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« Reply #705 on: Saturday, February 18, 2006, 11:58:31 »

Good:
- I'm not hungover today
- My nice jeans didn't get dirty last night
- I'm going to see a friend of mine today at Glamorgan Wales
- It's matchday!

Bad:
- I drank too much last night.  After an average night out for Walrus in his student union, it was decided, as it naturally would be, to strip down butt naked and run around the uni for half an hour, even finding time to take a dip in the freezing cold stream.  Not content with our antics, which saw us having to leg it from the security guards, we returned to bang on our gay flatmate's door at 3am and ask him to take a picture of the four of us naked.  He was not amused, but as he was closing the door another guy appeared (yeah...) and offered to do it.  He took a few snaps as we asked him a few questions and it turned out he did dance, specialising in ballet.  This was too much for the Walrus who just pissed himself with laughter.  

All this after being in the kitchen the other day and playfully describing a mate as "gay", as a shocking silence descended, realising our homosexual flatmate was present....  Not content with this, we returned to my room where someone nicked a packet of Hula Hoops, so naturally as a defense tactic, I decided to force my cock in his face....  

:|  

I may post some of the cleaner pics after some sensorship if I'm feeling brave!
- I've got a scar on my hand where I hurt myself last night
- The friend is my ex's mate, and I feel a bit guilty about it, although it's not like that!
- We'll probably lose
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« Reply #706 on: Saturday, February 18, 2006, 14:01:30 »

I always knew you were gay really
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« Reply #707 on: Monday, February 27, 2006, 14:19:54 »

This weekend is going to be great  Cheesy

Although friday night I have to supervise my sisters 13th birthday party at home  :shock:  Great stuff. I'm going to lock myself away from the crazy animals.

Saturday - Football woooo. Dad better put his foot down on the way home, I have to get ready quickly. My cousins 18th partay at 7.30. I'll stay there for a couple of hours- get some free drinks off family members and other randoms. Then about 10 I'll be picked up by my other cousin and a load of us gals are going up club ice for my mate amys birthday  Cheesy

Sunday- cinema with some old school mates which should be a laugh. Keep forgetting I'm skint. Ohwell.

....and monday I will have the biggest lie in ever.


Oh and latest on the job front.........The people from my last interview have not got back to me yet which I'm pretty gutted about but nevermind.

I'm going to college in westbury 3 times a week to do nvq 1 & 2 computer course. Which will make my Cv look better.

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« Reply #708 on: Monday, February 27, 2006, 15:53:59 »

This week is going to suck, I can just feel it. I'm properly skint now - trip to London cost a packet but I can claim back some money as expenses from the uni. I need to start my dissertation this week as well and I also get my results on friday, which means meeting my tutor who likes lengthy discussions about how you have done in the exams. I don't even think I'll have enough money to get pissed on friday. That makes me a saaaaad panda.
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« Reply #709 on: Monday, February 27, 2006, 16:07:13 »

I have a 'nothing' week. No plans, nothing to look forward to (apart from Pancake Day!), not much work on. It's going to be a dull one, i can tell.
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« Reply #710 on: Monday, February 27, 2006, 16:27:54 »

Good - Day off tomorrow

Bad - Got to get up at 6am anyway  :evil:
       - Ill
       - Tired
       - Shit Weekend
       - German TV
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« Reply #711 on: Monday, February 27, 2006, 17:18:46 »

Good - Nothing

Bad - Nothing really this week

im gunna have one of them....doss weeks.
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« Reply #712 on: Monday, February 27, 2006, 17:41:26 »

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I have a 'nothing' week. No plans, nothing to look forward to (apart from Pancake Day!), not much work on. It's going to be a dull one, i can tell.


You have now if you come out for a beer thursday!!

pancake day my hole  Cheesy
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« Reply #713 on: Monday, February 27, 2006, 17:50:33 »

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Quote from: "Dave Blackcurrant"
I have a 'nothing' week. No plans, nothing to look forward to (apart from Pancake Day!), not much work on. It's going to be a dull one, i can tell.


You have now if you come out for a beer thursday!!

pancake day my hole  Cheesy


Are you inviting Dave to put his baby batter in your hole? You sicken me

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« Reply #714 on: Monday, February 27, 2006, 17:53:53 »



fuck off  Wink
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« Reply #715 on: Monday, February 27, 2006, 18:01:21 »

Pancake day is ace!!! Cool
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« Reply #716 on: Monday, February 27, 2006, 18:04:38 »

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« Reply #717 on: Monday, February 27, 2006, 20:24:53 »

Cheesy  I could'nt wait for tomorrow, So I had pancakes for tea.

Had 5  Oops  I like lemon and sugar on mine and with treacle. Tryed one with Banana on which was quite nice too. They have a pancake house at centerparcs - its lushush there. They do savoury pancakes.
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« Reply #718 on: Monday, February 27, 2006, 20:27:21 »

Bad..............Despite being the most unfit man on the planet, I agreed to play TWO games of indoor football today.

Good.............The first game only lasted 40 minutes due to an administration error and we got the game for free!
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« Reply #719 on: Monday, February 27, 2006, 20:28:21 »

Good - Started new job today and no one can any longer accuse me of not driving to away games after Saturday

Bad - new job means I am UNABLE to post until the evenings Sad
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