I like the "despite having 6 goalkeepers registered" line.
Did the thick cunts think we were playing them all at once? Can the dozy fuckers not realise that we had to have 6 keepers over the course of that season because they'd come in, play two games and then one of their arms would fall out of it's socket, and that our goals conceded column might have had something to do with the lack of a settled keeper.
Twats!
Chill Lumps. I don't think it was a personal attack on you, or our beloved Digby.