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STFC_Gazza

« on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 20:23:37 »

Don't you just love the sun?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 20:26:30 »

That's ridiculous.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 20:27:36 »

When I saw the title of this thread and that Gazza started it, I almost believed it.
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STFC_Gazza

« Reply #3 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 20:27:54 »

When I saw the title of this thread and that Gazza started it, I almost believed it.

It's good to try new things you know?

Those damn stray sperm!
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Rich Pullen

« Reply #4 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 20:30:41 »

That's what ye get for taking a dip in Lake Bukkake.
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STFC_Gazza

« Reply #5 on: Thursday, July 9, 2009, 20:33:31 »

That's what ye get for taking a dip in Lake Bukkake.

Sorry, cum again?
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, July 10, 2009, 15:10:16 »

When I saw the title of this thread and that Gazza started it, I almost believed it.

I thought it was gonna say that Gazza was pregnant
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, July 10, 2009, 15:12:37 »

Sorry, cum again?

Love it
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, July 10, 2009, 15:15:19 »

Someone got a bit confused when asked to perform their best stroke in the pool, clearly.
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, July 10, 2009, 15:23:48 »

Bloody Poles, coming over here taking taking our sperm. Angry
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, July 10, 2009, 15:48:28 »

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« Reply #11 on: Friday, July 10, 2009, 17:10:35 »

Of course JFW will back me up that this is a very common occurrence in swimming pools and cross legged swimming is recommended for any female who wants to limit the risk. I'm sure JFW must take measures with appropriate personal protective equipment when lifeguarding. Unfortunately the problems for the Polish girl may be increased if the pool had camel spunk in it !
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, July 13, 2009, 10:51:11 »

Of course JFW will back me up that this is a very common occurrence in swimming pools and cross legged swimming is recommended for any female who wants to limit the risk. I'm sure JFW must take measures with appropriate personal protective equipment when lifeguarding. Unfortunately the problems for the Polish girl may be increased if the pool had camel spunk in it !


yep! very true!
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, July 13, 2009, 12:58:09 »

Does this mean that for a male, swimming in a pool is the same as taking it up the chocolate machine
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, July 13, 2009, 13:12:59 »

Does this mean that for a male, swimming in a pool is the same as taking it up the chocolate machine

Whatever floats your boat!
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