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Brilliant. I'm such a cunt.
Went on a pretty regular night, didn't meet up with the others so it was just me and Joe. We were pretty fucked by 10pm, though nothing outrageous. Went into the club with a Scottish lad and his mates who we randomly met, and the club passed by without event - didn't manage to pull which is pathetic. Then got booted out at closing, so went to the seafront trying to get in a club called the Funky Buddha. We didn't get in as the bouncers "didn't like" the people in front of us who'd he seen us talking to so, we didn't get in either, despite the guy's best efforts to pretend he'd been to Tirana, seeing as the bouncer was Albanian.
Next stop, Mex's club, The Arc. Even after trying to phone Mex at 3am we didn't manage to get in, so we raced up to the station for the train home. Unfortunately we didn't have tickets, and ten inspectors were standing by the door, but despite this I tried to merrily walk past them. I got grabbed in the neck so I lared off the inspector: "Congratulations cunt, earnt you £4.50 an hour.... Sorry nightshift isn't it? £6.50."
So we walked to the next station, and got home about 7am.... :|
At Brighton met a couple of girls, one was fit, one less so. The less fit one gave me her number.... Hmm not sure whether or not to text her.
Quite a straightforward one to be honest.... I wonder how Reeves got on on his birthday! Of course you should text her......and ask for the fit girls number  |
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« Reply #646 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 17:27:59 » |
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« Reply #647 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 17:29:34 » |
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« Reply #648 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 17:32:11 » |
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No walrus! No!  The poor girl would be gutted to find out you like her mate instead of her. |
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« Reply #649 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 17:33:22 » |
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No walrus! No! The poor girl would be gutted to find out you like her mate instead of her. But she's a minger. :roll: |
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« Reply #650 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 17:45:11 » |
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« Reply #651 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 17:47:38 » |
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It's a dog eat dog world Sadie. Or in this case, an ignore all dogs world
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« Reply #652 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 17:52:02 » |
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« Reply #653 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 17:54:02 » |
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It's a dog eat dog world Sadie. Or in this case, an ignore all dogs world agreed |
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« Reply #654 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 17:58:49 » |
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« Reply #655 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 18:00:46 » |
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Like Village said its a dog eat dog world, which is why the Walrus goo-goo-ga-chooo has got to get the fit girls number.
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« Reply #656 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 18:02:56 » |
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I think, to soften the blow he should ask for the fit birds number while in the middle of sexual activity with the 'other' bird.....
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« Reply #657 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 18:03:28 » |
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Yes he can get it, but not from her best mate Don't you men think!! Crikey moses. End of rant. |
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« Reply #658 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 18:04:05 » |
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I think, to soften the blow he should ask for the fit birds number while in the middle of sexual activity with the 'other' bird..... Agreed, that way everyones a winner baby, thats the truth. |
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« Reply #659 on: Saturday, February 11, 2006, 18:04:15 » |
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Yes he can get it, but not from her best mate Don't you men think!! Crikey moses. End of rant.that wasnt much of a rant |
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