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Listen Mate,

I've just bought a new house, got 100k equity in it.

If you turn around and re-engage and buy this club.................I'll give you it and go and live with my Mum and Dad.

SERIOUS !!!!


Love

Fred

xx

:mrgreen:

I'll give him £1.47.

My old chap might be inetersted in the club now  :D

Mr Fitton,

My wife is due to give birth next May.

This will be my first child, and ever since I was young, I've looked forward to the day that I would take them to watch STFC, just like my Dad did when I was a child.

If you can save us from this mess, I'll be eternally grateful towards you.

Fuck, I'll even name them after you if you want.

Love and best wishes

8ers

I've got about £35 in my pocket - all yours buddie if you seal the deal  :soapy tit wank:

Mr Fitton.
You can have my Wilkinson Sword I got for my birthday.
Plus my half eaten box of Mingles.

red81 you at work tomorrow

Fred you bastard. When my mum get's fed up after Christmas and kicks me out, I was going to go and be your live in maid.

ha ha deano got his first razor!

 I thought you were going to offer him your first child.

You clearly dont love the club THAT much :D

I have a cat...

Haha fuck off, Ive been shaving ages.
By looking at the size of you your probably still bald.

Very unlikely giving the current "I'm gonna kill anything that moves" frame of mind i'm in.

Oh that hurts.  Your mum likes me shaven boom boom

There was a line, you just crossed it. :twisted:

kiss me

Stand on the yellow pages then.

chin up redgey boy

Mother Son 3-way? Good work ash.

dear mr fitton. if you save us, i'll let you have a go on bennett.

Oooh, now that's an offer he can't refuse.

Bennett is beautiful, jenna fancies him

Careful, he likes them young doesn't he?

I thought Jenna fancied me? Booo...

(not in one of my jokingly peado sort of ways)

She seemed like she was having a great day when she was showing us the pictures from the open day in the CGH garden. She holding up ok?

she liked your hair mate, she refuses to fancy you again until it grows (she still loves ya though)

she is going to spend as many weekends with me as possible (her choice) and wants me to take her to footie come January, so will be going to another pub 1st as the Merlin wont let her in

Fair shout. The merlin will let her in the garden I think, when the weather gets better.

Hopefully there's still a team to support so you can hand it down to your next generation. You're lad(s?) don't support Swindon do they?

they refuse to speak to me now

That's a bit shit mate.

On a happier note. If you fancy a beer on Saturday morning then I might be up for it. You might have to buy though.

Yes...............it's very very sad

I know that I was only their Step Dad, but I was with them for 17 years, seen them all through school, found two of them apprenticeships, encouraged one to join the Army, then used up all of my holidays ferrying him to and from Catterick. Cried lots when he went to NI, Afghan, Iraq, you name it.

He came out of the Army and I paid 3k for his plastering course, I have tried to support them, as I have always thought of them, as my own.

And now the vindictiveness of their Mother means that they cross over the street rather than talk to me.

Lisa has refused to vacate the house before Xmas, so she can have one big last Xmas with all her family around her, and has asked me to make sure I am not there for the day (in my own house).

I am currently going to spend Xmas day in 5 different locations (ala Vicar of Dibley)

I am sad

Jenna is sad

Lisa is happy

is that wrong ????

Probably wrong. I wouldn't make too much of a fuss though mate. Other wise it will be

Fred is angry

Jenna is sadder

Lisa is happier.

Just go with it mate. Things will sort themselves out in the new year.

Ben, I love you for that last post mate. You stick with it Fred and See Jenna as much as you can, my biggest regret is losing touch with my daughter.

Andy mate, the very fact that Lisa is keeping you away proves she is far from happy.

Chin up matey, life goes on and you still got a beautiful daughter.

Anyways, why you worrying about trivial family stuff when the club is about to go under  :wink: