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Foggy

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« on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 10:20:42 »

Before all you pervs out there get excited i mean films that are shit not contain it  Wink

I had the misfortune of watching/enduring "Creep" at the weekend,what a pile of steaming horse turd this film is, good idead,good location, poor acting,storyline. This ranks alongside "Alexander" as one of the worst films ever.

Anybody seen anything worse?
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STFC Village

« Reply #1 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 10:24:12 »

Lost In Translation was a dreadful film, not even Scarlett Johannsen dancing around in her undies could save it
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fatbury

« Reply #2 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 10:26:42 »

Cherry Falls springs to mind!
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 10:33:16 »

The Day After Tomorrow. For an action film I was bored to tears! Utter Shengis.
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 10:40:32 »

i've sat through many shit films with ex-girlfriends. a walk to remember and the sweetest thing being 2 that come to mind. not even cameron diaz could save the second one.
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Northern Red

« Reply #5 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 11:06:10 »

Quote from: "fatbury"
Cherry Falls springs to mind!

That was so bad, it was good  
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my-velocity

« Reply #6 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 12:17:26 »

That film where the two people are in the water. Open Water or sometihng.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 12:32:04 »

You've Got Mail. The worst film of all time  :|
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fatbury

« Reply #8 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 12:40:49 »

Open Water was a good film!!

Youve got Mail i have on DVD!  :-))(
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 12:45:44 »

I saw xxx2 the next level the other week. Now that is shit!
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 12:47:00 »

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I saw xxx2 the next level the other week. Now that is shit!


The first one was shit enough  :|
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 12:48:41 »

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Lost In Translation was a dreadful film, not even Scarlett Johannsen dancing around in her undies could save it


i have great memories of seeing that film in the cinema, well i didn't exactly watch it though if you know what i mean  Wink
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 13:00:13 »

The Horse Whisper*
Franky and Johnny*
AI and most stanley kubrick films (yes I know he didn't finish it).


* Bird films, do they count?
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mattboyslim

« Reply #13 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 13:07:41 »

I think we can safely say 'bird films' are a given for being tripe, Erin Brockovich (sp?) was shocking IMHO
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Spud

« Reply #14 on: Monday, November 21, 2005, 13:07:46 »

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Lost In Translation was a dreadful film, not even Scarlett Johannsen dancing around in her undies could save it


Agreed.

I also think 'The Day After Tomorrow' is a load of old bollocks.
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