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DMR

« Reply #75 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 20:51:03 »

I thought mine was bad at £150.

I salute you. Us squares need to stick together!

150 sheets? Fuck me you're at yooni ain't ya, I racked that up by driving around smashed anyway.
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« Reply #76 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 21:12:25 »

Yeah, but i'm in bath where the girls are twice as smart and therefore half as likely to fellate me, to paraphrase superbad
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« Reply #77 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 21:17:02 »

Yeah, but i'm in bath where the girls are twice as smart and therefore half as likely to fellate me, to paraphrase superbad

It must be a Bath thing then. Squares City!
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« Reply #78 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 21:24:38 »

Nah, we're just not so uncouth
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« Reply #79 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 22:45:44 »

A big 'well done' to those involved with the snow clearance today. Yet I find one aspect slightly puzzling, if not annoying. Much has been said recently with regard to the club engaging with the local community and, at the same time, attempting to attract younger supporters. Lo and behold, we find kids from Marlborough College (10 miles away and with no local affiliation) clearing our pitch while Swindon kids don't get involved. Any ideas ?
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« Reply #80 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 22:51:06 »

Swindon kids don't go to college
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« Reply #81 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 22:52:52 »

does it matter?
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« Reply #82 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 22:54:34 »

does it matter?

Some might say they aren't educated as well as the Marlborough bunch
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« Reply #83 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 23:06:46 »

Are you missing the point ? I would have preferred that Swindon school kids were involved with their local club rather than distant 11-18 year old public school kids who probably live in London, Scotland etc.
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« Reply #84 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 23:11:00 »

Some might say they aren't educated as well as the Marlborough bunch
i reckon they'd be right
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« Reply #85 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 23:19:58 »

I heard they got paid too
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« Reply #86 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 23:21:00 »

Some might say they aren't educated as well as the Marlborough bunch

Ours are more like the Marlboro bunch.
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« Reply #87 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 23:28:00 »

nah. rothmans royals or mayfair superkings
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« Reply #88 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 23:29:39 »

If they had cleared the pitch they could have been the Marlboro 100(s)
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« Reply #89 on: Friday, January 15, 2010, 23:32:19 »

I heard they got paid too
             There we have it then. The pupils from Marlborough Colledge were actually teachers and dinner ladies in disguise. The Adver geezer got suspicious after noticing several tall people wearing shorts, carrying hockey sticks and chanting ''tally ho, let's go, there's only one Charles Awstin innit''.
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