I just been sent this email. Dont know if you've alredy got it, but its a little bit funny.
Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she
spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a
very large shark. Through her binoculars she could see it was Cristiano
Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20
foot shark!
The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor
man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in
time. At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing
white tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and
fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two
reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs,
beat the shark to death. They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious
Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a
hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ...... It was the Queen
calling them to the yacht.
On reaching the yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and
said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the
England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the
England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for
sportsmanship to other countries." She knighted them and sailed away.
As
she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!" "That," Beckham
answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and
knows everything about our country."
"Well," Rooney replied, "she knows F all about shark fishing. How's the
bait holding up ?"
