blinkpip
His Infernal Majesty
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« on: Thursday, January 20, 2005, 17:01:20 » |
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Don't know if you seen this befoe?
> Victoria Beckham (Posh) was being driven around the > countryside in her > limo by her driver. > > Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time, the > limo hits the cow. Slightly shaken up, the driver goes to see if the > cow is alright. > > " Is it alright? " asks Victoria, from the comfort of the back seat.The > driver prodded the cow with his foot, and shook his head............" No > ma'am, it's dead." > > " Well you were driving, not me, so you go and tell the farmer what > happened! " So the driver goes off to the nearby farm. > > A couple of hours later the driver came back holding a bottle of > Champagne, > with his clothes scruffy and all messed up.......................... > > " Oh my God, what happened to you ? " , Victoria exclaimed as she saw > > the driver. > > " Well ma'am, the farmer gave me this bottle of Champagne, the > farmer's wife gave me a kiss, and their daughter had sex with me " !! > > " What the hell did you say ? " > > Well ma'am, I just said..........." I'm Victoria Beckham's driver, > and I just killed the cow."
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