for the day as well 8)

See everyone in the CGH at 5ish.

Me too! I'm not suiting it now for definite, the weather is far too good!

My boss has just turned up so might have to hang on a bit before going home  :x

everyone's going suited and booted yeah?

I am Sonic.

I might do, but its going to be mentally hot.....

Oh yes.

Yep, the tie might come off later though.

I think everyone except me and Give_Us_An_S will be in a suit, Sonic.

agreed.

I doubt i'll be able to get to the CGH before six  :(  You lot will wait won't you?

Im debating the suit, maybe just a shirt and tie combo will surfice.

so long as its not a flowery tie  :wink: i think that is the best option Chubbs  8)