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Don Rogers Shop

« Reply #135 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 18:57:49 »

Make us do it on the moon?
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flammableBen

« Reply #136 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 19:00:49 »

Fuck me we put a man on the moon nearly fifty years ago,surely a more foolproof and inexpensive way of doing a national census should be available today.

We haven't been back in my lifetime, we're obviously going down hill.
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« Reply #137 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 19:02:37 »

Make us do it on the moon?

Complete waste of £200 million quid.
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« Reply #138 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 19:56:37 »

In the end I went with (as my facebook clique will have already seen)

[url width=800 height=600]http://i.imgur.com/Au1sc.jpg[/url]

Thanks for the inspiration iffy.

Isn't it beautiful that in 100 years time a young child will look its father in his eyes and say 'Was great grandaddy Ben always a bit of a cock?'. And your grandson will have to say 'Yes, but at least he didn't put Jedi'.
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« Reply #139 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 20:00:43 »

Isn't it beautiful that in 100 years time a young child will look its father in his eyes and say 'Was great grandaddy Ben always a bit of a cock?'. And your grandson will have to say 'Yes, but at least he didn't put Jedi'.

I did think that one of my descendants in 100 years time could have a bit of a giggle
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« Reply #140 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 20:05:05 »

i filled it it out as i can't be arsed with the aggro if i dont.
i stuck with my jedi beliefs but have now become a jedi master,rather than the jedi knight i once was.
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« Reply #141 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 20:20:11 »

I say that FB but I just recreated the 1901 Census on today's form and just added 110 to the age of each of the six people who used to live here.
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iffy

« Reply #142 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 20:33:43 »

That's brilliant. I'd decided "an accident of circumstance" is probably the best description of national identity, but just a little too long.
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flammableBen

« Reply #143 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 20:54:00 »

That's brilliant. I'd decided "an accident of circumstance" is probably the best description of national identity, but just a little too long.


That's the best answer. Just put it in anyway.
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« Reply #144 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 20:59:34 »

Just filled in mine, disappointed myself by not answering anything with a silly answer (was tempted to put my religion down as Islam just to help upset the Daily Star).

I did get a massive ego trip in giving my job title as "Chief Administrative Officer" though. That'll look well good in 100 years time...

One of my flatmates is nursing a fairly epic hangover and wrestling with the question about your general state of health.
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« Reply #145 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 21:13:07 »

The goverment doesn't care about individuals it does things in the scale of millions. Accept the fact you are a number and nothing more. Noone is out to get you.

Doesn''t he play for Brighton
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« Reply #146 on: Monday, March 28, 2011, 18:33:31 »

Couldn't come up with anything as creative as Ben.

Religion: Swindon Town
Occupation: Software Engineer
What did you do: Engineer Software.

And by being jobless I get to answer fewer questions. yay me.
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« Reply #147 on: Tuesday, June 21, 2011, 12:03:38 »

Lots of rumours that the census data has been hacked, no evidence that it's true yet

http://thenextweb.com/industry/2011/06/21/lulzsec-supposedly-claims-its-biggest-coup-yet-the-entire-uk-2011-census/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheNextWeb+%28The+Next+Web+All+Stories%29
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« Reply #148 on: Tuesday, June 21, 2011, 12:16:16 »

Haha, I begrudgingly filled it in with lies anyway.
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« Reply #149 on: Tuesday, June 21, 2011, 17:31:35 »

Haha, I begrudgingly filled it in with lies anyway.
ditto
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