when on coaches

[oxford_fan]

on a drive to norwich i managed to execute a piss into a bottle whilst driving, that was some feat. you have to be very careful as air pressure can cause your foreskin to act as a small balloon and cause a large spray, but i managed to prevent that disaster.

the key is to dangle the tip in slightly, leaving room to allow the excess air pressure to escape

maintaining the gradient is also crucial, as is keeping an eye open for the 'cut off point' should you fill the vessell.

[DMR]

When I was driving a friend, who shall remain nameless, home from a night out in Swindon to Burbage, such was his desperation that he wound the window and pissed out of it, at about 70mph.

Luckily such was the force of the piss, it avoided the washing the wing of the car.

[DiV]

we all turned the manor into a public lavatory  


.....and we all pissed up the walls  

[Reg Smeeton]

Dazzza wrote:

 

Pissing in bottles really should be avoided at all costs on moving transport unless you have…
A small enough willy to fit down the spout

 Which is why I always favour a Paul Masson carafe to hand.

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[Spencer_White]

Ere Reg, was you on one of those coaches we took to Ipswich League Cup 3rd round 1985?

You see that fella on MOS talking about it?

Sounded ace.

[Reg Smeeton]

No, sorry  went by car.

[reeves4england]

Very funny stories, but no matter how many times he may have told it to me, Johno's is the funniest