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I do think village is a fruit, me and birdies mate had a young lady ready to meet him friday night and he was too scared to come out..........
You didn't tell me about that! I thought it was some cover up story to rope me into some dogging action with you and Julie
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nah, we had bigger fish to fry than doggin, she is a squaddie, 19, likes flashing her arse, right up your street, she very funny. I didn't tell you incase you ran a mile, which you did anyway coz you are scared we might rape you
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