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So I've been asked to interview the big man for the pre-season matchday programme. As part of this, we're doing a fans' Q and A, so if you have any questions you'd like to ask Wilsotron, then PM me, include your real name on the message, and I'll pick the best ones nearer the time.

I'll be concentrating on the football side of things, so if you wanna ask him anything, favourite cheese, for example, now's your chance!

thanking you in advance
Nicolarse

What is your favourite cheese?

May as well get it out of the way!!

As an ex-manager of Franchise FC, do you still feel dirty?

Alternatively come along to the Legends lounge on Aug 4 and ask him yourself ?

Were you sad when 'Home Improvement' was axed and, although we never saw your face, would you consider your regular slots in the show the thing that kickstarted your current celebrity status?

I enjoyed your original hits "Mary's Prayer" & "Second Summer of Love" why did you not follow it up with huge album sales and a string of other hits back in the late 80's.

What made you choose football managership as a career rather than pop?

When you were cast adrift of the raft, how did you survive?  Have you had a reunion with Chuck Noland, or do you hold a grudge that he didn't rescue you?

Do you like people calling you "Wilsotron" or does it make you want to punch them in the face?

Who is your favourite member of Girls Aloud?

If you were planning a development project and encountered an inhabitation of rare newts, what would be your course of action?

Do you think Shaw Tip is actually a tip?

It Shaw is

can you remember your first wank? and if yes who was it about?

When you conduct a multiple regression analysis do you use the stepwise method or do you think it is the devil in disguise and prefer the enter method.

How would you go about finding Will Smith in the snow?

(Start by looking for the fresh prints)

Last year you stuck quite firmly to a 4-4-2 formation. Is this because you consider it heretical to employ a Christmas tree formation outside of the festive season?

:D

Do you believe the allegations that Gok Wan is a thief?

Do you know the 4th part of an aerobics written theory test? If yes, can you let JFW know the answer.

As your son reaches the twighlight of his glittering career, could you bring him to Swindon for a final swansong?

did you know it was a 2 way tussle between you and sheena easton for the swindon job?

Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea-cake?

No? How about a muffin?

What came first the Chicken or the Egg?

Tits or ass Mr Wilson?

I'd like to know if he ever reads the comments on the adver board? If affirmative apologise profusely.

Danny, would you rather shag your mum and everybody know about it or shag your dad and nobody know about it.

Who will win the Ashes?

I wanna ask him if he knows where the fuck my phone is.

Ask him if he's tried ringing Bangkok Red's phone

Gok Wan took it.

I knew it. I'll get that cunt.

Have you ever pulled a sickie just so you can stay at home and play football manager all day?

In terms of the BNP’s repatriation policy on immigration, if you had to choose, who would you repatriate first – Dizzee Rascal or Tinchy Stryder?

Or Yinka Casal.

Are you familiar with the phrase "chocolate starfish"? Can you explain it to Doore?

My favourite post ever, although you owe me a beer to replace the one I spilled laughing at that!

Do you like balloon knots?

Yeah, OK, it wasn't exactly Oscar Wilde, I'll grant you. Your original though would have had that affect on me had I been drinking a beer at the time, which, sadly, I wasn't. 2-0 to you

I was honestly being serious.  It made me laugh. A lot.

Ah, OK, I thought you were quite reasonably shaming me for a cheap crack. I think you should do the interview with Danny Wilson, on the condition you ask him that question

I'm not sure I could ask him that now - I have been filled in as to its meaning and would feel bad putting the question to him.  Juddie, however - its his job to pose difficult questions.  I would like to see the answer in the first programme of the season.

How did it feel to have Frank Sinatra play you in the 1951 biography of your life,  Meet Danny Wilson?

sorry - i have a serious question...

there has been no mention in the cox transfer of a sell on clause, is it safe to assume that if WBA sell Cox for a profit we will see some of that money?

Well you've spoiled the whole thread now.

Will the Simon Cox memorial be broadcast on television? At the very least it should be on Channel 5. Pull some strings Fitts

When does the gathering of Don Roger's DNA start in order to clone two wingers and a creative midfielder?

I have a jar of his snot in my fridge

Would that be the one in the mobile home or your proper house, Ron?  :D