Japs eye-ing group stage progression

[Abrahammer]

Newly appointed Japanese manager Abrahammer today declared his intent to take his side through to the knockout stages. 

Whilst devouring a meal of Whale & Dolphin sushi Abrahammer he polity told the assembled media, who were all under 5ft '5, "I think our chances of progression are reliant on the level of the fascination the TEF have for Asian women"

Before Abrahammer was able to expand on this point any further he informed the media that he was late for a night at a karaoke bar. At this point he got a camera out and proceeded to take 100's of pointless photos on his way out of the room.

[Nemo]

Japan's team kit is certainly a vote winner:

[Talk Talk]

Are anime stunners allowed?