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DMR

« Reply #30 on: Wednesday, March 30, 2005, 16:24:16 »

- Broken metertarsal a la Beckham from football
- Knee ligaments torn up from tennis
- Broken fingers a plenty from cricket
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« Reply #31 on: Wednesday, March 30, 2005, 16:36:35 »

i have still have my swallen thumb from dropping a catch last season. can still crack it and stuff. keeps me entertained!
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« Reply #32 on: Wednesday, March 30, 2005, 16:39:59 »

That'll teach you to catch it next time, rather than letting the team down
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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday, March 30, 2005, 21:08:46 »

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« Reply #34 on: Wednesday, March 30, 2005, 21:10:50 »

And it was against us! how I laughed when you dropped that catch Johno!!!
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« Reply #35 on: Wednesday, March 30, 2005, 21:12:46 »

i've fractured my wrist and broken my thumb playing football  Sad

i also had Osgood-Schlatters disease and i think it's buggered my hamstrings/calves up as well because they're always tight. oh well, i guess i should do the stretches they gave me at physio all them years ago if i can be bothered  :-))(
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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday, March 30, 2005, 21:28:46 »

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 I still turn out at cricket.... but knocked football on the head in my 30's, rugby and hockey never lasted past school, but golf and tennis are still OK.

  Used to run but got bored with it , so took up cycling and walking.

 Cycling has tapered a bit recently, due to a knackered bike, but walking is most important.....as stated before preparing for the 26 mile Sarsen Trail in early May....apart from the usual blows received on the body from the cricket ball and lumps kicked out at football, I've never had a serious injury
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Amir

« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, March 30, 2005, 21:28:46 »

Clean broke both the bones in my lower right leg playing football when I was sixteen.  Was meant to be going to Peteborough away straight after the game, dugged up to fuck in the hospital with my mum trying to shove earphones in me lugholes(2-0 Finney and Allison).  Thanks for that, mum, but they'd given me morphine you daft old bint Smiley

Four months on crutches, at least another two before I could do any sport.  No pin though Cool Can still play with no pain.
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, March 30, 2005, 22:25:47 »

No breaks for me.

Tore my Cruciate Ligaments and cartlidge in my left knee playing footy at school. Got some nice scars from the op
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, March 30, 2005, 23:39:49 »

I managed to break the main bone and some other bone in my leg and dislocate my ankle when playing football.  My foot was facing backwards because it was so mangled Cool
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« Reply #40 on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 07:47:06 »

I sprained my wrist saving a penalty last year... And that's it really.

Oh, when I was 9 I sprained a finger while throwing an American Football around.  Sad
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 10:45:37 »

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And it was against us! how I laughed when you dropped that catch Johno!!!
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a game we should of won, but your fatty bowler kept breaking the wicket everytime he fell over. idiot. but satill got you all out for 60 odd!  Wink
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« Reply #42 on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 11:05:05 »

You ntoice that we only had about 7 or 8 regular players that day!
And be fair the wicket was like an ice rink, even if Merit is slightly unbalanced!
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« Reply #43 on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 11:10:08 »

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The worst one was when I was playing footy and sprained my wrist


oh the humanity  :roll:
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« Reply #44 on: Thursday, March 31, 2005, 14:05:48 »

Thats my point! Nothing ever happens to me!
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