Football chants

[land_of_bo]

"Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?"
Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
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Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
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(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
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To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted
for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song):
"If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"
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West brom sang:
the premier league is upside down
the premier league is upside down
we're up the top chelsea bottom
the premier league is upside down
then a few seconds later
champions...............champions.............champions
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He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like
the

idea of a swear word in his song.
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A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....*in style of
Chim-Chiminey* "Tim timminy Tim timminy Tim Tim Tirooo We've got Tim
Howard and he says F*CK YOU!!
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In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia
after being arrested for being drunk at a football match..
He's red, He's sound,
He's banned from every ground,
Carra's dad, Carra's dad
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Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St
Andrews (when?)...
Theres only one Emile Heskey,
one Emile Heskey,
He used to be sh**e,
But now hes alright,
Walking in a Heskey wonderland
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Here's a beauty sung at Highbury when Cygan is drafted in as emergency
cover...
He's bald,
He's sh*t,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Pascal Cygan! Pascal Cygan!
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To the tune of Rebel Rebel
Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of
your dad
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Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
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To the tune of 'Lord of the Dance':Sung to Man utd's Sun Ji Park Park,
Park, whoever you may be, You eat dogs in your own country, But it could
be worse, You could be Scouse, Eating rats in your council house.
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To the tune of 'You are my Sunshine':
You are a Scouser,
an ugly Scouser,
You're only happy on Giro day,
Your Mum's out thieving,
Your Dad's drug-dealing,
Please don't take my hubcaps away


I think the Van Persie one is the best...

[Luci]

Quality  

[Sippo]

Brighton Fans after John Presscott gave them persmission to build at Falmer:

'Hes Fat, He's Round hes given us a Ground, John Presscott, John Presscott....'

[Batch]

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(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"

         

[Luci]

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To the tune of 'Lord of the Dance':Sung to Man utd's Sun Ji Park Park,
Park, whoever you may be, You eat dogs in your own country, But it could
be worse, You could be Scouse, Eating rats in your council house.
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I love that one  

[Rossi]

I enjoyed reading through them. Some of my favs:

At the West Ham - Man Utd game, to Rooney, they were singing (to the tune of oo argh we love ambrosia):
Your fat and your birds a slag, your fat and your birds a slag

To the tune of feed the world:
Feed the scousers,
Let them know its christmas time

Spurs fans to Arsenal:
Is this the way to Amarillo,
Viera's gone and he's taking his pillow
Dreaming dreams of being a yido
Arsene Wenger sleeps with kids

Another one aimed at Liverpool fans
Does your mother know your dad? Does your mother know your dad?

He's big,
He's red
His feet stick out the bed
Peter Crouch Peter Crouch

[Spud]

I like what the Wigan fans were singing to Harry Kewell the other week abut his wife being on Im a Celeb, i cant remember what the tune of it is from but here goes:-

"Cannon and Ball are shagging your wife!, Cannon and Ball are shagging your wife!"  

[McLovin]

To the conga theme tune...

Doo doo dooooo, it's Nigel Reo-Coker...

[SwindonTartanArmy]

Great one just after Andy Gorma had been diagnosed with mild scizophrenia:

"Two Andy Gorams! There's only two Andy Gorams!"

[mattboyslim]

I love the djimi traore one, especially after that goal at burnley, genius.  te best ones are original in either tunes or lyrics.  For that reason I like the christian roberts chant because its a bit different.

[SwindonTartanArmy]

to Cowdenbeath fans (to the tune of the Addams family)

They're dirty and they're smelly,
they come fae near Lochgelly,
They havnae got a telly,
the Cowden Family!

[red macca]

any one got any other sites for chants not this one though

http://www.footballchants.org/

[Bob's Orange]

to Cowdenbeath fans (to the tune of the Addams family)

They're dirty and they're smelly,
they come fae near Lochgelly,
They havnae got a telly,
the Cowden Family!

My mate who is a Berwick Rangers fan said the last time they played Cowdenbeath they all chucked bars of soap at the Cowdenbeath fans!

For the record, Cowdenbeath is a shitehole