58 people in Britain are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
I do that

but not with a sharp knive,that would be silly.
I think Christmas is more of a stressful time,it is for me, as i try and explain again to my Nan [who has comsumed half a bottle of gin in three hours]how to play the latest board game brought in a vain attempt to foster family spirit.Bless her
