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Piemonte

« Reply #1305 on: Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 11:05:25 »

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Sorry for not knowing of this phrase which obviously has its etymological roots in the language of pikeys.  I may just move in more eloquent circles.


Yes,  like flamable ben  
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Doore

« Reply #1306 on: Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 11:07:34 »

A good point, slightly let down by spelling his name wrong when questioning his eloquence.  Try flammableben.  A good effort nonetheless.
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flammableBen

« Reply #1307 on: Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 11:37:34 »

I'm fucking well eloquent me, cunts.
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Doore

« Reply #1308 on: Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 11:48:24 »

Indeed you are squire.  Interesting fact, probably not true.  Pigs can't see the sky.  If they look up, the snout gets in the way.  They can't roll their eyes up either.  Weird.  Mind you if you held one up in some strange sexual position he may see it.  Do you it would scream 'what the fuck is that?' and have a heart attact and die?  Now that would be cool.  If a bit strange.  I think I'm rambling.  Never mind.  Rambling is noble.  Verbal rambling anyway, the physical kind is tiring.  Apparently.  I think I've made my point.
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« Reply #1309 on: Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 11:50:45 »

surely whether they can see it or not is incidental as they'd not have a clue what it was anyway. unless pigs are taught a basic level of science at some point which i've been previously unaware of. you've got to think these things through.
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Doore

« Reply #1310 on: Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 11:55:07 »

I went to school with a few pigs.  If you gave them some hula hoops you could sleep with them.  Apparently.
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magic8ball

« Reply #1311 on: Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 11:58:53 »

Surely they'd see the reflection of the sky in their water trough prior to taking a sip?
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Doore

« Reply #1312 on: Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 12:00:12 »

Ah, the plot thickens.  Would they know it was a reflection though, or would they just think it was a pattern on the water?
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« Reply #1313 on: Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 12:03:16 »

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Sorry for not knowing of this phrase which obviously has its etymological roots in the language of pikeys.  I may just move in more eloquent circles.


Yes,  like flamable ben  


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« Reply #1314 on: Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 12:29:14 »

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Surely they'd see the reflection of the sky in their water trough prior to taking a sip?


Pigs close their eyes when they drink.
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Piemonte

« Reply #1315 on: Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 13:29:42 »

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Sorry for not knowing of this phrase which obviously has its etymological roots in the language of pikeys.  I may just move in more eloquent circles.


Yes,  like flamable ben  


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Doore

« Reply #1316 on: Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 13:51:59 »

My source just told me that we will be signing Diego Maradona and Marco van Basten.  We will also be resurrecting Stanley Matthews to challenge Ricky Shakes on the right.  Lev Yashin will join on a year long loan with a view to a permanent deal, to play understusy to Brezhovan(sp).  However, my source is my overactive imagination, so make of it what you will.
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« Reply #1317 on: Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 17:03:52 »

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A good point, slightly let down by spelling his name wrong when questioning his eloquence.  Try flammableben.  A good effort nonetheless.


Or flammableBen even!
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« Reply #1318 on: Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 17:46:24 »

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Sorry for not knowing of this phrase which obviously has its etymological roots in the language of pikeys.  I may just move in more eloquent circles.


Yes,  like flamable ben  


Ace avatar pie face  Cool


I know. I am pretty cool Cool

My source has told me that Juan Pablo is the big name player we were after. Wise intends to play him in an attacking "libero" sweeper role, much like a greasier franz beckenbaur


 
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flammableBen

« Reply #1319 on: Wednesday, July 26, 2006, 17:50:42 »

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A good point, slightly let down by spelling his name wrong when questioning his eloquence.  Try flammableben.  A good effort nonetheless.


Or flammableBen even!
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haha doore got served.
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