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« Reply #240 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 11:57:54 »

Anything that twat Jamie redknapp says, especially when he criticises foreign people's grasb of English. You can't fucking manage to do it properly you complete cunt, I thought after Andy Gray I would strugle to find another cunt talk as much shit that really can't stand what a cunt. CUNT

A splendid rant
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« Reply #241 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 13:03:30 »

Anyone who says " I'll get straight back to you" Don't believe them.
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« Reply #242 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 13:57:59 »

"Brrrraaaapppp" is just some Gangsta wannabe wanker trying to sound hard. it is accompanied by the Gansta stylee finger gun held 90 degrees off kilter Vin Diesel stylee and supposedly imtates the Gagsta wannabe wanker loosing off his/ her Mach 10.

"Almost exactly" as in "almost exactly a year ago"- Fuck off! Its is either exactly or almost.

"Yeah-No" or "No-Yeah" genreally in answer to a question as in "Did you have a good time?" "No-Yeah it was great!". Cunts.
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« Reply #243 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 14:38:39 »

"Brrrraaaapppp" is just some Gangsta wannabe wanker trying to sound hard. it is accompanied by the Gansta stylee finger gun held 90 degrees off kilter Vin Diesel stylee and supposedly imtates the Gagsta wannabe wanker loosing off his/ her Mach 10.

"Almost exactly" as in "almost exactly a year ago"- Fuck off! Its is either exactly or almost.

"Yeah-No" or "No-Yeah" genreally in answer to a question as in "Did you have a good time?" "No-Yeah it was great!". Cunts.

Abso-fucking-lutely.
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« Reply #244 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 14:42:41 »

"Flames"/"on flames"

Callum Kennedy's twitter is particularly guilty of this.

I used this myself earlier, I then proceeded to slap myself silly.
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« Reply #245 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 15:07:53 »

I used this myself earlier, I then proceeded to slap myself silly.

Haha your tweet was actually what sparked me off to post about it. Bad enough Kennedy and Ritchie using it, but when it spreads to the good folk of the TEF...
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« Reply #246 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 17:01:21 »

In what context would such a phrase be used?
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« Reply #247 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 17:03:50 »

instead of 'on fire' eg. kerouche is on flames...
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« Reply #248 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 17:06:14 »

Oh, right.

BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!
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« Reply #249 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 17:07:19 »

you're preaching to the choir
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« Reply #250 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 17:25:20 »

instead of 'on fire' eg. kerouche is on flames...

This is the first time I have ever heard such a phrase.
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« Reply #251 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 17:39:32 »

i only heard it for the first time after crawley too
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« Reply #252 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 17:57:39 »

instead of 'on fire' eg. kerouche is on flames...
I have also never heard this phrase before.
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« Reply #253 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 18:01:39 »

Anyone that uses the phrase "Alright Fella, bud or bro" deserves a right royal kick in the cunt.
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« Reply #254 on: Friday, September 16, 2011, 18:08:18 »

"I can get it much cheaper on the internet" winds me fucking right up. 

Closely followed by "I bought this on the internet and it's gone wrong, can you help me?

No I can't help you, fuck off.
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