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« Reply #3375 on: Monday, June 13, 2011, 21:42:00 »

cunts

what really annoys me is when a car or van - usually a van - is parked on the side of the road behind another car or van and has it's hazard lights on - to all and a sundry it looks as if the indicator is on as you approach, stupid
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« Reply #3376 on: Monday, June 13, 2011, 22:49:08 »

Being unprepared for an exam.
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« Reply #3377 on: Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 07:07:31 »

The filling of television programmes (I've noticed it mainly in things like the cop shows) with pointless fluff.

At the start you get an outline of what's coming up tonight. Then before the ads you get a summary of what's coming after the break. Once you've returned from the ads, you get told what happened before the break. At the end of the show you get told what's coming next week. Jesus it pisses me off. It's like TV for retards.

Fuck off and give me 10 minutes more of something watchable, I'm not a spastic.
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« Reply #3378 on: Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 08:07:52 »

The filling of television programmes (I've noticed it mainly in things like the cop shows) with pointless fluff.

At the start you get an outline of what's coming up tonight. Then before the ads you get a summary of what's coming after the break. Once you've returned from the ads, you get told what happened before the break. At the end of the show you get told what's coming next week. Jesus it pisses me off. It's like TV for retards.

Fuck off and give me 10 minutes more of something watchable, I'm not a spastic.

Mainly US shows Barry ??
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« Reply #3379 on: Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 08:12:46 »

Mainly US shows Barry ??

It used to be, but it's becoming the same for our shows I tell thee. Idiocracy is prophecy.
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« Reply #3380 on: Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 08:29:30 »

It used to be, but it's becoming the same for our shows I tell thee. Idiocracy is prophecy.

Yep - something that pisses me off is the rogue trader part of watchdog - the fact that it is split into mulitpe parts over the course of 1 hour. For fucks sake we know what will happen, the chap will confront him for doing something badly wrong and the rogue will get in his van a drive off so FFS just show us in one go.
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« Reply #3381 on: Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 15:50:14 »

That's not a hat.
You look like a twat.
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« Reply #3382 on: Tuesday, June 14, 2011, 22:45:00 »

Take That
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« Reply #3383 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 16:56:12 »

Where I live is at the bottom of a small hill, which little kids often ride down on scooters and skateboards and stuff. At the bottom of the hill though there is a corner, meaning if you're driving in the other direction you can't see the bottom of the hill untill quite late.

Last week some kid got hit by a car, and after a rather lenghty spell of roadside treatment got taken away in an ambulance. Yet, unbelievably, there are kids doing the same thing right now.
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« Reply #3384 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 17:19:52 »

Amelia's in Chippenham. £300 for a prom dress for my daughter and the bitch that is Amelia treats my wife and daughter like fucking dirt. I'm thinking of a suitable "punishment".
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« Reply #3385 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 17:24:13 »

Send her on a skateboard down the hill by Dave.
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« Reply #3386 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 17:31:10 »

Amelia's in Chippenham. £300 for a prom dress for my daughter and the bitch that is Amelia treats my wife and daughter like fucking dirt. I'm thinking of a suitable "punishment".

Arson?
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« Reply #3387 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 18:21:32 »

Rape?
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« Reply #3388 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 18:56:31 »

Pillage?
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« Reply #3389 on: Wednesday, June 15, 2011, 19:09:23 »

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